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MeLKoR posted:We have a dozen new ship variants, buy with cash and get a complimentary shamwow. Please, you Goony pleb. It's the Best drat Space Shamwow Ever! I got nothin' on space Shamwow cats, but this. I will be damned if I will be accused of shirking my duty to the thread. DAMNED I SAY! 
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Crush Boss posted:Welcome to "Twitch Fails" Sandi, something to add to the resume. 
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Beet Wagon posted:Sure, minus all the cool poo poo like cover mechanics, deployable shields, hauling hurt buddies away, different types of grenades, and any sense of speed or weight. And great indoor/outdoor flow to there space base thingy. No to mention, that harshness of the shadows/lack of radiant light/dynamic light. (poor art style, poor design for the gameplay)
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's apparently a symbol of solidarity with all the people who are are probably super worried about what Trump is going to do them because they're gay/trans/ethnic. A sort of quiet way of letting these people know it's okay, you're one of the good people. I guess? Except this was never really used in the gay community ever. I never even heard of this nonsense until the latest craze. It's about as truthful as those colored bracelets kids wore 10 years ago about their sex lives or whatever.
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  And my favourite. Can you spot anything wrong in this fragment? http://i.imgur.com/a2aKGAM.mp4
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Beet Wagon posted:Things missing from Star Marine: never mind i'm slow and unfunny
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SelenicMartian posted:Sudden death mode Oh, don't forget the bit where one commando was shooting the other entirely unresponsive commando as he drifted by him in space. Edit: Nevermind SelenicMartian got it. Viscous Soda fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Nov 19, 2016 06:39
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Beet Wagon posted:crashing to desktop is in I was so worried my favorite feature would get canned. Now time to pledge $NaN more to show my love of this amazing project!
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SelenicMartian posted:
I was wondering this during the stream. Is that dude just caught/frozen in space? They never went back to him or his position - or if they did, he jumped out/revived elsewhere.
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Did we break a 40 year old guy playing a long game 18 year old Norwegian girl? Deloria come back your poo poo was funny.
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on a final note get a refund
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TheAgent posted:on a final note nah this looks too good.
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jaegerx posted:Did we break a 40 year old guy playing a long game 18 year old Norwegian girl? Deloria come back your poo poo was funny. Deloria claimed she was being harassed and doxxed so I don't think she(he) is coming back. Which is kind of a shame because she was actually pretty decent at rolling with those punches. SM desperately needs a flashlight.
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also just a reminder that TheAgent posted this in mid-Augustquote:all the [redacted] dudes are on the take from RSI, except there's a problem with getting paid (I think the top guy from redacted is taking most of it, honestly)
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i think its safe to say that today cig managed to securely shut down derek smart, eightace, the agent, beer and pgabz. this thread should be moved to concern
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Is there more hilarity tomorrow?
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My god... people are still forking over thousands they can't afford to this tire fire shitshow. I've got a lot to catch up on, yet nothing's really changed.
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can you imagine watching this and thinking "yes ill give them a few hundred dollars more" because i cannot
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alf_pogs posted:can you imagine watching this and thinking "yes ill give them a few hundred dollars more" because i cannot But you're not trying to justify the hundreds you've already spent to yourself. After all, goons could be right. Derek Smart could be right. The horror....
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LastCaress posted:I could really use a Planet Coaster :O Such a lovely day today :S Same here. Had to work, so I missed all of the fun. Lied on Reddit about watching the stream because of work. (Love the avvie, BTW.)
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Just caught up.  Somebody do the Sandi Scowl backward, with the Derek-face tickler behind her so it looks like she's getting happier. Also, my assumption about the progress chart (and Roberts' lengthy chairman letter) is that they're hoping it puts to rest all the recent discontent. There's no way 2.6 is honestly targeted for December 8th. They're just expecting that the usual "dangle a new feature/module just out of reach" tactic will keep this sale from cratering. If pressed, they'll update it once or twice before never mentioning it again and letting shitizens memory-hole it, just like the weekly Star Marine updates that they promised 18 months ago. I think they did them for two months before before giving up entirely.
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Is the chart using British date order for everyone or is it being smart and adjusting for region? I ask because no shitizen has gone "hey that says the 12th of August 2016 where's the loving patch" which I would have expected from at least one of them because they're all mentally challenged.
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Wise Learned Man posted:Also, my assumption about the progress chart (and Roberts' lengthy chairman letter) is that they're hoping it puts to rest all the recent discontent. Yeah, it's just the equivalent BS to the funding tracker, another attempt to invent progress and satisfy the whales need for debating points.
