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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Holy poo poo I'm gonna watch SNL for the first time since 2002??

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Finally, this weekend, John Cena starts WW3 by making fun of Donald Trump on SNL.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Cena SNL gonna own

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
So AJ is going to squash Ambrose now that Ellsworth isn't around I take it.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I am the eyes that gots the prize

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


achillesforever6 posted:

If Dean wins every major OH city will have a SD singles Champ repping them

And the Browns will still be 0-X!

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Jiro posted:

Monkey Paw closes a finger, enter new champion John Cena.

that accursed monkey's paw, granting us the hell of another Cena/Styles match...

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DeepDickPizza posted:

Finally, this weekend, John Cena starts WW3 by making fun of Donald Trump on SNL.
possibly the only thing that could make vince hate cena

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Make them all kiss.

Make Kalisto and Ziggler kiss while Becky watches.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Shima Honnou posted:

Holy poo poo I'm gonna watch SNL for the first time since 2002??

You should have watched the Chappelle one at least.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

But AJ retaining and then feuding with Undertaker will be loving awesome!

I agree I'm just wary of Dean getting punted down the card.

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
so does James Ellsworth cash in his title match tonight and win?

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



ellsworth heel turn incoming

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Oh Snapple! posted:

AJ should win and keep winning until we get a non-Shield dude in the title picture

*DONG*

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DeepDickPizza posted:

Finally, this weekend, John Cena starts WW3 by making fun of Donald Trump on SNL.

Cena says he's in better shape than me! Not true! natural 8-pack. Unfair!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
thank god itll be over by 1030 and i can watch westworld

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DeepDickPizza posted:

Finally, this weekend, John Cena starts WW3 by making fun of Donald Trump on SNL.

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is our president and we have to respect him.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Shima Honnou posted:

Holy poo poo I'm gonna watch SNL for the first time since 2002??

If you missed the episode where Chappelle hosted and Tribe called Quest performed your funny gland is broken man. :stare:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


This is Satan's car.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Rollins is jumping ship?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This is Satan's car.

peas sUCK bro!!!!!!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MotU posted:

peas sUCK bro!!!!!!

hi satan

e: While I have your attention, next time have those dumb gently caress evangelicals elect The Situation as POTUS, that'd be funny

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i've had peas before

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




give peas a chance

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

MotU posted:

peas sUCK bro!!!!!!

give peas a chance

e: :argh:

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
peas suck, its true

bartok
May 10, 2006



Golashes posted:

you got a ring from kay and proposed at a wwe event

It was a white trash wedding and the old folks wished them well

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
that's a weird coat, Dean

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

WrasslorMonkey posted:

This is Satan's car.

I think Satan can afford something a liiiitle nicer than something with a hatch back.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"I'm a green ball that doesn't really taste like much of anything." - a pea

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

The reason we haven't seen Undertaker? Undertaker IS James Ellsworth, so after the match with Dean, AJ retains. And so begins James' music, only to freeze for a "DONG..." and 1 minute later the Undertaker is our new WWE Champ.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Dean, buddy..

avoid TVs

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

is there talking smack after this?

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
While I can see the strong points of tables and chairs, I feel like ladders is the best choice in this match

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shima Honnou posted:

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is our president and we have to respect him.

the only thing wackier about that rule only applying during republican presidencies is Dean Ambrose's Wacky Line

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

"i sUCK!!!!!!!!." - a pea

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I'm over this Ellsworth thing, but it would be kind of great if Ambrose helped him win the title so he could immediately take it from him, then AJ kept helping Ellsworth beat Ambrose in a wacky role reversal.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Good to see Dean back in the wife beater, I hate it when he wears regular t-shirts

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



dromal phrenia posted:

is there talking smack after this?

cool timing

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