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Powaqoatse posted:man i hosed it up No dont, it's perfect.
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funmanguy posted:No dont, it's perfect. thx to be honest its growing on me, warts & all now to get rid of that 10 year old custom title
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 05:37 |
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Theophany posted:When I was growing up in High School I met my High School sweetheart. Unlike a Bruce Springsteen song, she was called Sue, not Mary. Sue and I were going steady for months and one night I took her down to the creek in my 396 Chevy and we knew that night we were gonna go all the way. We parked up, made some small talk and were both nervous. I had the World Series on the radio and goddamn it, it was a close game. It was the bottom of the ninth and we thought that they'd never win. As they played through the tenth innings, the squeeze play paid off and for the life of me I can't remember which darn team won that night. What I remember is Sue's body glistening through the moon roof on that darn Chevy as I climaxed inside her sinewy body.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 08:47 |
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Powaqoatse posted:man i hosed it up I feel like I'm missing out on something.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:15 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I feel like I'm missing out on something. Remove the first four letters of his username, then replace the Q with a G.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:17 |
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Powaqoatse posted:man i hosed it up Or jam a U between the q and the o.
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# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:24 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qatsi_trilogy https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx Hope this helps.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I feel like I'm missing out on something. The cult classic film Koyaanisqatsi and its sequels. Edit: too late but this took a while on my phone and I'm proud of it
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v2vian man posted:during his speech hillary clinton replaced obama's chair with a chair of snakes!! oh no barack v2vian man posted:whats that noise! oh!! dick cheney has secreted a handsaw in his wheelchair and is hacking steadily at the supports of the capitol! devious indeed v2vian man posted:don't sign the paper!! the fine print says you give up rights to be president and agree to "never be president, not ever" v2vian man posted:the helicopter! obama is kidnapped inside. now, off to canada where he can never be president (they really hate blacks)
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Aside from the hardcore racists Canada doesn't have enough 'black people' to hate them. There's some pretty lovely hatred towards immigrants though (not the white ones, the 'wrong type', you know).
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 00:28 |
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Powaqoatse posted:thx I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 02:20 |
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Venom Snake posted:Apologies. A few of of you died as babies because I forgot dwarf babies can't drink alcohol and all our water froze
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 04:26 |
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In case you're wondering Venom Snake is running a dwarf fortress game in the c-spam trump thread. It's pretty great.
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Karate Bastard posted:In case you're wondering Venom Snake is running a dwarf fortress game in the c-spam trump thread. It's pretty great. too bad C-SPAM is about to get nuked for threatening to kill donald trump
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 10:42 |
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Does anyone have the quote about love? It's something involving a thermostat, and every day she puts a lamp under it and breaks it, and it ends with something like YOU REPLACE THE FUKING COIL BECAUSE THATS WHAT LOVE IS
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 10:47 |
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du -hast posted:Does anyone have the quote about love? It's something involving a thermostat, and every day she puts a lamp under it and breaks it, and it ends with something like YOU REPLACE THE FUKING COIL BECAUSE THATS WHAT LOVE IS quote:gently caress all the pop song puppy love bullshit. Your heart skipping a beat isn't love, it's cardiac arrhythmia. It's not about shortness of breath, either, or how turned on you get or whether you tell yourself you'd throw yourself in front of a bus for her or whatever. You can convince yourself of a lot about how you feel and what you would do in exchange for regular oral sex.
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Alaois posted:too bad C-SPAM is about to get nuked for threatening to kill donald trump Here we go again. Link?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 11:13 |
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Kavak posted:Here we go again. Link? It's buried somewhere on the huge rear end thread but the quote basically goes "shoot him and play in his blood" which is pretty
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 11:17 |
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Kavak posted:Here we go again. Link? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680205&pagenumber=13801&perpage=40#post466141307
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Crane Fist posted:I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore i dont neither separate post Sam Faust posted:This veritable Vitruvian victory becomes very understandable when one takes note of detestable David's dinky dong.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:54 |
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I know it's fake but every time I read that I don't know if I'm angry at her be being so loving stupid or him for staying with someone so loving stupid. Or just change the bulb or smash the loving lamp. Ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhh!
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Outrail posted:I know it's fake but every time I read that I don't know if I'm angry at her be being so loving stupid or him for staying with someone so loving stupid. Or just change the bulb or smash the loving lamp. Ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhh! shes not stupid, she just doesnt give a gently caress, you idiot. its an illustration of how every relationship has issues that matter to one party but not the other. so if you really wanna smash the loving lamp, you should probably not date anybody ever.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:12 |
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Outrail posted:I know it's fake but every time I read that I don't know if I'm angry at her be being so loving stupid or him for staying with someone so loving stupid. Or just change the bulb or smash the loving lamp. Ahhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhh! beep borp
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:16 |
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He talks to her like an rear end in a top hat and she should be more considerate. Pretty normal and minor relationship problems. I'd say "love" would be finding out she was actually born a lamp and still staying with her, even though he had sworn to fix and protect thermostats from their natural enemy, the lamps.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:41 |
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Love is blindness, I don't wanna see Won't you shut the light Or at least move it away from the termostat Oh, my heart Love is blindness.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:48 |
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every night i pray to lampfather
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:49 |
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Powaqoatse posted:shes not stupid, she just doesnt give a gently caress, you idiot. The quote specifically states that she doesn't quite get it. And if she's doesn't give a gently caress that it's driving him up the wall and can't be asked finding an alternative that's pretty toxic.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 17:56 |
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You can't cut back on gift closet lighting! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:00 |
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Outrail posted:The quote specifically states that she doesn't quite get it. And if she's doesn't give a gently caress that it's driving him up the wall and can't be asked finding an alternative that's pretty toxic. The threshold for "toxic" relationships is just completely nonexistent now, apparently.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:41 |
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The quotes are coming from inside the thread.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:52 |
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If you find that to be a toxic relationship then you should sever for her benefit, not yours. And then spend the rest of your life on a desert island because you will be driven insane by every person on the planet.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:52 |
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point of story: missed
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:03 |
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Dessert Island would be a good name for a tropical themed dessert buffet. I'm sure it exists.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:05 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Dessert Island would be a good name for a tropical themed dessert buffet. I'm sure it exists. oh hell yeah i wanna walk clockwise around dessert island and just heap all of that onto my plate
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:06 |
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A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:You can't cut back on gift closet lighting! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!! also, quote from the quote thread
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:07 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:point of story: missed do you mean this isn't an E/N story about a psycho wife gaslighting this guy about a thermostat?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:25 |
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RyokoTK posted:do you mean this isn't an E/N story about a psycho wife gaslighting this guy about a thermostat? Thermostating, surely.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:28 |
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im the reliable narrator who writes a pages long screed on the something awful forums about how my wife doesnt understand the goddamned thermostat feel free to pick out random sentences and take them for truth
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:31 |
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Sever my head.
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Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat.
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