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Gaunab posted:This is what happens when crazy people have kids loving hell Reddit
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:51 |
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Danaru posted:loving hell Reddit Reddit saw the South Park episode where they accused all their parents of molesting them and went "Hmm, not a bad start."
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:52 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:yet another buttplug namechange please
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:52 |
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nvm
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 22:57 |
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I think JUSTNOMIL is going to be my new favorite thing, and I found this crazy tale right from the get go:quote:Back when Wedding-Slayer (ed: the mother in law) and FIL were still together years ago, the two of them went into business together providing emergency medical services to the rural area where they lived. This wasn't a terrible idea on its face, if either had them were competent at running a business.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:08 |
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Sometimes I think r/JustNoMIL is half fiction series and half normal MiL's with batshit crazy daughter laws that take everything as a slight against them.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:14 |
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Don't have kids
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:22 |
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I really don't like justnomil's policy of not allowing names, forcing you to use increasing awkward acronyms that in no way are recognizable or differentiable from one another. Oh your STBFMIL doesn't like your STBFBIL, well gently caress. If you wanna post stories of there it'd be nice if you could replace those with consistent names that parse as names. If no one else finds that sub unreadable I'm not gonna force it but I can't stand it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:23 |
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Troposphere posted:a gift once in awhile, fine. fuckin constantly buying your so sex toys without their input and spending hundreds of dollars doing so constantly is weird af It's 100% that as soon as this girl goes to work that dude is putting the butt plugs up he own rear end and he just doesn't want to tell his girlfriend that.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:28 |
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Syncopated posted:Is this a phrenology thing? Idgi It's an incel/mgtow thing. They aren't getting laid and they don't understand that their personality is the problem, so they obsessively study the physical features of sexually attractive men to try to discover the problem. This leads to bizarre posts about the size of the clavicle or the eyebrow ridge being essential for sexual success.
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:34 |
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Gaunab posted:This is what happens when crazy people have kids So this is what it would be like to be raised by Dale Gribble
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:35 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's an incel/mgtow thing. They aren't getting laid and they don't understand that their personality is the problem, so they obsessively study the physical features of sexually attractive men to try to discover the problem. This leads to bizarre posts about the size of the clavicle or the eyebrow ridge being essential for sexual success. my hot take is that porno has left them only able to understand women in a physical / aesthetic sense and then reflect that shallowness onto themselves
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:36 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:It's an incel/mgtow thing. They aren't getting laid and they don't understand that their personality is the problem, so they obsessively study the physical features of sexually attractive men to try to discover the problem. This leads to bizarre posts about the size of the clavicle or the eyebrow ridge being essential for sexual success. ohh lol
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:44 |
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see also /r/short for more hilarious meltdowns about physical factors
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:50 |
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This guy was deep in denial; sort of long storyquote:My wife [26 F] cheated with my best friend [25 M] weeks *after* we all had our first experience with mushrooms and MDMA. Do I blame the drugs? Her? Him? All of it? Is this relationship salvageable?
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# ? Nov 28, 2016 23:59 |
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quote:My [28M] gfs[24F] butt smells... I can't help but wonder how large this girl is.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:09 |
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way to literally imply your butt doesn't stink
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:11 |
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almightyerin posted:I can't help but wonder how large this girl is. I'm thinking that she can't reach the sheriff's badge to give it a proper polish.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:27 |
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Devian666 posted:I'm thinking that she can't reach the sheriff's badge to give it a proper polish. Interrupted my lurker status just to let you know that this phrase is amazing.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:50 |
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quote: How can I[15F] dealing with my conspiracy theorist parents[50s F&M]? Edit: deal not dealing. I talked to a counselor at school a few months ago but since they aren't abusing me no one cane do anything. My parents are conspiracy theorists, from the classic "there was no moon landing" to the really weird "Christianity was invented by queen Victoria to stop prostitution"(ask me for more if you want a laugh). They're anti-vaxers but luckily I've been fully vaccinated and they blame that for every time I get a cold/the flu. I'm going crazy here, they have a theory for everything, they even think that weight loss is a conspiracy and that everyone is naturally obese. I try to ignore it but they are freaking insane. Their theories aren't even consistent! They don't even let me out on my own at all(even to the mail box) because of the "kidnapping squads", they think someone wants to steal they're lovely TV from 2005 that I'm not even allowed to watch because of "brain wash rays". I don't have any family other than them and like I said no one can help since I'm not being abused. I barely have acquaintances and only have one friend(unfortunately I can't stay with him). How can I not lose it? tl;dr: My parents are nuts,how can I stay sane? Edit: Don't message me and tell me to fake abuse. I will not do that. Fake abuse? "My mentally disturbed parents wont let me outside or even watch tv due to paranoid beliefs that are not even consistent"
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:55 |
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HardDiskD posted:My mother (52/F) found and read the eulogy I (19/M) wrote for her. This one is so easy! It was a writing prompt meant to help an aspiring writer get in touch with their emotions. You see, the thought of your death makes me so sad, mom, that I knew it would be the perfect thing... Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:way to literally imply your butt doesn't stink look at this guy whose butt stinks heh
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:54 |
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Is it normal in some places to not shower or wash at least once a day? I mean if I was living in the tropics and swimming in the sea every day anyway, sure, but like, in a first world country? No wonder she loving stinks you idiot.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 00:55 |
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I can only see showering more than once per day if you had a serious gym workout. Otherwise, someone who conspicuously over-showers is practically advertising they once got a lecture from HR.
