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a mysterious cloak posted:Our son is 10 and he watched that stupid loving show a few times until it joined Clarence and Uncle Grandpa on the banned list. My ex and I folded fast on letting the kids have a TV in the bedroom thanks mostly to the show Caillou. Why is children's television so annoying? I genuinely don't get it.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 04:06 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:09 |
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a mysterious cloak posted:Our son is 10 and he watched that stupid loving show a few times until it joined Clarence and Uncle Grandpa on the banned list.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 04:34 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:My ex and I folded fast on letting the kids have a TV in the bedroom thanks mostly to the show Caillou. Most parents I know won't let their children watch Caillou. It's a bad influence because Caillou is such a worthless pussy.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 04:52 |
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wow lots of people making not anonymous confessions itt
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 05:07 |
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Look everyone, look how much I hate kids cartoons! I hate them, just can't stand them!!! *my DVR is full because it has multiple recording of each episode of The Amazing World of Gumball in storage*
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 06:58 |
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I will raise my child on the simspsons
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 13:09 |
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I raised my kids on Futurama and now they're awesome.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 13:32 |
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quote:Here's a weird story for you. quote:I realized I'm a furry over Christmas, not sure how to proceed with things. for a second I was like "uh if you were a furry I'd think you'd know from jerking it to furry porn" but then I realized he doesn't mean a "weird porn" furry, he means an "even weirder lifestyle" furry
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 14:32 |
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I want to believe in Superman
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 14:48 |
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So do it
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 14:51 |
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Honestly dressing up as Superman and walking around telling people things are going to get better is the kind of thing a college student might do
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 16:01 |
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free basket of chips posted:I want to believe in Superman I want to believe in the reindeer furry.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 17:28 |
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Reindeer man's brain broke during the holidays.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 18:55 |
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loquacius posted:for a second I was like "uh if you were a furry I'd think you'd know from jerking it to furry porn" but then I realized he doesn't mean a "weird porn" furry, he means an "even weirder lifestyle" furry On the off chance that this isn't a troll, please for the love of god don't get involved in the fandom- if you like wearing a costume in private or to get off, fine, do your thing and keep it to yourself. Don't try and get involved with people who make a lifestyle of their kink; it's just not worth the damage it does to you as a person.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 19:44 |
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Counterpoint: do the opposite and tell us about it.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 19:50 |
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McGavin posted:Counterpoint: do the opposite and tell us about it. Do this, and provide updates
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 19:52 |
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what if the superman cosplayer dressed up as superman for Halloween/the holidays and never stopped because he sexually identified as superman. that would explain why a rando would be walking around in the middle of February in a superman costume That's your future, reindeer guy, if you continue to dress up. eventually you'll be confident enough to wear it in public and tell strangers that everything will be okay.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:08 |
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What of superman hosed reindeer guy
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:10 |
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free basket of chips posted:What of superman hosed reindeer guy Superman's pulsing penis would tear right through him with his super strength and his ejaculate would blow a hole in him like a shotgun blast.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:20 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:what if the superman cosplayer dressed up as superman for Halloween/the holidays and never stopped because he sexually identified as superman. I wanna sexually identify as Superman, that sounds great.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:20 |
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loquacius posted:Honestly dressing up as Superman and walking around telling people things are going to get better is the kind of thing a college student might do Hell, I did something like that in college. Architect majors at my undergrad had their design final the week before regular finals and my friends and I took shifts putting on a gorilla suit and handed out canned coffee, red bull and cookies at 1 am or so during the week.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:39 |
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The Management posted:Superman's pulsing penis would tear right through him with his super strength and his ejaculate would blow a hole in him like a shotgun blast.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 20:48 |
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The Management posted:Superman's pulsing penis would tear right through him with his super strength and his ejaculate would blow a hole in him like a shotgun blast. please dont post my erotic short stories
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 21:27 |
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I wear a Superboy shirt all the time but not the wacky Teen Titans era version the modern gritty perma angry version with two dads. People are afraid.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 21:37 |
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quote:I have been waging a one man war on christmas (I refuse to capitalize a holiday named after a fake man) all year long. quote:Every morning before work i have the same routine, I stop at Cracker Barrel for a nice sit-down breakfast. It helps wake me up, cheer me up, and I get up super early to beat traffic, so I have around an hour every day to chill out and relax before heading in to the office. Both of these are laying it on a little thick but I'd believe people like this exist somewhere
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 22:50 |
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Worth it just for the line "I'm kind of a big deal at Cracker Barrel"
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 22:59 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY rear end INTO CRACKER BARREL FOR A NICE SIT DOWN BREAKFAST. ITS CHICKEN FRIED STEAK, 2 SIDES OF HASH BROWNS, 3 PIECES OF CORNBREAD, 4 SLICES OF TURKEY BACON, AND A DR. PEPPER. I EAT EVERY MORSEL AND I ENJOY EVERY BITE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CORNBREAD INTO MY CUP OF BACON GREASE FOR DIPPING. NOT MANY KNOW WHY TRUMP WON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM BEING A BAD PRESIDENT. HE WON BECAUSE THE WHITE MALE IS MARGINALIZED AND MADE TO LOOK THE FOOL, WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO RUN AROUND FREE OF ALL CONSEQUENCES. I HAVE TWEETED THIS TO MR. TRUMP AND HOPE TO GOD HE CRASHES THEIR STOCK LIKE HE DID ALL THOSE OTHER CROOKED COMPANIES. 1 HOUR TO CHILL OUT AND RELAX EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:21 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Worth it just for the line "I'm kind of a big deal at Cracker Barrel" I feel like this would serve as exceptional prompt in any creative writing class.
