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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Rough Lobster posted:

Blading sounds like a grand way to contract HIV from the other sweaty, bearded, steroid-needle slamming men who work in wrestling.

There was a wrestler that got in trouble when it came out that he was still blading after contracting something that could spread through blood. Can't remember who it was though.

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Hamshot
Feb 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Why don't they just hide blood pellets (like what they use in movies) and use those instead?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hamshot posted:

Why don't they just hide blood pellets (like what they use in movies) and use those instead?

All the blood in movies is real man.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Improbable Lobster posted:

There was a wrestler that got in trouble when it came out that he was still blading after contracting something that could spread through blood. Can't remember who it was though.

It was Abdullah the Butcher, and other wrestlers were accusing him of spreading Hep C by doing poo poo like sharing blades and cutting them without their consent. It's pretty hosed up.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

the future is WOW posted:

It was Abdullah the Butcher, and other wrestlers were accusing him of spreading Hep C by doing poo poo like sharing blades and cutting them without their consent. It's pretty hosed up.

A guy successfully sued Abdullah for giving him hep c like this a couple years ago, yeah. Also hosed up: in the old hardcore wrestling production ECW some dumbass kid lied to get hired to lose a match, was supposed to blade but asked the real wrestler beating him up to do it for him. Dude severed two arteries and the kid almost died.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

dordreff posted:

A guy successfully sued Abdullah for giving him hep c like this a couple years ago, yeah. Also hosed up: in the old hardcore wrestling production ECW some dumbass kid lied to get hired to lose a match, was supposed to blade but asked the real wrestler beating him up to do it for him. Dude severed two arteries and the kid almost died.

Goddamn, that dude must have poo poo his pants when the arterial blood started spraying and he realized how much he hosed it up.

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

the future is WOW posted:

Goddamn, that dude must have poo poo his pants when the arterial blood started spraying and he realized how much he hosed it up.

That would have been very scary, if it were real.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Beige posted:

That would have been very scary, if it were real.

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Spuckuk posted:

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Hell isn't real either.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Those dudes are getting like a hundred dollars, a six pack and one meal at a diner at most.

This is still better than working min wage at Dennys

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dreddout posted:

This is still better than working min wage at Dennys

Now that they got rid of the Breakfast Dagwood, sure.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Spuckuk posted:

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Welp, found one of the most horrifying images ever while searching for a pic of this incident. Didn't need that one last microscopic shred of innocence anyway.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

At first it's creepy but the longer I look at it the goofier it gets. Especially if I pretend those two holes are eyes.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Spuckuk posted:

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Anyone with half a brain is terrified of New Jack, but to insist that he blade you during a match is an unheard of level of insanity.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I think that baby was an enemy in one of the Mario RPGs.

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:smithcloud:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

:smith::hf::smithcloud:

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010


Full collection here : http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2000/12/31/clarissa/

Merry Christmas!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This isn't getting me in the Christmas spirit. :smithicide:

This isn't getting me in the Christmas spirit at all. :smithcloud:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I knew that seemed familiar: https://vimeo.com/45958331

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Spuckuk posted:

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Wow that is a crazy read.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010

haha this is amazing, thanks for linking it.

The author behind these comics has been promising a continuation of the story (it ends pretty abruptly) since 2001, I'm not sure what the status is on that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


It's either bad plastic surgery or a promotional image for the next planet of the apes movie.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
My sister sent me this. I don't know what it's from other than "a children's book." Not sure what book features a creepy soulless doll-eyed child

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Spuckuk posted:

It was real as hell

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_Transit_incident_(professional_wrestling)

Wait, how old was Kulas at the time? The page says he died in 2002 at the age of 22. If the incident was in 1996, he'd be only be 16 years old. How is that sensible in any way?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Arcsquad12 posted:

Wait, how old was Kulas at the time? The page says he died in 2002 at the age of 22. If the incident was in 1996, he'd be only be 16 years old. How is that sensible in any way?

He was 16 and lied about his age so he could wrestle.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

He was 16 and lied about his age so he could wrestle.

Much like the heros of World War 2. A kid with endless courage and a dream in his probably oversized heart.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Say Nothing posted:



It's either bad plastic surgery or a promotional image for the next planet of the apes movie.

Hunh. I guess some folks *want* to resemble Robert Z'Dar.

Look! A Horse!
Feb 10, 2010
I love this thread, don't die please . These are photos taken by the grim sleeper, a serial killer who operated in south LA from the 70's-2010. Most of these women remain unidentified and a few are AT LEAST unconscious in these photos.

http://imgur.com/a/yoD87

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:



It's either bad plastic surgery or a promotional image for the next planet of the apes movie.

Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff, they're French.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Pick posted:

Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff, they're French.

No. They are aliens. Maybe with a touch of Hasselhoff DNA....but it wasn't consensual!

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

The Relentless posted:

No. They are aliens. Maybe with a touch of Hasselhoff DNA....but it wasn't consensual!

I think it's more likely that they poured some hasselhoff into an alien creepy crawler oven and that's what they peeled out of the mold.

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

Say Nothing posted:



It's either bad plastic surgery or a promotional image for the next planet of the apes movie.

Looks like they're waiting for someone to ask them if they're real villains or have ever caught a good guy.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Huntersoninski posted:

My sister sent me this. I don't know what it's from other than "a children's book." Not sure what book features a creepy soulless doll-eyed child



That would be Eloise Wilkin. She did the art for a lot of Little Golden Books, and specialized in horrible, dead-eyed children.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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