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Is it normal in some places to not shower or wash at least once a day? Yeah that's just what I was thinking, I'm not getting near an unwashed anus tyvm.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:07 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Is it normal in some places to not shower or wash at least once a day? Uh if you're swimming in the sea/ocean every day, I hope you're showering afterwards, you will NOT smell clean and fresh.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:08 |
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I shower when I get up to help wake myself up and also take one a few hours after dinner.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:13 |
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I shower every other day after I go swimming because my hair would be a wreck otherwise. Wash the four key areas though every morning like a not filthy slob
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:22 |
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Bonzo posted:I shower when I get up to help wake myself up and also take one a few hours after dinner. Yes, but how many months do you go without washing your jeans?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:26 |
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No body cares how often your goony rear end showers or why or how much soap you use or if you sing in the shower cause the acoustics are great in there.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:28 |
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Just finished catching up on this entire thread from Page 1 and from my analysis, there's a good 90% of the population that should never procreate.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:31 |
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LethalGeek posted:No body cares how often your goony rear end showers or why or how much soap you use or if you sing in the shower cause the acoustics are great in there. And I use rose jam shower gel and a shampoo bar from lush
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:32 |
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Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:38 |
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haljordan posted:Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives? A lot of people are really stupid and emotionally damaged, you did say you read the thread
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:41 |
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LethalGeek posted:A lot of people are really stupid and emotionally damaged, you did say you read the thread Yeah but to be fair, I read at like a 6th grade level at best.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:43 |
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haljordan posted:Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives? 90% of people are pretty hosed as you say. Somewhere between being unable to communicate, basing their relationships on societies expectations rather than what they want, being man babies and generally lacking any function use to society people are useless at all relationships. One good thing this thread has shown is the effectiveness of an open relationship. Of course at least one of the people getting into an open relationship has no idea what they are getting themselves in for.
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Devian666 posted:90% of people are pretty hosed as you say. Somewhere between being unable to communicate, basing their relationships on societies expectations rather than what they want, being man babies and generally lacking any function use to society people are useless at all relationships. Also if that one guy doesn't want that lion, I would take it in a loving heartbeat.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:52 |
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haljordan posted:Yeah but to be fair, I read at like a 6th grade level at best. Shouldn't have skipped kindergarten, dummy.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:52 |
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haljordan posted:Also if that one guy doesn't want that lion, I would take it in a loving heartbeat. Lions for everyone!
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 01:54 |
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haljordan posted:Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Preferences vary in strength. I imagine there are some people who could don't feel strongly about kids. Maybe they'd vaguely prefer to have them but it isn't a big deal while their (totally awesome) partner doesn't want them and is much more important in their eyes. I could imagine it. The other half is messy - is it really a good idea to have kids with someone who is ambivalent? Staying together when both people feel feel strongly and disagree is definitely foolish though. Yeah I'm imagining the scenario where one partner is saying "I want 10 kids!" and the other is thinking "Holy poo poo, I want zero." Seems like a topic that would be broached at some point. Also the first partner in my scenario is Philip Rivers.
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