OFFICIAL kristallpos SASS 2016, dat mac: random access mammaries

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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

super nailgun posted:

I received what I can only assume is a YOSmas gift today...

your assumption would be half-correct, in that it's the half of YOSmas that couldn't be found on this side of the border

the homespun part will arrive more tardily

super nailgun posted:

...aw gently caress what the hell is this cruel joke of a power port?!

i could probably build one of those but i won't because i don't want to be the person who burns your house down

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Dec 20, 2016

# ? Dec 20, 2016 14:30

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 16:23

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

super nailgun posted:

I received what I can only assume is a YOSmas gift today...

A mysterious box. Perhaps the labeling hints at its contents?

No party hats. Something else, wrapped in bubble wrap.

A handsome looking example of the 520ST. Lets fire 'er up and see what we've got here...

...aw gently caress what the hell is this cruel joke of a power port?!

Well, guess this is a scavenger hunt now! I hope those adapters aren't toooooo rare.

nice, I used to work with a guy who kept a 1040ST in his office and the dude had the works. floppy drives, hard drive (with its own fuse on its separate power supply lmao), joystick, software, even got the ROM chips to upgrade TOS/GEM to the latest version.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 15:36

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

yessssss

# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:27

Lain Iwakura: Aug 5, 2004; The body exists only to verify one's own existence.; Taco Defender

OSI bean dip posted:

there are 8 rows of 20 there for 160 digits total. 160/5 is 32

these are the occurrences of each number
code:
0 - 38
1 - 28
2 - 26
3 - 11
4 - 9
5 - 10
6 - 15
7 - 5
8 - 8
9 - 10
i'll add some more when i have time later

still sort of busy, but there are 96 even numbers (assuming we'll include 0 as an even) and 64 odd numbers

# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:27

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I got a package slip yesterday but I'm pretty sure it's not my yosmas gift

# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:45

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

C.H.O.M.E post the pics

post em

do it

# ? Dec 20, 2016 16:47

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

eschaton posted:

I feel like the first part of my gift to Rosoboronexport was scrub

hope to make up for it somewhat with the rest

I got no beef with truck simulator, esp after this quick look:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ3O7Rq3n5c&t=6262s

# ? Dec 20, 2016 18:30

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Symbolic Butt posted:

I didn't write a letter with my gift this time because I kind of forgot lol

when santee gets it I'll post here trying to explain the mad logic behind each item

if they haven't received it yet you could still write something! it would out you as their santa ahead of time but if you're creative enough you could turn it into a little, um, i don't know, story or scavenger hunt type thing

# ? Dec 20, 2016 20:54

super nailgun: Jan 1, 2014

flakeloaf posted:

your assumption would be half-correct, in that it's the half of YOSmas that couldn't be found on this side of the border

the homespun part will arrive more tardily

i could probably build one of those but i won't because i don't want to be the person who burns your house down

Ooo! Looking forward to part two. No worries about the power supply, looks like it should be easy to put something together.

eschaton posted:

there's a pinout here if you want to make your own

Nice. I've got all kinds of power supplies lying around that'll put out the necessary voltages, thanks!

# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:34

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

package delivered :getin:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:36

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

bump_fn posted:

package delivered

package opened :siren:

# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:57

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

CrazyLittle posted:

package opened

I hope u mean plural there should be two

# ? Dec 20, 2016 22:58

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

a pair of boxes arrived!

fiber zipcord in background for splicing practice

i nominate bumpfn to handwrite all yospost-its from now on

a box! from Chicago! of Malort�

and a six pack of pabst blue ribbon that's written in old timey letters i don't quite understand
and two bags of BEANSSSSS that sound like thye're hella dumb but i can't wait to try
and a post card from a stadium that used to be famous

and this bumper sticker which I don't eve-

uhhhhhhhh

second box contains:
packaging popcorn to protect the shipped contents
packaging corn chips to protect the popcorn from getting crushed
packaging potato chips to take all the crushing force
one Cubs t-shirt that will probably get me mugged on the mean streets of San Francisco

two badass books I can't wait to read. I always knew big blue were a bunch of fascists

Thanks bump_fn! sorry you got in late but hope you're having a good yosmas

CrazyLittle fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Dec 20, 2016

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:01

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

reconsider thanking me after you taste some Malort

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:07

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

i must admit i've already looked up "cooking with malort" to see if there was an easy way out

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:11

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

malort lol

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:11

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

i would describe the taste of malort as that of burning erasers

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:37

super nailgun: Jan 1, 2014

I'm jealous of that sixer of Old Style. The malort, less so.

