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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

that little kid doing the rich swann dance was me, glad i got on camera

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Ouch that botch. That's one for Botchamania.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Swann with the old dick to the face.

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!

Jiro posted:

Wait, Austin Ares isn't in NXT anymore? or being moved to the proper WWE roster?

He's injured so they're making him commentate. The CM Punk solution.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

BOTCH

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

When Perkins is fired I hope they don't tell him but put up a big "GAME OVER" with a 10 second countdown on the tron. Then they ask to put in initials for a high score and it's just HHH.



gently caress I took that "joke" and stretched it to death. Need more drink.

It will actually be rear end as the initials and then it turns out Billy Gunn fired him.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
that was outlandish

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Rich swan with the BBC offence

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I turned into a bee

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hammerstein posted:

Is it me or is just the star power no longer there since the brand split ? A PPV with Zami and Brian Kendrick and other sideshows just feels kinda meh.

Sure we bitched about the pre-split shows. But it actually got worse since then. The only good one I can remember was No Mercy.

the star power is still there! It's just all on smackdown

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

The dick-slam-ish Rich Swan

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i never know with kendrick whether that's a botch or all part of his plan

~MAN WITH THE PLAN~

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:





gently caress I took that "joke" and stretched it to death. Need more drink.

You write for Raw?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Jesus, if no one these days can throw a good looking fake punch they should just stop. Everyone throwing those ugly weak looking windmill punches need to quit it.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

You write for Raw?

No because I see the value in Alexa Bliss, unlike Raw which is pushing...whatever the last two matches were

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Is all of Swan's offense dick based, and if so, why isn't he fighting Joey Ryan

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

That DICK! posted:

I turned into a bee

I hope my bees are doing okay it's like 18F outside tonight, supposedly they know how to keep the hive at like 91F inside so here's to hoping.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

No because I see the value in Alexa Bliss, unlike Raw which is pushing...whatever the last two matches were

awwww poo poo is it time for the alexa bliss crew to assemble???

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
still doing the Suicide spot

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

When Perkins is fired I hope they don't tell him but put up a big "GAME OVER" with a 10 second countdown on the tron. Then they ask to put in initials for a high score and it's just HHH.



gently caress I took that "joke" and stretched it to death. Need more drink.

gently caress that poo poo. They make him yellow gear, then make his final opponents four ghosts who swallow him up and he's never seen again.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope my bees are doing okay it's like 18F outside tonight, supposedly they know how to keep the hive at like 91F inside so here's to hoping.

You have bees? Very interesting my friend

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

He's looking for the Captain Hook!

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.

Cabbit posted:

Is all of Swan's offense dick based, and if so, why isn't he fighting Joey Ryan

If he ever wrestled Carmella, they would have a baby.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Hammerstein posted:

The only good one I can remember was No Mercy.

hey, Backlash was great

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

the pin-drop silence is profound

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Akileese posted:

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

They should keep them purple all the time because purple is cool.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Who else has an interesting hobby they'd like to talk about?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dromal phrenia posted:

awwww poo poo is it time for the alexa bliss crew to assemble???

Alexa Bliss

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Shima Honnou posted:

I hope my bees are doing okay it's like 18F outside tonight, supposedly they know how to keep the hive at like 91F inside so here's to hoping.

It's -28C here. The only Bees that could survive right now are the Killer Bees. With their masks.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I'm sorry but TBK's finisher sucks

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jesus Christ Aries SHUT UP

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Akileese posted:

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

Yup and they do it every time. I really thought they would have given it up already but nope.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Shima Honnou posted:

They should keep them purple all the time because purple is cool.

Not complaining. I love the 205 live look. It just seems like a real lot of work to swap out for just one match.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
the crowd looks as enthralled as i did when i walked into the best sandwich shop in pittsburgh and they put soggy fries on a sandwich and also had a burger named after a rapist

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Venomous posted:

hey, Backlash was great

The maybe that was it, I only remember that one of the 2 Smackdown ppvs in late summer/early fall was really enjoyable.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Akileese posted:

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

they just put tape over them

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Akileese posted:

Did WWE really swap out the ring ropes just for this match?

No, but they did cover them with purple tape.

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CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

dromal phrenia posted:

awwww poo poo is it time for the alexa bliss crew to assemble???

Power of...five feet of fury...ACTIVATE

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