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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

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Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

I think Obama just told him the Whitehouse internet doesn't allow porn.

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Withnail posted:

I think Obama just told him the Whitehouse internet doesn't allow porn.

he is thinking about what a dingy shithole he is going to be forced to live in for 4+ years

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

holy poo poo

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Told Two Times posted:

I was cracked over the head three times with a double barreled shotgun. Bled for two days. I remember me and some one else holding my head wound shut. I looked in his eyes and realized that if the bleeding didn't stop I was going to die. Dried blood in your hair stinks so bad when you wash it off.

Never went to a doctor was doing illegal stuff. Couldn't afford it anyway lol America.

FAKE PICTURE WHAT A DOUCHEBAG gently caress

Yeah, he said he was hit in the head and knocked out on his back and woke up like that.

Another point is he's self proclaiming it's a hate crime. Well, he didn't freaking report it to the cops. How's it a hate crime if you don't even report it? I guess that keeps anyone from being able to second guess you?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Another point is he's self proclaiming it's a hate crime. Well, he didn't freaking report it to the cops. How's it a hate crime if you don't even report it?

things can be crimes even if not reported to the police hth


e: wait you were a cop for 5 years and don't know that?????? da gently caress lmao "I am a police officer and the judicial system works like thus: it ain't a crime if you don't get caught!"

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

Moridin920 posted:

things can be crimes even if not reported to the police hth

e: wait you were a cop for 5 years and don't know that?????? da gently caress lmao "I am a police officer and the judicial system works like thus: it ain't a crime if you don't get caught!"

One the the things progressives are criticized for is that so many people now take to social media instead of reporting crimes to the authorities.

Thankfully, progressives just assume anyone who gets accused of anything is automatically guilty and start shaming them trying to get them to lose their job and/or child custody. Unless that person is on their side. Sometimes.

Also it's useful to continue to ignore all the Trump supporters who have been attacked and pretend this is all one-sided.

Because being more of a dick makes you more right.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
go back to dd you drat retards

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Crash74
May 11, 2009

Hogge Wild posted:

go back to dd you drat retards

you post more in that shithole than most of us

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

revdrkevind posted:

One the the things progressives are criticized for is that so many people now take to social media instead of reporting crimes to the authorities.

Thankfully, progressives just assume anyone who gets accused of anything is automatically guilty and start shaming them trying to get them to lose their job and/or child custody. Unless that person is on their side. Sometimes.

Also it's useful to continue to ignore all the Trump supporters who have been attacked and pretend this is all one-sided.

Because being more of a dick makes you more right.

Okay lol?

that doesn't mean something isn't a crime just bc no one reports it

doesn't help that the authorities don't give a poo poo most of the time either, last time I tried to make a police report about a theft the dude worked as hard as he could to discourage me from filing it because "we probably won't find it anyway and it's just paperwork you know"


e: you're kind of being guilty of exactly the stuff you are annoyed by; I've been talking about how retarded the Dems are this whole drat thread (and the other 2-3 trump/election threads) and I say 1 thing in defense of people saying they have been attacked by racists and suddenly I'm another Clintonite ignoring everything and being a dick lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
is it really so hard to say that there are supporters on both sides being attacked by shitheads?

i expect it'll die down once reality sets in for people

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

Moridin920 posted:

I eat cocks lolol my name is Paul G. Reddit

Oh thanks, I didn't know that.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

things can be crimes even if not reported to the police hth


e: wait you were a cop for 5 years and don't know that?????? da gently caress lmao "I am a police officer and the judicial system works like thus: it ain't a crime if you don't get caught!"

It's pretty convenient when people only have your word to go on. :smuggo:

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Photos people photos!



Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

revdrkevind posted:

Oh thanks, I didn't know that.

lol look at how retarded you are go into any other trump thread and I'm talking about how dumbshit Dems and liberals are but yup fella, I posted one thing saying "hey it's kind of lovely to assume people are lying about stuff like that regardless of political affiliation" and I'm a clintonite redditor

e: my bad forgot this was the pics thread

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i like how ur country elects 70 year olds for presidency

he's gonna be dead soon

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
:haw::flaccid: :haw: :flaccid: :haw: :flaccid::haw:

Moridin920 posted:

lol look at how retarded you are go into any other trump thread and I'm talking about how dumbshit Dems and liberals are but yup fella, I posted one thing saying "hey it's kind of lovely to assume people are lying about stuff like that regardless of political affiliation" and I'm a clintonite redditor

e: my bad forgot this was the pics thread



I am a trans woman, and I didn't want to say anything but you raped me behind a dumpster in 2015.

You called me a "slut" and grabbed me by the (pre-op) pussy.

So who's the bad guy now?

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?
My favorite part from the election besides Jeb! has got to be the Cruz redemption arc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4rZxI4e0xA

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

revdrkevind posted:

I am a trans woman, and I didn't want to say anything but you raped me behind a dumpster in 2015.

You called me a "slut" and grabbed me by the (pre-op) pussy.

So who's the bad guy now?



jokes on you i'ma virgin

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Zzulu posted:

i like how ur country elects 70 year olds for presidency

he's gonna be dead soon

death is inevitable allahu akbar

Khorne
May 1, 2002

horriblePencilist posted:

My favorite part from the election besides Jeb! has got to be the Cruz redemption arc.
What is this from? Because it made me chuckle.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Khorne posted:

What is this from? Because it made me chuckle.

I think it's mostly original vocaroo stuff from /pol/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3Uo1ksF58

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Can you imagine a handsome 30 year old sonofagun with like, hard abs and a real nice smile running for president instead of 70 year olds

would be hotter imo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
and his opposition would be this superhot 30 year old woman and there'd be all this sexual tension between both of them as they debated eachother

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Zzulu posted:

Can you imagine a handsome 30 year old sonofagun running for president


No. Not in the US.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Minimum age is 35 you dumbo everyone knows that

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Jimmy Hats posted:

Minimum age is 35 you dumbo everyone knows that
I've got 5 years to get ready for my run. I'll even take SARMs if it comes down to it.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Jimmy Hats posted:

Minimum age is 35 you dumbo everyone knows that

This seems like a hosed up glass ceiling. I want my first 8 year old president.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you're not a real adult until age 35

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

"My 8 year old daughter literally broke into tears when I told her she couldn't be President in Trump's America, crying out 'Democracy is a Lie! Overthrow the Gerontocracy!'"

"...Then she stabbed me for being a traitor to The Cause."

Nill fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Nov 12, 2016

Crash74
May 11, 2009

Nill posted:

"My 8 year old daughter literally broke into tears when I told her she couldn't be President in Trump's America, crying out 'Democracy is a Lie! Overthrow the Gerontocracy!'"

"...Then she stabbed me for being a traitor to The Cause."

riot in the streets!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

kecske fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Nov 12, 2016

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Crash74
May 11, 2009

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002


The liberals are a lot cooler and sexier though

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

RobattoJesus posted:

The liberals are a lot cooler and sexier though

lol if you wouldn't gently caress the gilf of liberty

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

Moridin920 posted:

mebbe some of those specifically but i don't doubt there's a lot of minorities being harassed right now esp in the garbage South

Down here in Trump country I've encountered minorities that are so pro-Trump they are signing up to fight ISIS. It's like Starship Troopers.

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Nill
Aug 24, 2003

White Phosphorus posted:

Down here in Trump country I've encountered minorities that are so pro-Trump they are signing up to fight ISIS. It's like Starship Troopers.
Makes sense. Service guarantees citizenship.

Would you like to know more?

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