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:41

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

im glad to see the box from chicago included some old style and vitners. always gotta represent some local poor people food imo

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:43

Tatsujin: Apr 26, 2004; EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN

Lutha Mahtin posted:

im glad to see the box from chicago included some old style and vitners. always gotta represent some local poor people food imo

think im going to walk to the corner store to get some after work

# ? Dec 20, 2016 23:56

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i live in minnesota but we get both of those brands up here. old style is one of the cheap beers that bars do happy hours on, you can get a $2 draft at muddy waters for example

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:03

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/811327291162660865

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:10

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

Lutha Mahtin posted:

im glad to see the box from chicago included some old style and vitners. always gotta represent some local poor people food imo

i ate the vitners. is this really what chicago considers "spicy?" btw the "blazin hot nacho cheese" is from Los Angeles

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:17

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

CrazyLittle posted:

i ate the vitners. is this really what chicago considers "spicy?" btw the "blazin hot nacho cheese" is from Los Angeles

no it's not considered spicy it's a cheap corner store chips brand

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:21

CrazyLittle: Sep 11, 2001; Clapping Larry

bump_fn posted:

no it's not considered spicy it's a cheap corner store chips brand

kk cause it was not bad

the blazin chips were considerably spicier, and I sneezed while eating one so i'm not feeling so great right now with my sinuses on fire

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:27

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

It's been four days so I think that's enough time to share with the rest of the yosmas people.

The 'Boot Me' usb stick I sent was supposed to boot but I suck so I made an 'app' but that didn't work because gently caress macs I'm a dumbass and should've asked first but I have a good reason. So, I took the time to instead writeup the instructions to make it work with Boxer (linux/windows touchers instructions at the bottom).

Go here and download Boxer: http://boxerapp.com/download/latest (this will download a zip, or you can download it from the site yourself here: http://boxerapp.com/)
Once downloaded, double click to open the zip file, and then run the boxer program once.
Double Click the zip, then you'll see this app:
Double Click the boxing gloves to get this window:
Next you can click whatever you want or close this window.
Next download this link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qnlg1kg1fgwrd56/YOSMAS%202016.boxer.zip?dl=0 (56k no!)
Once you download it double click the zip file:
You (hopefully) have this icon:
When you get these messages answer Y or N it doesn't matter:
Double click it and you should be ready to go. Make sure you're speakers are on. Enjoy being a director!
CMD-Click to get your mouse back. CMD-F to go full screen.

Ok, for Linux/Windows touchers get to the unzip step (#8) and:

Download this file and place it in the YOSMAS 2016.boxer folder: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ahtigesyh8b1wh6/yosbox.conf?dl=0
Install DosBox somehow
CD to the YOSMAS 2016.boxer folder and run:
code:
```
dosbox -conf ./yosbox.conf
```

I won't spoil what it is but if you get this far feel free to share with the thread, I've also got a folder full of converted 'PCT' files that may be of interest to Godzilla lovers.

Optimus_Rhyme fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Dec 21, 2016

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:36

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

[spoler]

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:38

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

I dont know what a PCT file is but please share.

# ? Dec 21, 2016 00:38

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

anthonypants posted:

loving lol, i tripple checked but had my 9mo on my lap. gently caress

Vintersorg posted:

I dont know what a PCT file is but please share.

There's a LOT of them in the E:\ drive under E:\DATA\SEETS

Some examples:

They're all here: http://imgur.com/a/JSBXx?grid

# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:12

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

loving lol, i tripple checked but had my 9mo on my lap. gently caress

There's a LOT of them in the E:\ drive under E:\DATA\SEETS

Some examples:

They're all here: http://imgur.com/a/JSBXx?grid

godzilla floppy disk label stickers

# ? Dec 21, 2016 01:15

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

eschaton :siren:

your santee hosed up (shame!!) and your gift has been delayed but a lil something something is on the way to hold you over

your santa feels bad and is a swell guy and loves you very much

# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:32

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Optimus_Rhyme :siren:

"If your gift arrived on Christmas Eve, would that be at all convenient for you (to bring inside or something (I don't want it to intrude))?"

