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Paladinus posted:A facebook group for supporters of Hillary Clinton. Animal thugs, actually. Don't forget to imply how savage "they" are.
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 20:58 |
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# ? Nov 14, 2016 23:06 |
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Seriously? I tried to show Futurama to people who hadn't watched it before, and THEY'VE heard of Jurrasic Bark.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 17:58 |
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Pyroi posted:Seriously? I tried to show Futurama to people who hadn't watched it before, and THEY'VE heard of Jurrasic Bark. Also, people who are grieving their dead dog are generally not inclined to watch anything involving dogs, no matter how cute.
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# ? Nov 15, 2016 18:28 |
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LanceHunter posted:Also, people who are grieving their dead dog are generally not inclined to watch anything involving dogs, no matter how cute. yeah and most people have enough genre awareness to know that in general pet dog in program = pet dog will perish
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 03:10 |
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"Afterwards we can watch Marley and Me!"
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:12 |
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bean_shadow posted:"Afterwards we can watch Marley and Me!" "And we can finish the evening with the classic, Old Yeller!"
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 04:23 |
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quote:When Hillary Clinton made her direct appeal to "any little girls watching," my 14-year-old daughter happened to be watching TV. "Yeah, right," she said. "Margaret Thatcher got to be prime minister on her own. And Theresa May. But Clinton was running because she was the last chap's wife. Isn't that slightly, you know, banana republic?" http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/warming-to-trump/article/2607212
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 09:03 |
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Paladinus posted:A facebook group for supporters of Hillary Clinton.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 09:11 |
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LanceHunter posted:Also, people who are grieving their dead dog are generally not inclined to watch anything involving dogs, no matter how cute. I put down my dog a couple of weeks ago now and have been watching/hanging out with every dog I can find because they all need to be patted and I cant give my mate a pat so gently caress you and pat a loving dog
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 10:12 |
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sorry
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 10:15 |
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In honour of sweden's new a mansplaining hotline, here's a story that not only didn't happen, but isn't mansplaining.quote:(Trigger warning for harassment, stalking, threats, and victim blaming.)
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 10:23 |
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quote:Then he told me to “stick to your programming and let the lawyers handle the law” – the equivalent of “get back in the kitchen”. Are you loving kidding me?
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 12:35 |
Story should have ended with "he is still running toward me" and it would have been a good post.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 13:11 |
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Theresa May is following a guy who had sex with a severed pigs head, and she wasn't elected as PM. Not exactly groundbreaking.
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 13:20 |
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Pip pip, old bean, I do declare that chappie was a right presidential laddio!
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 13:24 |
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Decrepus posted:Story should have ended with "he is still running toward me" and it would have been a good post. Even better would be learning that the poster is a man.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 12:29 |
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Decrepus posted:Story should have ended with "he is still running toward me" and it would have been a good post. Haven't you heard? Whenever a man hears the Trump recording, he will start walking towards the first woman he sees in an unstoppable attempt to grab their pussy, reminiscent of the ghost from 'It follows'
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 08:33 |
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#TrumpCup is generating some good stdh. Edit: What makes this tweet funny isn't the Trump supporter trying to make a joke, but the CNN article about #trumpcup that takes it seriously. DIED A VIRGIN has a new favorite as of 09:40 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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DIED A VIRGIN posted:#TrumpCup is generating some good stdh. Please tell me you're @mchmiel. If not, buy them a loving account here. They'd fit right in
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 09:39 |
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I don't think the US ratified that convention.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 20:16 |
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Bobby Digital posted:I don't think the US ratified that convention. The kid is part of an ngo seeking its ratification though.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 21:40 |
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DIED A VIRGIN posted:#TrumpCup is generating some good stdh. Why are people buying coffee for children? Do they hate their families and friends?
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 11:49 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Why are people buying coffee for children? Do they hate their families and friends? They also serve hot chocolate and tea, so they could have been getting one of those.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 14:07 |
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:12 |
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that last one actually happened here in Finland. some chick was working at a burger joint. she tweeted that some dude was wearing "Make America Great Again" and she was so disgusted that she wanted to spit on the dudes burger. it became big news and the chick was fired.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:41 |
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When will people understand the internet.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:41 |
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Not gonna lie, was surprised to see there's only 16 Starbucks in Lexington, KY.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 21:48 |
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I feel like I've seen this exact story in this thread before, but one of my friends just posted this to Facebook:
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:05 |
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Horror_Business posted:I feel like I've seen this exact story in this thread before, but one of my friends just posted this to Facebook: Imagine not only thinking it's cool to ruin the day of a child because they were a child, but thinking it's cool to BRAG about doing it Like not only why would you DO that, but why would you make up a story about doing it and tell people?
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 04:52 |
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let me tell you about a world called child-free
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:00 |
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Horror_Business posted:I feel like I've seen this exact story in this thread before, but one of my friends just posted this to Facebook: This image isn't showing up for me...can someone summarize it?
