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MeLKoR posted:Countries that can trace their origins further than last month and have a history to learn from understand that a halberd or a boar spear are the only sensible weapons in the zombie apocalypse. Pike and Shot vs Zombies
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Looking forward to a tweet from The Vice President of Marketing from some expensive resort while the interns try to keep 2.6 running with rubber bands and duct tape. One of the last "Sandi Tweets" had a reflection of a heavyset man taking the pic lol. She scooted the second the livestream ended.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:What happens when they hit Z and it's still broken af? It goes to "AA". CIG is attempting something completely new, an "AAAA" game.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Youre asking if Ben of all people stored wing commander poo poo at home? Honey this is the toughest decision I've ever had to make Get out.
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TheLightPurges posted:Important Issues How. How do you gently caress things up this badly? It's an engine made for shooting dudes. Even the most inept modders team out there can whip up a simple FPS mode with leaderboards and where the client won't need to be restarted every round. It's just mind-loving-boggling.
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Phi230 posted:Pike and Shot vs Zombies It takes practice to learn to fire, make a long sharp stick and go to town. It's not like the Zs are even trying to avoid getting a sharp stick in the face from 2 meters away.
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I mean the sheer blinding incompetence of CIG is on display daily like a retarded lighthouse, but I'm still periodically shocked all over again over just how bad it is. It's like this bubble of ineptitude that you get used to when living in this thread and when you leave it you are astounded to see and play games that actually work and are good like BF1 and Astroneer (that I bought because of this thread and it's drat good!).
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Samizdata posted:Well, last time I lost my temper in normal jeans... Well, now I am on the metahuman sexual offenders list... On the plus side, the arresting officer DID give me her number... I approve of your hideous, blatant exhibitionism and I hope it only helped your case. I also picture a disco ball falling from the roof and Richard Simmons jumping from the shadows to start break dancing.
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Hey guys sorry to interrupt the hilarious process of getting angry at patch notes, but please stop doxxing, stop sending death threats, stop following people online all day, stop making antisemitic jokes, stop reading million word long reddit posts by people you hate, stop posting erotic spaceship imagery of spaceships, stop suggesting people to commit suicide. I cant believe I have to even remind you that while not all of those are illegal, they do make you look like you're mentally unbalanced and creepy. Please, it's for your own good.
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Reminder that they released a PTU patch last sunday, lol
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Imagine being so creatively bankrupt you have to copy the same post every page.
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Daztek posted:Reminder that they released a PTU patch last sunday, lol 
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So is now a good time to pledge?
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It's never a bad time to buy ships commando.
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Meridian posted:So is now a good time to pledge? If you like stress testing your internet connection, then yes
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Can someone take Annabelle Huxleys AV and like colorswap it. Or make a negative of it? Its for a forums project.
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In the meatime I went with this 
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Have Chris and the backers discovered SpatialOS yet? https://spatialos.improbable.io quote:Code Beyond Server Boundaries https://spatialos.improbable.io/community/worlds-adrift-remnants-trailer-and-what-it-shows-about-spatialos https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjLWK6iQvRs All the best to them, but seriously... microservices? Latency and overhead are going to be insane. Whoever thought this would be a good idea? Why is it even needed? It's so out-there, buzzword-ridden and just plain unnecessary it's a *perfect* match for CIG. orcinus fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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Solid thread https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/363062/they-do-work-hard-don-t-they#latest
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That's disappointing and sad. I guess it makes people feel superior to talk about why clearly highly intelligent people are not compared to themselves and their version of intelligence. This, to me, is the general attitude of people who did not get a degree, or have a degree in something that didn't require insane amounts of dedication and brain beatings. One of the best things to learn is that you're not as smart as you think you are, and you should never ever try to judge someone's intelligence, because you're going to end up looking stupid.
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TheLightPurges posted:Solid thread Will be curious how long you last.
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orcinus posted:All the best to them, but seriously... microservices? No you see the Internet of Things,
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TheLightPurges posted:Solid thread a type 1 on the Bristol scale
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Colostomy Bag posted:Will be curious how long you last. Ya hes treading dangerous water drawing attention to the crunching slavedriving
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Just think of the processing power you could unleash upon the world if you stuck an ARMv6 CPU and a bluetooth chip in every device you own
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a citizen posted:I wonder if anyone from development actually had a vacation once in these past years. Someone who can post there PLEASE respond with vacation pics from Chris and Sandi
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Try reading a Wired article after replacing "Smart" with "Derek Smart  " quote:“In 1991, Mark Weiser – the author of Ubiquitous Computing and then chief scientist at Xerox PARC – stated we should find a way to ‘allow the computers themselves to vanish into the background.’ The concept of the connected homes can be seen through this lens. Technology reinvents our homes, but that process should be easy – almost invisible – and perceived as useful.
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quote:“I do look forward to a time when I can run my home in a far more interactive way, create a Derek Smart and personalised space that feels fluid and is Derek Smart enough to adapt as I need it to. It’s these changes that will allow me to be able to stay in my home for longer, even support me into old age, if the environment becomes intelligent enough that it can be adapted to suit me as my physical needs change. That’s the real benefit of a Derek Smart home.”
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Someone who can post there PLEASE respond with vacation pics from Chris and Sandi Not ready to go all in yet but otherwise I would.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Someone who can post there PLEASE respond with vacation pics from Chris and Sandi keyword: Development
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Mikojan posted:keyword: Development They all think Chris actually codes. No really, stop laughing, they do.
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In my next blog post I will be doxxing all your parents, Jewish or not.
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Tippis posted:I found out earlier today that it has undefeatable sarlaccs.  Ha-ha, wow, yeah, no, gently caress getting out of the pod here. Good game, would die alone and terrified in the depths of an alien world again.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:They all think Chris actually codes. Hey now. Leaving comments in someone elses code is still coding.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Someone who can post there PLEASE respond with vacation pics from Chris and Sandi Was sorely tempted to, but the willpower needed to actually log in there and post something is still too icky for me. 
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Surface Detail is gonna get banned for impersonating "Bro" Huxley anyway, he should post them and shop his balls into one.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:Surface Detail is gonna get banned for impersonating "Bro" Huxley anyway, he should post them and shop his balls into one. who? They seem like a nice person judging from that thread and not berating other forums members.
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quote:A father shot dead by his teenage son in Idaho was an addict who was training his boys for the zombie apocalypse, a court heard Thursday. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/son-killed-father-trained-zombies-article-1.2505575 1500 fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Dec 22, 2016 |
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