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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Congratulations epic star bad game stalk thread for making over a thousand posts on christmas. This finally proves to me you're all really normal chill and not obsessive hosed up weirdos at all.

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

ArfJason posted:

[timg] http://i.imgur.com/nLlqzrJ.png [/timg]
Congratulations epic star bad game stalk thread for making over a thousand posts on christmas. This finally proves to me you're all really normal chill and not obsessive hosed up weirdos at all.

So you're saying SA has all grown up and finally spawned an honest to goodness cult? I'm very proud of the regular posters in here for their tireless obsession which is entirely good and healthy and not in any way a long term health concern.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

ArfJason posted:

Congratulations epic star bad game stalk thread for making over a thousand posts on christmas. This finally proves to me you're all really normal chill and not obsessive hosed up weirdos at all.

You're bad at math and posting.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
I'm with my parents at my grandma's place. So no need to call them.

Have some (not very appetizing looking, plastic wrapped, but trust-me-they're okay) caeks everyone:

orcinus fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Dec 25, 2016

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Raskolnikov posted:

Not kidding at all. I really want this game to come out. :pray:

I really want to see SQ42 and crobbler's amazing storytelling.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

you see they've been working on the switch for over a year (so it's totally a planned thing and not a decision made quickly out of desperation) and it really only took a day and everything ported over perfectly (so none of the prior work was wasted and it's all done)

all of this is completely true and in no way a bunch of lies to placate the masses

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
merry chrismas, goons.

see you in the 'yard, star commandos

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

alf_pogs posted:

i think so but im sure he can tell you in about a thousand words

And after you've read that preamble he'll go into exquisite detail for another 10k.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Has anyone said jailyard yet?

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

GUYS, GUYS... Merry Xmas,

I think in the spirit of the holiday, we - as goons - should turn a new leaf with CIG.
Let's all pledge $150 for grandma's hornet or your son's avenger.

Let us again send in holiday cake and beer to CIG offices!

Furthermore,

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5k8l1x/im_done_this_project_is_a_joke_and_i_regret/


Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

They couldn't merge two cars on the interstate without a crash.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

lol you think these jokers use version control

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
I mean what's the problem.
Both sides are practically the same people, just named differently.

It's a ”like-for-like” charge.

Easy.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

nnnotime posted:

I apologize, then, Dr. Smart, as I did not understand your rationale. Based on the additional value you believe CIG payments for AWS will help contribute to the market valuation of your AMZN holdings, does that mean you would prefer Star Citizen to succeed?

It also follows that if Shitizens believe Star Citizen will finally be released, they should also be buying AMZN stock, as the increased valuation from the stock will help reduce the basis or cost of their prior investment in JPG ships and other CIG game packages. Effectively the players would getting back the money they spent on Star Citizen from the increased AMZN stock valuation, as long as CIG keeps spending money on AWS.

No. Again, you're not getting it.

This is what my tweet said. It has nothing to do with gains or losses; but rather the fact that, regardless of how small (probably insignificant, given the amount of money AWS makes for Amazon) the CIG payments to AWS are, it's still money from Shitizens, which eventually go to my AMZ portfolio holdings.

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/812718683323793408

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

D_Smart posted:

No. Again, you're not getting it.

This is what my tweet said. It has nothing to do with gains or losses; but rather the fact that, regardless of how small (probably insignificant, given the amount of money AWS makes for Amazon) the CIG payments to AWS are, it's still money from Shitizens, which eventually go to my AMZ portfolio holdings.

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/812718683323793408

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Did you know that CIG actually saved Amazon from bankruptcy?
See, if it weren't for CIG, Amazon would never get a break in the gaming industry, and would still have to rely on cloud/hosting related services as their primary revenue stream, and would surely sink in the next 2 or 3 years. But now, they have a rope to cling to.

I didn't know that, but i'm sure some citizen does.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Parperous New Year everyone!

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
merry christmas Derek

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

orcinus posted:

Did you know that CIG actually saved Amazon from bankruptcy?
See, if it weren't for CIG, Amazon would never get a break in the gaming industry, and would still have to rely on cloud/hosting related services as their primary revenue stream, and would surely sink in the next 2 or 3 years. But now, they have a rope to cling to.

I didn't know that, but i'm sure some citizen does.

Wonder what they think of Frontier beating them to it?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Colostomy Bag posted:

They couldn't merge two cars on the interstate without a crash.

I totally believe the guys that still can't make a proper patcher or uninstaller for their game managed to merge onto a different version of the engine in a year day. :downs:

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Merry Derek everychris!

Chunjee
Oct 27, 2004

Please make sure this gets filed as "yardgate" to avoid confusion in the future when CIG's hardwood supply shop comes to light.

This is my favorite present ever :tipshat:

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer

I hope this game never stops development. It's just too entertaining and you can't write these kinds of plot twists. Truly, this is the best Parpmas we could ask for.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Merry Christmas and happy soon to be new year everyone, hope you had good prezzies and are planning your new years resolutions when it comes.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

"I think it took us a day or so of two engineers on the engine team."