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:06 |
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Danaru posted:Imagine not only thinking it's cool to ruin the day of a child because they were a child, but thinking it's cool to BRAG about doing it Like not only why would you DO that, but why would you make up a story about doing it and tell people? Sportswriter Peter King actually did this. He stole a foul ball from a child at spring training (the kid had gotten into a restricted area or something) and wrote a column about it and about how he loved his job.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:07 |
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>at starbucks >kid behind you being excited >kid wants the last blueberry muffin >buys it, eat it in front of kid >smug.jpg
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:08 |
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Tired Moritz posted:>at starbucks Thanks! And drat, that's ice cold.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:26 |
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Horror_Business posted:I feel like I've seen this exact story in this thread before, but one of my friends just posted this to Facebook: There was a Something Positive comic maybe ten years back where a kid in a supermarket annoyed a main character and he purposefully bought the last cupcake (or piece of cake or slice of pie or something) to eat in front of her.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:28 |
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ibntumart posted:There was a Something Positive comic maybe ten years back where a kid in a supermarket annoyed a main character and he purposefully bought the last cupcake (or piece of cake or slice of pie or something) to eat in front of her. Sadly, I know you're wrong, it wasn't to eat. He told the kid specifically he wasn't even going to eat it, but something stupid like sit on it, and when the kid told his mom, Mom cuffed him for lying about strangers.
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:34 |
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ibntumart posted:There was a Something Positive comic maybe ten years back where a kid in a supermarket annoyed a main character and he purposefully bought the last cupcake (or piece of cake or slice of pie or something) to eat in front of her. Then he sharted in the kids face? Or am I mixing stories...
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# ? Nov 21, 2016 05:35 |
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Doctorquote:This trope is parodied in real life by someone this troper knows. He is an actual doctor, and whenever someone needs a doctor in some place like a restaurant or something, he says "Don't worry! I've played Trauma Center!" Being a real doctor, he does know what he's doing. He didn't learn it from Trauma Center though. Hopefully. Gun quote:This troper is a possible real life example. He spent years playing arcade lightgun games like Time Crisis. The first time he picked up a real gun, his cousin (who has military training and had been shooting for years) said he was a crack shot and he was even able to make shots his cousin couldn't, using a gun designed to his cousin's specifications. Its only possibly an example of this trope, since the troper may simply have a natural affinity for firearms. Hulk quote:In high school, this troper had an insufferable classmate who one day viciously mocked the teacher, who was very sweet and mild-mannered, for being a vegetarian. This troper (who happens to be a vegetarian herself) stood up and proceeded to tell the offending classmate exactly why that sort of behaviour was unacceptable, and what sort of person it made him look like. It didn't change him, but he stopped bothering the teacher. Afterward, this troper stayed behind to tell the teacher "Sorry I went all Incredible Hulk." The teacher's response? "I'm glad you did, because otherwise I would have." Office quote:An interesting female on female variant: This troper undertook a summer internship in a physician's office in high school, and the physician in question had to spend a week away from the office at a conference. The office, as so many do, contained one troublemaking tech who would openly brag about the number of med students and residents she'd driven insane over the years, and she and a couple of the other techs figured they would have the perfect opportunity to prank, scut-load and otherwise torment the latest "fresh meat" while Doctor was away. When my attending got wind of the plot, she quite calmly informed the entire office staff that contracts would be issued on their lives if one hair on my head was out of place when she returned. (Though not actually "affiliated," my attending was first-generation Italian and had several relatives in construction. She simply let people draw their own conclusions about the nature of her "family business.") Loves quote:Troper Drascin is fiercely protective of those he loves, to the point his usually pacifistic hippy self can become rather... messy. He has exploded only twice in his whole twenty-one years of life - one of such explosions because my cousin's boyfriend dared to backhand her in my presence, and when I growled at him (never a good sign) what the gently caress he thought he was doing, he had the gall to tell me "Put the girl in her place". Two minutes later, the two of us were on the ground, bleeding, but him much more than me, and if my aunt hadn't stopped me, I am pretty certain that chauvinistic bastard would have ended up in the hospital. I'm not proud of it, but I think it was completely appropiate. Drascin's also known to respond to people making threats of violence and general bullying to his little sister with "That would force me to rip out your trachea and leave you to drown in your own blood. I would not want to spend the next ten years in jail, so please, don't do that" in his best Creepy Monotone. It generally works.
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Tired Moritz posted:let me tell you about a world called child-free OOooooooo I haven't posted a Childfree post for a while quote:Goddamn I am so loving pissed off right now. I've been looking forward to Fantastic Beasts since it was first announced. Today was the day I could see it. I bought a ticket to a matinee showing at our towns upscale theater, the only one with 21+ only showings. They have normal all-age showings, too, but this showing allows alcohol and guarantees no goddamn children ruining the movie, so it's worth paying more. quote:My study stop is no longer sacred quote:Yesterday I decided to take an Uber, it was a 20 minute ride so the driver and I chatted a bit.
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