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Khazar-khum posted:Is it just me, or has there been a proliferation of 'Asian martial arts'? Some of the names, to be honest, look like they were made up while looking at a menu from Panda Express. I think people are cashing in on the popularity of the professional MMA bouts you see on TV. Set up a "dojo," name it something vaguely Asian-sounding, tell people they'll be just like those guys and gals on TV if they take your classes, then count all the cash you're getting from pasty neckbeards who spend thirty minutes a week kicking a bag. Great, now you've got me giggling at the thought of Mai Fun Dojo and its competitor, Club Pork Fried Rice
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oldpainless posted:小さなペニス Dojo More like olddickless, am I right?
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Waci posted:Yes, some times words from a language look like other words from the same or related languages. I cant believe realising this is poo poo that never happened to you. I think she meant faux-Asian names that look cool to westerners but have nothing to do with martial arts.
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Howard Beale posted:I've worked in movie theaters and this is pretty plausible, though I sure wouldn't rule out a prank. Having worked at a theater did you normally clean them with the lights off? I would assume they'd at least turn the lights on between/after movies.
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lol because women would not only use cucumbers (a bad choice) instead of dildos, but they'd also masturbate in public and have silent orgasms in a dark theater then leave the cucumbers they just stuck up their vaginas in the seats instead of just throwing them away. Contrary to a lot of things we know about women, they instead want people to know they masturbate now instead of being all secretive about it. This strikes me as a dumb, short-sighted joke because there's no way this would've actually happened e: also that looks like the same cucumber they just moved a little bit to make it look even more implausible because hey now we just found evidence of two women masturbating in this theater and not just one, omg omg
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It's an army theatre.
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life is killing me posted:lol because women would not only use cucumbers (a bad choice) instead of dildos, but they'd also masturbate in public and have silent orgasms in a dark theater then leave the cucumbers they just stuck up their vaginas in the seats instead of just throwing them away. Contrary to a lot of things we know about women, they instead want people to know they masturbate now instead of being all secretive about it. women also definitely can't masturbate using just their hands, and all women can only orgasm if a dick-like opject is going into their pleasantry let's start an urban legend that women are actually always jacking off in theaters, in every movie, and there's just no way to tell because there's no evidence left there after the fact.
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Are the imgur people also still going bonkers trying to get some woman to make good on her pre-election promise to post not-worksafe stuff of her hula hooping if Trump wins?
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Twitter stealing this thread it seems. https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656
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Those people were doing poo poo like that before Trump got elected, everyone's acting like his election flipped a switch and turned on the racist, homophobic, anti-trans sleeper cells. Only now, everyone can cash in further on continuing to ridicule people who were doing this before by videotaping or photographing it for the sake of victim-hood. All it really serves is to ridicule EVERYONE who voted for Trump or supported him in any way whether or not they were actually racist homophobe hillbillies, instead of just the subset of people featured.
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life is killing me posted:Those people were doing poo poo like that before Trump got elected, everyone's acting like his election flipped a switch and turned on the racist, homophobic, anti-trans sleeper cells. Only now, everyone can cash in further on continuing to ridicule people who were doing this before by videotaping or photographing it for the sake of victim-hood. All it really serves is to ridicule EVERYONE who voted for Trump or supported him in any way whether or not they were actually racist homophobe hillbillies, instead of just the subset of people featured. I don't think you know what 'subset' means.
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Captain Monkey posted:I don't think you know what 'subset' means. Are you referring to the fact that I was talking about a smaller portion of people who say and do things referenced in those tweets, which are in fact part of a larger group of people that voted for Trump?
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life is killing me posted:Are you referring to the fact that I was talking about a smaller portion of people who say and do things referenced in those tweets, which are in fact part of a larger group of people that voted for Trump? Wait you think thats real? lol.
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Captain Monkey posted:Wait you think thats real? lol. I was talking about the fact that those STDH tweets are only melodramatic posts to draw attention to their perceived victimhood, and thus serve only to further demonize Trump supporters; and I was also saying that people actually do say and think that kind of poo poo and they didn't just start doing so because they were emboldened by Trump's election, so posting STDH tweets to demonize Trump supporters is dumb and misses the point entirely. The real message they are putting out there is OMG TRUMP WAS ELECTED LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK TO BE RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC NOW AS IF PEOPLE DIDN'T DO THAT BEFORE, IT'S JUST WORSE NOW BECAUSE OF TRUMP when it's not actually worse. IOW, yeah I realize that poo poo didn't happen, and I'm saying why I think it's dumb. I'm attacking the reasoning behind the tweets, not the imaginary people the tweets are describing.
