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Triticum Guzzler posted:JON JONES: [with all the even metred fake humility he can muster] I just want to apologise to all my fans, you know the lord has been good to me and I hope I can be good in return. What I said was in the heat of the moment, it wasn't really me, I'm a committed Christian and I would definitely make sure the human being loved me before I hosed him. Lmao
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Goldie is 100% corn to the core and utterly irreplaceable
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I was at the fights last night. And there's at least 4 guys who give zero fucks about out of competition drug testing based on me being in an elevator with them.
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JaySB posted:I was at the fights last night. And there's at least 4 guys who give zero fucks about out of competition drug testing based on me being in an elevator with them. Cool scoop
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/12/4/13832816/carla-esparza-claudia-gadelha-trade-shots-social-media-ufc If you actually type out "drops the mic", you lose any argument/internet slap fight by default, honestly.
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TheRationalRedditor posted:he really does delusionally believe himself to be a sweet blameless child and his immense chronic personal flaws are "tests" from a greater power that he habitually fails yet refuses to recognize consequences of or learn from at all It's weird how the tests are not "Is running away from a drunken car crash the right thing to do?' or "should you take a bunch of PCT medication and blame it on gas station dick pills from some guy's glove box?"Nope, the true test is whether you can persevere through the public shame and humiliation afterwards. You know, like Jesus. Marching Powder posted:But hell if Tyson grew up so can Jon Jones. OTOH, Tyson actually went to prison for a crime. red19fire fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Jones called himself a monster several times over that hit and run incident. I'll believe he has his poo poo together when he is legally allowed to prove it in the octagon and then does so, but he seemed honest and genuine. Joe was serving up softballs tho. "Oh? Huge cock? Good answer!"
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I'd need to listen again but I got the impression from his wording that Jones seemed much more concerned with the legal consequences of his actions than the wellbeing of the hit and run victim(s).
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Dec 4, 2016 18:08
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FishBowlRobot posted:I'd need to listen again but I got the impression from his wording that Jones seemed much more concerned with the legal consequences of his actions than the wellbeing of the hit and run victim(s). Yeah. Joe asked him several times what he was thinking and over and over he said he was worried about his career being over and going to jail. Then all of a sudden he said "but of course my first thought was for the person I hit" which is obviously a lie because he ran like hell away from the scene
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He specifically said that he didn't look at what he crashed into and didn't know if it was a car, truck or whatever. Plus the "I'm okay so I assume the other person is too" thing.
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Dec 4, 2016 18:13
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Lid posted:https://streamable.com/z11e IT. IS. AAAAAAALL OVER!
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They're replacing goldberg with goldberg from the video game. Goldberg from the video game has a TWO INCH reach ADvantage. Everything ELSE, Is virtually Identical.
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Dec 4, 2016 18:22
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Work Friend Keven posted:They're replacing goldberg with goldberg from the video game. Goldberg from the video game has a TWO INCH reach ADvantage. Everything ELSE, Is virtually Identical. I doubt I would ever notice
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FishBowlRobot posted:I'd need to listen again but I got the impression from his wording that Jones seemed much more concerned with the legal consequences of his actions than the wellbeing of the hit and run victim(s). Yeah to paraphrase "when I heard later that it was a pregnant woman I thought oh no I'm really in trouble now. I could go to jail for a long time. Also, er, my mum is a woman and so are my three daughters, so obviously I have a lot of respect for women. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do some highly experimental surgery that will guarantee me the son that God denied me"
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I made the mistake of watching the last 5 minutes of that fight companion podcast out of curiosity and hoooooly gently caress I think Eddie Bravo might be the most retarded guy alive  e]"God is testing me and will give me a son when I'm mature enough" 5 minutes later, "gently caress it I'll just get the surgery" Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:I made the mistake of watching the last 5 minutes of that fight companion podcast out of curiosity and hoooooly gently caress I think Eddie Bravo might be the most retarded guy alive He must have really been on form if he stood out with the fighter and the kid in the same room
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:I made the mistake of watching the last 5 minutes of that fight companion podcast out of curiosity and hoooooly gently caress I think Eddie Bravo might be the most retarded guy alive Don't bully Edgy Brah, that's just what happens when you give up on sobriety.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:I made the mistake of watching the last 5 minutes of that fight companion podcast out of curiosity and hoooooly gently caress I think Eddie Bravo might be the most retarded guy alive The first 40 minutes to an hour was Edgy and Callen verballing fighting about conspiracy theory (pizzagate and news sources). It was horrible. Once the main card started they got around to the fights. If Edgy isn't talking about the jiu jitsu going on in the fight I can't stand him.