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:50 |
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He must take a huge poo poo at work; which, unless he works part time or something, is a huge waste of the companies time really so it all evens out
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# ? Dec 29, 2016 23:52 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Look everyone, look how much I hate kids cartoons! I hate them, just can't stand them!!! Gumball is good tbh, as a 20 year old stoner I am into that poo poo
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 00:34 |
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loquacius posted:Both of these are laying it on a little thick but I'd believe people like this exist somewhere these confessions own
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 00:36 |
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loquacius posted:Both of these are laying it on a little thick but I'd believe people like this exist somewhere Neither of these is even close to believable
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 00:43 |
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These confessions are not believable because the people who would honestly say such things are not reading this dead gay forum, but they absolutely exist. Also they wouldn't write that well.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:31 |
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They feel like they came from the same person
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 01:53 |
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McGavin posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY rear end INTO CRACKER BARREL FOR A NICE SIT DOWN BREAKFAST. ITS CHICKEN FRIED STEAK, 2 SIDES OF HASH BROWNS, 3 PIECES OF CORNBREAD, 4 SLICES OF TURKEY BACON, AND A DR. PEPPER. I EAT EVERY MORSEL AND I ENJOY EVERY BITE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CORNBREAD INTO MY CUP OF BACON GREASE FOR DIPPING. NOT MANY KNOW WHY TRUMP WON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM BEING A BAD PRESIDENT. HE WON BECAUSE THE WHITE MALE IS MARGINALIZED AND MADE TO LOOK THE FOOL, WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO RUN AROUND FREE OF ALL CONSEQUENCES. I HAVE TWEETED THIS TO MR. TRUMP AND HOPE TO GOD HE CRASHES THEIR STOCK LIKE HE DID ALL THOSE OTHER CROOKED COMPANIES. 1 HOUR TO CHILL OUT AND RELAX EVERY MORNIng This is absolutely beautiful.
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 02:18 |
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McGavin posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY rear end INTO CRACKER BARREL FOR A NICE SIT DOWN BREAKFAST. ITS CHICKEN FRIED STEAK, 2 SIDES OF HASH BROWNS, 3 PIECES OF CORNBREAD, 4 SLICES OF TURKEY BACON, AND A DR. PEPPER. I EAT EVERY MORSEL AND I ENJOY EVERY BITE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME CORNBREAD INTO MY CUP OF BACON GREASE FOR DIPPING. NOT MANY KNOW WHY TRUMP WON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM BEING A BAD PRESIDENT. HE WON BECAUSE THE WHITE MALE IS MARGINALIZED AND MADE TO LOOK THE FOOL, WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO RUN AROUND FREE OF ALL CONSEQUENCES. I HAVE TWEETED THIS TO MR. TRUMP AND HOPE TO GOD HE CRASHES THEIR STOCK LIKE HE DID ALL THOSE OTHER CROOKED COMPANIES. 1 HOUR TO CHILL OUT AND RELAX EVERY MORNIng
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 02:27 |
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Every morning I'm at Cracker Barrel ordering myself a nice sit-down meal / 7000 calories plus bacon grease for dipping, 'round there I'm a big-rear end deal. (Thanks, Sugar Ray. I guess.)
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:14 |
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Sjs00 posted:He must take a huge poo poo at work; which, unless he works part time or something, is a huge waste of the companies time really so it all evens out I think this would be what the entirety of the 2 non-cracker barrel days are reserved for
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 03:40 |
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Do some people actually put jelly on cornbread?
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# ? Dec 30, 2016 04:25 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 05:09 |
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my new BIL has made it a mission to eat at every cracker barrel. He makes hotel arrangements based on eating at cracker barrel that are in the vicinity.
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