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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



NO ONE IS SAFE!!!

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
roadblock's branding is extremely dumb

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

dromal phrenia posted:

i dont watch RAW so i didnt know owens already lost clean to reigns


lol

multiple times

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

That DICK! posted:

Do you guys want to know what I got for tonight!

Do I ever!

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Roadblock on the Road to Wrestlemania :woop:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



i miss scott steiner

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Unified Universal Champion Roman The Big Dog Reigns

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
It's that time again, time for another PPV!

I missed the preshow since I feel like poo poo and took a nap instead! What was the preshow match?

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
I dont know why Im going to watch this

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I got chocolate milk

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
What I wouldn't give for this promo to break out into the "Police Squad" theme

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Abroham Lincoln posted:

i miss scott steiner

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

sonicice posted:

I dont know why Im going to watch this

:agreed:

bartok
May 10, 2006



Soothing Vapors posted:

roadblock's branding is extremely dumb

vroom vroom cars are cool daddio

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Soothing Vapors posted:

roadblock's branding is extremely dumb

i love how micheal cole has to pretty much spit out end of the line. for gently caress's sake Vince keep it concise.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

lol the disabled list

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

an ironman match isnt 30 minutes though?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Shima Honnou posted:

It's that time again, time for another PPV!

I missed the preshow since I feel like poo poo and took a nap instead! What was the preshow match?

Rusev versus Cass ended in Cass getting counted out

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

bartok posted:

vroom vroom cars are cool daddio

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
do kids and retarded people still like cars and trucks

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

dromal phrenia posted:

an ironman match isnt 30 minutes though?

tinwoman match

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



No Cruiserweights in the intro video.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why are there not barricades and stanchions on the stage

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

sonicice posted:

I dont know why Im going to watch this

I just had the same thought, yet here I am. This must be how people who watch RAW every week feel, I feel sorry for them.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Soothing Vapors posted:

could have hired Adam Blampied instead of Sam and then at least we'd have a smug internet wrestling prick who's easy on the eyes

They should hire me. At least I'm a likable shill.

Also Roman did not beat KO clean guys, it was Jericho's fault.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Brock Lesnar posted:

do kids and retarded people still like cars and trucks

Basically anyone on the disabled list

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Roadblock End of the Line had a Fireman Match

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

dromal phrenia posted:

an ironman match isnt 30 minutes though?

they are testing the waters, but id watch a full hour of sasha and flair. i have loved pretty much all they've done match wise.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


the only thing worse than RAW

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


omg they're going to have New Day lose the belts as early as they possibly can after breaking the record

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

hell yeah let's open the show with the New Day unceremoniously dropping the belts

Sion
Oct 16, 2004

"I'm the boss of space. That's plenty."
why is there an end to a line on a roadblock

like- that is like having a train that is on a road

unless this is a trolly like you get in san francisco?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

extremely high santa hat guy is excited for new day

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

dromal phrenia posted:

an ironman match isnt 30 minutes though?

Angle and Benoit did a 30 min one on PPV

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
ITS A NEW DAY

YES IT IS

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Brock Lesnar posted:

do kids and retarded people still like cars and trucks

absolutely

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



new holi day

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

omg they're going to have New Day lose the belts as early as they possibly can after breaking the record

they're going to open the show with an exciting tag team match

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Spiffster posted:

i love how micheal cole has to pretty much spit out end of the line. for gently caress's sake Vince keep it concise.

They added the subtitle because there was already a Roadblock 2016.

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

oh is this thing on?

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