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Dec 4, 2016 20:57
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mistakinder posted:Yeah to paraphrase "when I heard later that it was a pregnant woman I thought oh no I'm really in trouble now. I could go to jail for a long time. Also, er, my mum is a woman and so are my three daughters, so obviously I have a lot of respect for women. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do some highly experimental surgery that will guarantee me the son that God denied me" Wait, is Jones seriously getting some kind of experimental dick surgery to have a male kid, because I'm pretty sure that is not at all how it works
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fatherdog posted:http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/12/2/13376618/feature-what-makes-an-iron-chin-ufc-mma-fighter-science-interview-ko-jaw-ktfo-news This pic of Hunt is great:  JaySB posted:I was at the fights last night. And there's at least 4 guys who give zero fucks about out of competition drug testing based on me being in an elevator with them.  name em
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fatherdog posted:Wait, is Jones seriously getting some kind of experimental dick surgery to have a male kid, because I'm pretty sure that is not at all how it works They talked about some sperm treatment of sorts that someone had that supposedly made it so he'd only have boy swimmers or whatever. I don't think Jones was genuine about having it done. It's probably just some YouTube poo poo Rogan watched one day and believes in.
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fatherdog posted:Wait, is Jones seriously getting some kind of experimental dick surgery to have a male kid, because I'm pretty sure that is not at all how it works He's gonna get some sort of experimental poo poo that Kanye West got done (according to Jon Jones, idk if any of that is true) that will make him get a male heir because all he's had so far is daughters and daughters loving suck and he needs a manly man man man son so he can complete his life.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:They talked about some sperm treatment of sorts that someone had that supposedly made it so he'd only have boy swimmers or whatever. I don't think Jones was genuine about having it done. It's probably just some YouTube poo poo Rogan watched one day and believes in. Could have sworn Jones was the one who brought it up on his own and Joe was skeptical about the claims. And if anyone knows bullshit when he smells it, it's Joe Onnit Bulletproof Coffee Cryotherapy Hemp Car Rogan.
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If you guys really wanna jeopardize some wise doctor's plan to trick Jones into getting a vasectomy and stop populating the world with athletically perfect sociopaths, then that blood is on your hands, not mine
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One can only hope jon "not liable for his actions" jones is lifted up upon wings of non-fictitious male enhancement and is "blessed" with a long-awaited male heir...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw&t=7s
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Jon Jones going down the path of some mad medieval king is actually not that surprising TBH.
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What got me with that whole "I'll only get a male when God thinks I'm mature enough" line is it infers raising the three daughters he currently has can be done by any old philandering, car crashing, drug taking dipshit but raising a boy is serious business.
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"I had a teammate, his girlfriend's a pharmacist and he was talking about how she can get all this stuff. And I was like, well I don't do uh, drugs or anything like that. And he's like you ever taken a cialis? I got a cialis" "Wait you said you don't do drugs or anything like that but you've done drugs" "Well yeah yeah but he was talking about all these painkillers and all this different poo poo. He was talking about all this other poo poo he has because his girlfriend is a pharmacist" "Where is she getting this off brand stuff from?" "I don't know"
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Detroit_Dogg posted:He's gonna get some sort of experimental poo poo that Kanye West got done (according to Jon Jones, idk if any of that is true) that will make him get a male heir because all he's had so far is daughters and daughters loving suck and he needs a manly man man man son so he can complete his life. This is real I read an article about it. You can do this. It's not "dick surgery" obviously.
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I wish I had the kind of obliviousness required to, after failing multiple drug tests and getting a paraphernalia charge, say "I don't do drugs"
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mistakinder posted:What got me with that whole "I'll only get a male when God thinks I'm mature enough" line is it infers raising the three daughters he currently has can be done by any old philandering, car crashing, drug taking dipshit but raising a boy is serious business. yeah he was talking about how if he had another girl it would basically be a complete waste of eighteen years. i really don't like jon jones.
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Work Friend Keven posted:This is real I read an article about it. You can do this. It's not "dick surgery" obviously. Oh word?
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Work Friend Keven posted:This is real I read an article about it. You can do this. It's not "dick surgery" obviously. There are actually two ways you can guarantee the gender of your child - sperm sorting for insemination, and IVF with genetic testing of the embryos. Neither of them involve having your junk tinkered with. So Jon Jones doesn't know poo poo from poo poo as usual. We should honestly stop talking about him in the UFC thread because he's never fighting in the UFC again.
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Gay Horney posted:yeah he was talking about how if he had another girl it would basically be a complete waste of eighteen years. i really don't like jon jones. it was super lovely, in a sport of bad people I felt skeezed out by that and I wish Joe would have taken him to task for it.
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Not that I expect joe rogan to be like an investigative journalist or anything but you could see he was getting confused by Jones talking about how his life would be a waste without a son. It's like call him out on that poo poo.
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The god of MMA will gift him another fight when he proves he's mature enough to bludgeon another human being for money. Any old sucker can do it with a car for free
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