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Tokamak posted:So about that 2.6 schedule: This. They put little thought in the planning, and it shows. It is exclusively made for the eyes of the public. It is of zero practical use to them. Or they don't know how to use JIRA productively at all. I doubt they are going to weekly update that. Either backers/ Citizens have asked for this, or they read our discussion here about other open development projects showing their detailed tasks and roadmaps (via their bug/ task tracking tools).
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I have finally caught up, what the hell hath CiG wrought.
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I can't gif it; probably someone else can. I noticed it in the live stream, but I didn't see anyone pointing this out. Was this something expected to happen? It looks like a marine is T-posing in front of a terminal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-MF7xYMB0A&t=6824s
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So, a question. They introduced 4 new ship skins in the game. As we have seen in the video, those "variants" are predominantly simple skin and loadout changes. Then, they decided to sell them on the Anniversary sale. The first one coming out is this one:  that gets this "variant", with LTI.  For cash only. And then a version that can be bought via store credits.  Didn't CR himself say today that "these cash sales will focus on newly introduced concept ships and top tier limited capital ships"? So is the Valiant a newly introduced concept ship now? Dante80 fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Got it all recorded. Gotta sort through it all and will try to put together a highlight of all of he funny stuff and bugs throughout the entire stream. Will be a few days though.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:
Don't laugh at him or you gonna git it. quote:Thanks fuckface, good job having no concept of where I was emotionally or mentally at the time after getting out of the Army on a medical discharge after spending nearly 7 years watching friends get killed and shooting Hajj in the face. GG you're cool on Reddit jaegerx posted:Did we break a 40 year old guy playing a long game 18 year old Norwegian girl? Deloria come back your poo poo was funny. He's too busy congratulating herself on how C.Roberts listened to him. trucutru fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Dante80 posted:Didn't CR himself say today that "these cash sales will focus on newly introduced concept ships and top tier limited capital ships"? So is the Valiant a newly introduced concept ship now? Yes and yes. Also yes.
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Star Citizen: the first truly post-fact gaming experience.
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Tokamak posted:So about that 2.6 schedule: Yes, it seems to be primarily a crap way to simply refactor the way they totally do not want to give out promises on dates. None of those bars can be checked and controlled by the backers at all. Only the evocati, PTU and actual release milestones. Exactly my kind of game developer, elusive and inventive. The goal is obvious, short term maximizing of community "trust" via total "transparency" so they can be squeezed out of as much pledging dosh as possible in the most important funding season of the year. I suspect this schedule will probably have a slow death as backers realize, with time, that it is as useless and empty as Chris estimates. But as long as it can work its magic helping pledges during the holiday season over the next 4-6 weeks it would have served its purpose. If it needs to be scrapped after the new year, then it is all good. To start with it seems the schedule has already busted one core element. Evocati 2.6 according to it was supposed to have started yesterday. False and misleading advertising has never seen so much abuse in all marketing history. It is really amazing they can get away with it so easily. 
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SelenicMartian posted:
Well, I imagine Community Management is part of Marketing, and he is learning from the best saleswoman ever since she was a little girl. In that situation, wouldn't you?
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MedicineHut posted:Yes, it seems to be primarily a crap way to simply refactor the way they totally do not want to give out promises on dates. None of those bars can be checked and controlled by the backers at all. Only the evocati, PTU and actual release milestones. Development on Star Marine starting on the 10th of October is the only plausible part of that chart.
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Look! A Horse! posted:Deloria claimed she was being harassed and doxxed so I don't think she(he) is coming back. Which is kind of a shame because she was actually pretty decent at rolling with those punches. Deloria was not harassed, Deloria was not doxxed. Deloria freaked the gently caress out because of an Irish guy in his 40's making two jokes in 6000+ page thread about an Irish guy in his 40's. Also if anyone is receiving private messages from Deloria here, my advice would be to think very carefully before replying to someone engaged in deceptions that last years.
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Having just caught up through skimming, Star Marine didn't look like the usual dumpster fire of broken rear end poo poo that they usually show. It didn't look like it offers anything new or interesting or fun, but it seems to be a basic team on team shooter. I gotta saw, good on CIG for finally managing to put out a FPS in a FPS engine after half a decade of work and $130 million! On the other hand, Sandi and the green screen is just the gift that will keep giving for ages.
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flyboi posted:Except this was never really used in the gay community ever. I never even heard of this nonsense until the latest craze. It's about as truthful as those colored bracelets kids wore 10 years ago about their sex lives or whatever. You're wrong but I think the Star Citizen thread is probably the wrong place to argue about poo poo people did in the 70s.
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