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Cleveland Sockalexis. Just cut out the middle man here.
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Dec 14, 2016 16:33
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Let's just call them "The Cleveland".
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Dec 14, 2016 16:39
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Cleveland Midges
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Dec 14, 2016 16:54
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MinibarMatchman posted:seriously, regardless of whatever stereotype icon you use or stupid name they have, you'd have to be loving insane to consider Indians being a cooler team concept than motherfucking spiders Spiders: the most squish-worthy of all creatures.
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Dec 14, 2016 16:57
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:Let's just call them "The Cleveland". The shocked sports agent asks what the team is called, and the proud team own looked over with pride and exclaimed "The Cleveland!"
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Dec 14, 2016 17:08
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Bird in a Blender posted:There are entirely way more stray cats than rats in Cleveland, Cleveland Cats it is. I like never ever saw a rat there, probably because of the cats. The Cleveland LeBrons The Cleveland Statues of Moses Cleaveland To placate racists you could go with The Cleveland Firewater and have the logo be the Cuyahoga. The Cleveland Foresters The Grover Clevelands The Cleveland Meat Cleavers The Cleveland Technically-We're-Larger-than-Cincinnatties The Cleveland Swingers and make the logo a big key Better than The Cleveland: The Cleve
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Dec 14, 2016 17:22
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beejay posted:I must have missed this, I just looked on my phone and didn't notice anything weird. What was it? THey used to use the first five letters of the last name followed by the first two letters of the first name as the player id Kevin Youkilis is jewish I'll let you figure it out from there 
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Dec 14, 2016 17:23
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Intruder posted:THey used to use the first five letters of the last name followed by the first two letters of the first name as the player id But he's not Kiké Hernandez
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Dec 14, 2016 17:27
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The Cleveland Steamboats or Steamers for short.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:34
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Your Taint posted:Spiders: the most squish-worthy of all creatures. Why would you attack your spider bros? Spiders are the best. Centipedes on the other hand can gently caress right off.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:35
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Intruder posted:THey used to use the first five letters of the last name followed by the first two letters of the first name as the player id I mean, it's still youklke01.shtml, so...
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Dec 14, 2016 17:37
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Okay, all my other suggestions were me being an annoying shithead, and I promise this is my last mascot suggestion for Cleveland. They should take after that character from Dissident Gardens and name the teams the Proletarians. Though I guess that's effectively the Blue Collars pitch.
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Dec 14, 2016 17:59
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IcePhoenix posted:Why would you attack your spider bros? Spiders are the best. Spiders are proof that there is no god. No supposedly all-knowing, all-loving deity would allow such a horrifying creature to exist.
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Dec 14, 2016 18:06
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IcePhoenix posted:Why would you attack your spider bros? Spiders are the best. In the South spiders will straight kill you It's like Austrailia down here
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Dec 14, 2016 18:09
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Your Taint posted:No supposedly all-knowing, all-loving deity would allow such a horrifying creature to exist. But enough about your posting
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Dec 14, 2016 18:14
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Your Taint posted:Spiders are proof that there is no god. No supposedly all-knowing, all-loving deity would allow such a horrifying creature to exist. I let spiders live as long as they stay in the basement and by outside doors. Any that break this treaty are killed. I'm trying to breed a race of superspiders that keep all insects, pedes, etc out of my house without bothering me. A couple have figured it out and they are my friends.
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Dec 14, 2016 18:38
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IcePhoenix posted:But enough about your posting I have to admit, that was a pretty good burn.
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Dec 14, 2016 19:03
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:I let spiders live as long as they stay in the basement and by outside doors. Any that break this treaty are killed. I'm trying to breed a race of superspiders that keep all insects, pedes, etc out of my house without bothering me. A couple have figured it out and they are my friends. Channing Tatum weighed in on this. Angels traded catcher Jett Bandy to the Brewers for catcher Martin Maldonado and milb pitcher Drew Gagnon. Making some big moves this year.