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i like my racists like i like my men, polite and nonviolent
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tacodaemon posted:Are the imgur people also still going bonkers trying to get some woman to make good on her pre-election promise to post not-worksafe stuff of her hula hooping if Trump wins? Yeeep and she recently let her Instagram be known and now has like 50k followers which wasn't the intent at all no sir Lol: https://imgur.com/gallery/U5aX5 Joey Freshwater has a new favorite as of 00:36 on Nov 11, 2016 |
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A friend of a friend on FB.  Perhaps I'm naive but I'm having a hard time trying to figure out what STDH and what has actually happened. This seems rather melodramatic but I could be wrong--maybe this did happen.
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sweeperbravo posted:women are actually always jacking off in theaters, in every movie, and there's just no way to tell because there's no evidence left there after the fact. I just assume this is happening at every public venue I attend, after all, I'm there! 
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Knormal posted:Before I got to the caption I was hoping this was just a cat's Snapchat. That crossed my mind too, so I love you now
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I got a feeling that the cucumber snapchat is just some people putting a cucumber in there to troll the cleaners. I would do it tbh
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I am pretty sure it's a lovely prank on the photographer's side as they obviously aren't actually working at the cinema cleaning it (the lights are generally on when you clean so you can, you know, see poo poo you're cleaning). If for some reason it's real and this is a lovely cinema that makes its employees clean in the dark to save on electricity bills, then yeah, the cucumbers are snuck in as a prank to gross out the employees. There are many easier ways to masturbate in a cinema that don't involve cucumbers. At least find like some discarded undies or something.
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bean_shadow posted:A friend of a friend on FB. The STDH part is all of it, HTH
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 This is gold because some idiot(s) grabbed the longest cucumber they could find at the supermarket, having absolutely zero loving clue about a woman's reproductive anatomy. A woman can't just sit in a seat and gently caress herself with a foot long cucumber with no one around being aware. Shouldn't come as a surprise that they have a 99.9% probability of being virgins. gently caress, after thinking about this STDH longer than should be reasonable, I'm beginning to question if they've ever even seen porno of a woman using sex toys.
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Look, it had to be a cucumber because ew gay they can't go buy an actual dildo.
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those seats are loving dusty as all hell, also maybe those women snuck the cucumbers in to eat huh, people sneak snacks into theaters more often than masturbatory aids so occam's razor.
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Elfgames posted:those seats are loving dusty as all hell, also maybe those women snuck the cucumbers in to eat huh, people sneak snacks into theaters more often than masturbatory aids so occam's razor. But the cucumbers aren't!
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call center manager posted:wing chun isn't a form of kung fu It is in the sense that kung fu is a common label for Chinese martial arts.
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Zipperelli. posted:
The people cleaning a movie theater are probably teenagers, so yeah.
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Elfgames posted:those seats are loving dusty as all hell, also maybe those women snuck the cucumbers in to eat huh, people sneak snacks into theaters more often than masturbatory aids so occam's razor. BUt then why aren't those ccumbers eaten at all
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oldpainless posted:BUt then why aren't those ccumbers eaten at all There were originally four cucumbers
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Elfgames posted:those seats are loving dusty as all hell, also maybe those women snuck the cucumbers in to eat huh, people sneak snacks into theaters more often than masturbatory aids so occam's razor. The idea of just going to town on a whole raw cucumber is genuinely more disturbing to me than the masturbation option.
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dordreff posted:The idea of just going to town on a whole raw cucumber is genuinely more disturbing to me than the masturbation option. Your mom never made cucumber on the cob for you? Sad...
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dordreff posted:The idea of just going to town on a whole raw cucumber is genuinely more disturbing to me than the masturbation option. They're buttered.
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dordreff posted:The idea of just going to town on a whole raw cucumber is genuinely more disturbing to me than the masturbation option. It's actually a weirdly common summer snack in parts of Asia, and surprised the hell out of me. You'll see people just munching down on a whole raw cucumber sitting in a park or something.
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dordreff posted:The idea of just going to town on a whole raw cucumber is genuinely more disturbing to me than the masturbation option. What, why? You eat bananas, don't you? And it's almost 100% water so it's not like the traditional American snack block'o'cheese.
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Jerry Cotton posted:What, why? You eat bananas, don't you? And it's almost 100% water so it's not like the traditional American snack block'o'cheese. Because cucumbers are disgusting raw.
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