I bet that's exactly what they told him.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

"I think it took us a day or so of two engineers on the engine team."

I bet that's exactly what they told him.

The engineers finish slapping the new engine in and turn the game on.

"My God, everything is a buggy awful mess......... just like our old engine!"

Mission Accomplished.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

"I think it took us a day or so of two engineers on the engine team."

I bet that's exactly what they told him.

"p.s. I wont be replying to this as it is Christmas and I am meant to be enjoying a bit of time off with my family (and playing some games - you may see me pop into a Star Marine or AC match or two!) "

Actually this is the most far-fetched part

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Derek, how come you were not able to sniff the Lumberyard fiasco?

Never in your I told you so statements where you mentioned of an engine switch, or I am wrong?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Propagandist posted:

"p.s. I wont be replying to this as it is Christmas and I am meant to be enjoying a bit of time off with my family (and playing some games - you may see me pop into a Star Marine or AC match or two!) "

Actually this is the most far-fetched part

He'll play just enough to realize that the chat interface hasn't changed.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

drat Dirty Ape posted:

The engineers finish slapping the new engine in and turn the game on.

"My God, everything is a buggy awful mess......... just like our old engine!"

Mission Accomplished.

At least now they can blame the new engine for their problems. I suspect differentiating between issues caused by lovely code versus a new engine will bring forth plenty of late nights.

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate
This whole project is actually making me doubt whether I know how computers work. I mean I did a degree and worked in the field for 15 years but there are just so many people telling me that this kind of dev is normal and I am stupid for doubting it.

I really need a super technical indepth breakdown of what happened here because I can't see a way where this isn't a massive step backwards for CIG.

How is their branch supposed to merge with lumberjack? What exactly has happened with star engine? How can you merge a years worth of work with another distro in a couple of days?!

What the gently caress has happened?

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Baxta posted:

What the gently caress has happened?

Basically :gary:

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Baxta posted:

This whole project is actually making me doubt whether I know how computers work. I mean I did a degree and worked in the field for 15 years but there are just so many people telling me that this kind of dev is normal and I am stupid for doubting it.

I really need a super technical indepth breakdown of what happened here because I can't see a way where this isn't a massive step backwards for CIG.

How is their branch supposed to merge with lumberjack? What exactly has happened with star engine? How can you merge a years worth of work with another distro in a couple of days?!

What the gently caress has happened?

Star Citizen is going free to play

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Baxta posted:

This whole project is actually making me doubt whether I know how computers work. I mean I did a degree and worked in the field for 15 years but there are just so many people telling me that this kind of dev is normal and I am stupid for doubting it.

I really need a super technical indepth breakdown of what happened here because I can't see a way where this isn't a massive step backwards for CIG.

How is their branch supposed to merge with lumberjack? What exactly has happened with star engine? How can you merge a years worth of work with another distro in a couple of days?!

What the gently caress has happened?

According to Ben Parry, CIG dev that loves to speculate in CIG's behalf over at the Frontier forums instead of posting at the RSI forums, there was nothing really to be merged. The base CryEngine code that Star Engine developed on is basically the same base Lumberyard code Star Citizen is supposedly now using. To all effects all a couple of CIG devs did in one day or two (Ben and Chris Roberts dixit) was basically copy / pasting all the CIG additions (64b positioning, procedural tech etc) over. Or rather copy pasting Lumberyard over. Same effect.

You obviously have no loving idea about game development.

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Dec 25, 2016

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

EminusSleepus posted:

Star Citizen is going free to play

As opposed to the current model of Fee to Pray.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

As opposed to the current model of Fee to Pray.

Star Citizen is the 90's porn

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

MedicineHut posted:

According to Ben Parry, CIG dev that loves to speculate in CIG's behalf over at the Frontier forums instead of posting at the RSI forums, there was nothing really to be merged. The base CryEngine code that Star Engine developed on is basically the same base Lumberyard code Star Citizen is supposedly now using. To all effects all a couple of CIG devs did in one day or two (Ben and Chris Roberts dixit) was basically copy / pasting all the CIG additions (64b positioning, procedural tech etc) over.

You obviously have no loving idea about game development.

This is what I mean. Thats kind of the only explanation thats been given as if its as simple as that. It's really really not.

I get that they can both use the same libraries. Thats ok. How does "star engine" seamlessly work with Lumberyard though? If star engine was so completely different from cryengine, are they then using lumberyard as the new base and referencing their own libraries in some other branch? Are they just starting from scratch and using some other 2.6 branch and ditching their previous stuff? How can this be anything other than bullshit?!

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PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

D_Smart posted:

... I am writing a new blog about this when I come back...

... Two Weeks...


Oh God!

http://i.imgur.com/IlUGdCJ.mp4

PlushCow fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Dec 25, 2016

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