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Doghouse

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.

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google THIS

I hear there's a big hole in the plot

google THIS

the writing is very tongue-in-cheek

FreshCutFries

it's a great one to crack open

FreshCutFries

Big Barnes Andy Nobles Booktorium + "The rear end" + "It's clearly just the word assassin cut off, grow up"

Manifisto


Thingyman posted:

Big Barnes Andy Nobles Booktorium + "The rear end" + "It's clearly just the word assassin cut off, grow up"

MrWillsauce

or maybe it's the The Assass cut off

that'd be even funnier



FreshCutFries

MrWillsauce posted:

or maybe it's the The Assass cut off

that'd be even funnier

the funniest book ever written, objectively, is The Assass by Daniel Weedlord, age 69

MrWillsauce

actually his name is Dick Weedlord



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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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I 'member that book

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

Thingyman posted:

Big Barnes Andy Nobles Booktorium + "The rear end" + "It's clearly just the word assassin cut off, grow up"

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Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Some read the book. Some use it as a paper weight. Some use it to wedgie a door open.

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google THIS

I also bought the e-book in case I lose my hardcopy. gotta back that thang up

social vegan



google THIS posted:

I also bought the e-book in case I lose my hardcopy. gotta back that thang up

woof

FactsAreUseless

That's just an optional illusion. The full name of the book is THE FAT PINK rear end in a top hat.

the littlest prince


I'm going throw my copy in a circle, maybe the top of a nice wicker basket

alnilam

the book turns out to be a story about a goat living by the sea

little munchkin

FactsAreUseless posted:

That's just an optional illusion. The full name of the book is THE FAT PINK rear end in a top hat.

oh is your autobiography out already?

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Elusif

little munchkin posted:

oh is your autobiography out already?

Gah

MrWillsauce

little munchkin posted:

oh is your autobiography out already?



Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms

little munchkin posted:

oh is your autobiography out already?

:eyepop:

scott zoloft

yeah same

little munchkin posted:

oh is your autobiography out already?

oh my lord

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FactsAreUseless

little munchkin posted:

oh is your autobiography out already?
I couldn't write it because I can't figure out how to turn my monitor on.

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GO HOGG WILD!
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FactsAreUseless posted:

I couldn't write it because I can't figure out how to turn my monitor on.

Turn your monitor on

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GO HOGG WILD!
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Coolness Averted posted:

Turn your monitor on

wait, damnit I knew I should have read your post before sassing

Shame Wagon

I'm hyped for the previously unpublished sequel to Dostoevsky's The Idiot.

poverty goat



I read it from cover to cover and there's just not much there tbh

Three-Phase

by zen death robot
Well if they do Nook E-Books I wonder if they have really weird stuff.

I remember a thread about some really bizarre E books with what I can only describe as "surreal erotic" themes to them.

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myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère

Shame Wagon posted:

I'm hyped for the previously unpublished sequel to Dostoevsky's The Idiot.

lmbo


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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
The rear end

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misty mountaintop

by Hand Knit
Schumpeter is the author of three books of poetry and two novels, most notably The rear end, which is being made into a motion picture.

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