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The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

who puts a banana in the refrigerizor?

From a page or two back but, get me outta here!!!

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social vegan



I do alcohol and good times and I also take nyquil when i'm sick and i'm always sick that last part was a joke i only take nyquil responsibly oh god I'm sorry for lying

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


social vegan posted:

I do alcohol and good times and I also take nyquil when i'm sick and i'm always sick that last part was a joke i only take nyquil responsibly oh god I'm sorry for lying

oh god i'm sorry for making you anxious gently caress this is all my fault ohg od


Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

I bought some kitchen knives on the advice of om nom nom, and have been randomly slicing and chopping and dicing the contents of my fridge. I guess I should make a salad for dinner or something.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


you could do a week's worth of meal prep just for entertainment purposes!


Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Please don't die mr. willsauce

:pray:

someone please let the bananana out of the fridge

:ohdear:

Hogge Wild

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alnilam


Is there a way i can induce a 3.33 year coma

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
true story, yesterday i was doing stock keeping @ work, and i found like a g of good hash

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
naturally i turned it to the police

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vanisher


A young Guy Fieri in that photo



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



vanisher posted:

A young Guy Fieri in that photo

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

Is there a way i can induce a 3.33 year coma

ya it's the entire month of april 2020 smoke weed every day ok


Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

you could do a week's worth of meal prep just for entertainment purposes!

instead I watched Claire make a salad from scratch. way easier with the new, sharper/lighter knives.

she was so happy with it that she insisted we walk over and take some to her mom.

alnilam

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

ya it's the entire month of april 2020 smoke weed every day ok

Okay *begins continuously toking, side-gaze on calendar, patiently waiting for it to read May 2020 so i can stop*

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Nosfereefer posted:

naturally i turned it to the police

same same

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3D Megadoodoo

Subjunctive posted:

instead I watched Claire make a salad from scratch. way easier with the new, sharper/lighter knives.

she was so happy with it that she insisted we walk over and take some to her mom.

I wish I was a mum that people would take salad to. I mean I guess I could do with just being a person people take salad to I don't really fancy the being a mum bit.





Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jerry Cotton posted:

I wish I was a mum that people would take salad to. I mean I guess I could do with just being a person people take salad to I don't really fancy the being a mum bit.

her mom was pretty surprised when we rang the bell, like salad elves

slap me silly

Subjunctive posted:

salad elves

:3:

Manifisto


Nosfereefer posted:

true story, yesterday i was doing stock keeping @ work, and i found like a g of good hash

Nosfereefer posted:

naturally i turned it to the police

right officers, I just couldn't believe it when I found half a gram of good hash in the stockroom. I asked myself, who in their right mind would leave a quarter gram of valuable hash just lying around where somebody could find it? but believe you me, I instantly recognized my responsibilities here, which is why I called you promptly to turn in this nearly eighth of a gram of evil drugs so they don't do any harm to anyone.


ty nesamdoom!

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I hope the cops dutifully accepted, and then smoked, the weed. :3:

3D Megadoodoo

Subjunctive posted:

her mom was pretty surprised when we rang the bell, like salad elves

Like hangover patrol only it's salad instead of crisps and pizza, and elves instead of a patrol. And you're a mother not hung over. Similar basic concept tho.





Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jerry Cotton posted:

Like hangover patrol only it's salad instead of crisps and pizza, and elves instead of a patrol. And you're a mother not hung over. Similar basic concept tho.

wait if I get hungover someone is supposed to show up with h*cking pizza? my local officer is somewhat delinquent

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

What is the missing letter in that word :confused:

3D Megadoodoo

Subjunctive posted:

wait if I get hungover someone is supposed to show up with h*cking pizza? my local officer is somewhat delinquent

You need to set it up with friends I'm afraid.





3D Megadoodoo

Quidthulhu posted:

What is the missing letter in that word :confused:

a





Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Is there a word filter for loving now or am I not logged in

slap me silly

Quidthulhu posted:

What is the missing letter in that word :confused:

i

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

fuckin

3D Megadoodoo

when i was really poor i used to get by by hocking pizzas





Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

the top half of that bottle of wine went j*fting well with the salad. my testing continues.

slap me silly

listen this kind of talk is ok but dont cross the line and start with the h*ckin c*sses

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Fr*gg*tyfr*ck

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Quidthulhu posted:

Fr*gg*tyfr*ck

Woah


Edit: Mods?

Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


Kokum ended up sending me another set of ceramic raccoons for Xmas. :3:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Tiberius Thyben posted:

Kokum ended up sending me another set of ceramic raccoons for Xmas. :3:



omgomgomg those are amazing.


MrWillsauce

kratom is cool i had a good time with my friends and then I ate a lot of tortellini and now it's time for bed :)



3D Megadoodoo

"adverse effects: death"





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MrWillsauce

i like myself when im hosed up



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