Additionally, how do you feel about live crabs?

# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:34

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Optimus_Rhyme

"If your gift arrived on Christmas Eve, would that be at all convenient for you (to bring inside or something (I don't want it to intrude))?"

Additionally, how do you feel about live crabs?

Not a fan of live crabs..... but my wife and sister in law are.

Also not a problem bringing something in on Christmas eve. Not going anywhere.

Edit. Wait what kind of crabs?

Also. Depending on time we might be out xmas eve in the early evening.

Optimus_Rhyme fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Dec 21, 2016

# ? Dec 21, 2016 03:52

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

more christmas kittens, tia

# ? Dec 21, 2016 04:08

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Migishu posted:

more christmas kittens, tia

# ? Dec 21, 2016 05:06

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

oh, kuvo, I totally forgot: "insert coin" is bound to right shift. that's the retroarch default

# ? Dec 21, 2016 05:15

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

ya i found that after messing around in the key bindings

also arch linux is werid

# ? Dec 21, 2016 06:18

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

It's been four days so I think that's enough time to share with the rest of the yosmas people.

The 'Boot Me' usb stick I sent was supposed to boot but I suck so I made an 'app' but that didn't work because gently caress macs I'm a dumbass and should've asked first but I have a good reason. So, I took the time to instead writeup the instructions to make it work with Boxer (linux/windows touchers instructions at the bottom).

Go here and download Boxer: http://boxerapp.com/download/latest (this will download a zip, or you can download it from the site yourself here: http://boxerapp.com/)

Once downloaded, double click to open the zip file, and then run the boxer program once.

Double Click the zip, then you'll see this app:

Double Click the boxing gloves to get this window:

Next you can click whatever you want or close this window.

Next download this link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qnlg1kg1fgwrd56/YOSMAS%202016.boxer.zip?dl=0 (56k no!)

Once you download it double click the zip file:

You (hopefully) have this icon:

When you get these messages answer Y or N it doesn't matter:

Double click it and you should be ready to go. Make sure you're speakers are on. Enjoy being a director!

CMD-Click to get your mouse back. CMD-F to go full screen.

Ok, for Linux/Windows touchers get to the unzip step (#8) and:
Download this file and place it in the YOSMAS 2016.boxer folder: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ahtigesyh8b1wh6/yosbox.conf?dl=0

Install DosBox somehow
CD to the YOSMAS 2016.boxer folder and run:
code:
dosbox -conf ./yosbox.conf
I won't spoil what it is but if you get this far feel free to share with the thread, I've also got a folder full of converted 'PCT' files that may be of interest to Godzilla lovers.

lol this loving owns

sorry I haven't messed with it much, I've got a lot on my plate at the moment. I promise to make something with it, but I have no idea how to show the results. It's really neat and I've never known of it's existence until now. Thanks, Optimus!

# ? Dec 21, 2016 06:41

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

I won't be able to work on my gift until after January 6th. I did do a little bit of a search on Adafruit to try to figure out what I have and I found some but not all of it.

# ? Dec 21, 2016 06:44

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 16:23

Optimus_Rhyme: Apr 15, 2007; are you that mainframe hacker guy?

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

lol this loving owns

sorry I haven't messed with it much, I've got a lot on my plate at the moment. I promise to make something with it, but I have no idea how to show the results. It's really neat and I've never known of it's existence until now. Thanks, Optimus!

quicktime (in mac) will let you record screen selections, so if you make a video you can record it using quicktime. also, I don't think you can print anything (I had to compile a new version of boxer and the printing wasn't that great) but all the stuff you would print I've converted to PNG here: http://imgur.com/a/JSBXx?grid

also, quick screenshot on the mac is CMD-Shift-4 and for animated gif screen recordings I use licecap, like, all the time for my talks.

but yeah, reading your post history etc thought you'd like it, too bad it was such a PITA to get working.

Optimus_Rhyme fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Dec 21, 2016

# ? Dec 21, 2016 07:05

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