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Dec 14, 2016 19:47
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Good Dog posted:Channing Tatum weighed in on this. Maldi is cool, take good care of him. He moves around real smooth for a fat guy and has the voice of a movie gangster. Also caught a 17-inning game where he drove the winning run in. I'll miss him.
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Dec 14, 2016 19:50
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Cubs officially sign Uehara (I guess it wasn't done?) for $6m/1 year. This is pretty interesting: https://twitter.com/ESPNChiCubs/status/809032279204958208
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Dec 14, 2016 20:04
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Sydin posted:Cubs officially sign Uehara (I guess it wasn't done?) for $6m/1 year. Always a good sign. They've marketed the fans and the culture beautifully, plus all the players know which orgs do right by their players, so the Hammel thing may not have been a factor, but I'm sure it didn't hurt.
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Dec 14, 2016 20:26
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Call them the Cleveland Bus Drivers. https://youtu.be/TphCi4zH1sk
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Dec 14, 2016 20:31
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The Cleveland We're Not Detroits
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Dec 14, 2016 20:34
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Cleveland spiders is dope.
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Dec 14, 2016 21:14
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Intruder posted:I thought it was the Yankees fault. Like the owner owned both teams and kept funneling anyone good to the Yankees It was most definitely the Cardinals.
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Dec 14, 2016 22:49
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SourKraut posted:It was most definitely the Cardinals. To be pedantic, it was the Perfectos, who changed their name to the Cardinals the next year.
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Dec 14, 2016 23:31
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Is there a dude in here that works for the Cubs?
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Dec 15, 2016 03:27
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Good Dog posted:Angels traded catcher Jett Bandy to the Brewers for catcher Martin Maldonado and milb pitcher Drew Gagnon. Making some big moves this year. It's cool that there's a big leaguer named Jett, and that's his real name, and he is a catcher named "Jett" But anyway is Susac gonna start for the Brewers now? He was my team's Top Prospect for about a month and I want him to be good.
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Dec 15, 2016 03:37
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On the topic of terrible team names, in the minors, Hall-of-Famer-but-probably-shouldn't-be Rube Marquard once pitched for a team called the Canton Chinamen.
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Dec 15, 2016 03:47
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Hey wait a minute that Sound logo is straight up a Big Dog t-shirt
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Dec 15, 2016 03:48
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Neodoomium posted:Hey wait a minute that Sound logo is straight up a Big Dog t-shirt I immediately thought of Poochie. 
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Dec 15, 2016 04:10
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The Pussy Boss posted:It's cool that there's a big leaguer named Jett, and that's his real name, and he is a catcher named "Jett"
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Dec 15, 2016 05:11
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ego symphonic posted:Cleveland Midges Cleveland midges are the reason why Cleveland spiders get so enormous.
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Dec 15, 2016 15:57
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nmfree posted:Hopefully he makes it long enough to be on the same major league roster as Maverick. There is no way that greasy, haggard-looking motherfucker in that photo is 22 years old. I will not accept it.
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Dec 15, 2016 16:23
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It should be the Cleveland Grovers Edit - they can only win pennants non consecutively. TMMadman fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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Dec 15, 2016 16:25
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TMMadman posted:It should be the Cleveland Grovers Load bearing bullpens
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Dec 15, 2016 16:41
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TMMadman posted:It should be the Cleveland Grovers win
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Dec 15, 2016 16:44
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quote:the Rockies have signed LHP Mike Dunn to a 3 yr/$18M deal with a 4th option year The same we were paying Boone Logan, not having to rely on minor-league-guy-that-can't-throw-strikes, and Weiss isn't around to mismanage his use. All in all, good. will_colorado fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Dec 15, 2016 |
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Dec 15, 2016 20:48
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Why would anyone sign a 31 year old average-ish relief pitcher to a guaranteed 3 year deal??
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