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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you clowns

http://tindeck.com/listen/dsqby

special insider shoutout included

I recommend against listening per usual if you suffer from any of the following medical conditions: healthy hearing, unhealthy hearing, medically-recognized but not full deafness

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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
hello friends



peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
team chastity rocking that joker game i said what the gently caress are the rest of you even doing

oh, not going from tied for second to loving square 19? oh, okay. enjoy doing that.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
oh, there are others in this game?

i was wondering about all the corpses, Sara.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Wait for it, motherfuckers

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

Wait for it, motherfuckers

god i love you i literally cannot wait

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Krunge posted:

Turns out all that effort I put in was partially based on a mistake in reading the OP's post. I still feel I have a good body of helpful advice, but I'll let Wren judge if it's sufficient.

In the meanwhile, please enjoy this snake.



##JOKER again, just in case
you dirty bastard

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
JOKER CHALLENGE #1

This, motherfuckers, is Simon.



Simon is patient as poo poo. Simon puts up with literally everything because Simon does not know how to complain. I'm loving serious. He meows to say hello and when he's getting fed because he's happy, but he doesn't know that he can meow when he is frustrated or bored or angry or any of that poo poo. So the result is that this little black piece of poo poo puts up with everything. It is my primary joy in life to bother him as much as possible because he is so patient he puts up with it, and then he'll come back for more. He is the greatest cat.

He also knows how to play fetch.

You heard me.

THIS FUCKER PLAYS FETCH!

He is the greatest pet of all time don't even argue with me because you are pathetic shitlords who only wish that your pet was as cool as mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqmRX4TPcu8

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Joker Challenge #2

Here I am giving some goodass advice to a fellow grad student.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3478841&pagenumber=444#post467904865

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Joker Challenge #3

Here I am re-enacting not one but TWO squares because I do this poo poo right!

Squares 47 and 26!





I sat in some cold as poo poo snow for this.

I left a giant rear end print in the snow idgaf

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Joker Challenge #4



Here is your loving snake!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
You're going to have to wait patiently for challenges 5 and 6 for when I get home but lol as if you don't think I'm going to pull out that poo poo and win this whole goddamn thing.

Wait for it

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Enjoy my lovely singing voice and don't mind that I'm like deathly ill

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
I recreated square number 13

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I recreated square number 13



Don't you dare accept this garbage!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Asiina posted:

Don't you dare accept this garbage!

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Okay I did a real one. Squares 21 & 42


GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

gay dog

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Okay I did a real one. Squares 21 & 42



That dog seems very uncertain about what is happening.

The rest of you need to get on Asiina's level, holy poo poo.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

##joker

Goddamn our team is sucking

Okay.

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

##JOKER

LET'S DO THIS THING MOAT

Okay.

Krunge posted:

CHALLENGE 2, BEING HELPFUL

And ##JOKER if it earns me one.



Forget about properly reading the entry, you didn't even read the thread title, which included the word "resigned."

Krunge posted:

Turns out all that effort I put in was partially based on a mistake in reading the OP's post. I still feel I have a good body of helpful advice, but I'll let Wren judge if it's sufficient.

In the meanwhile, please enjoy this snake.



##JOKER again, just in case

The snake is sufficient, but, wow, Asii might want to feel a bit insulted by all this. Okay. You receive and use a Joker.

Moatillata posted:

Also I found this pic of our team snake just chilling after eating all our rivals and their pets.



That is indeed a snake which ate everything. You receive a Joker.

peramene posted:

gently caress you clowns

http://tindeck.com/listen/dsqby

special insider shoutout included

I recommend against listening per usual if you suffer from any of the following medical conditions: healthy hearing, unhealthy hearing, medically-recognized but not full deafness

By the evidence at hand, the song is actually fairly modern, as Linus Yale Sr. did not invent the pin-tumbler lock until 1848, and it was his son who refined the design and founded the Yale company in 1868. Beyond that, it appears to be of Oxbridge origin.

It does, however, earn a Joker.

And a very distinct roll of the eyes.

BottleKnight posted:

hello friends





I don't speak moonrunes. But I'll take your word for it. Also your snake is a little less than cool, but I'll take what I can get.

A Joker for each challenge.

Asiina posted:

JOKER CHALLENGE #1

This, motherfuckers, is Simon.



Simon is patient as poo poo. Simon puts up with literally everything because Simon does not know how to complain. I'm loving serious. He meows to say hello and when he's getting fed because he's happy, but he doesn't know that he can meow when he is frustrated or bored or angry or any of that poo poo. So the result is that this little black piece of poo poo puts up with everything. It is my primary joy in life to bother him as much as possible because he is so patient he puts up with it, and then he'll come back for more. He is the greatest cat.

He also knows how to play fetch.

You heard me.

THIS FUCKER PLAYS FETCH!

He is the greatest pet of all time don't even argue with me because you are pathetic shitlords who only wish that your pet was as cool as mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqmRX4TPcu8

A patient beast. Worthy of a Joker.

Asiina posted:

Joker Challenge #2

Here I am giving some goodass advice to a fellow grad student.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3478841&pagenumber=444#post467904865

Legit advice. Another Joker.

Asiina posted:

Joker Challenge #3

Here I am re-enacting not one but TWO squares because I do this poo poo right!

Squares 47 and 26!





I sat in some cold as poo poo snow for this.

I left a giant rear end print in the snow idgaf



It's not ice, but I don't want anyone to actually risk life and limb for this game. A cold butt is probably the extent of the necessary punishment. Joker-worthy.

Asiina posted:

Joker Challenge #4



Here is your loving snake!

To be pedantic for a moment, that snake is not loving. However, it does fulfill the requirements, such as they are. Another Joker.

AnonymousNarcotics posted:



Enjoy my lovely singing voice and don't mind that I'm like deathly ill

I haven't heard that song in something like 30 years. Didn't recognize it at first. But it qualifies.

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I recreated square number 13





I mean, fair play, the square in question



is white, has the number in the top left corner, and does not have any ladders or chutes running through it. But you really can't think I'm going to

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Okay I did a real one. Squares 21 & 42




Oh. That's better.



And I'm off to start the next turn.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990


I can't draw for poo poo.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Allen Wren posted:

Forget about properly reading the entry, you didn't even read the thread title, which included the word "resigned."

I'd like to point out that the OP found what I said very helpful.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
JOKER CHALLENGE #5



I mean, was there any other option? C'mon now.

Challenge 6 will be completed tomorrow.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Krunge posted:

I'd like to point out that the OP found what I said very helpful.

I'd like to point out that YOUR MOM.

Turn Five.

Here's where we left off. Looks like someone's been snooping around. Anon's dislodged and Moat's fallen over. No change in position, though.



The dice.



Looks like a lot of teams are really close to landing that slot-machine bonus.






But not close enough.

Let's check on some of the frontrunners, both these and those posted above:





Well.



Moatillata has been deemed the most moral amongst you. But do not be dismayed. We have not even finished the first phase of the game, yet. Now, we see which team is the most morally-aligned.

Waitaminute, that's not right. Look at that picture again:







That's more like it.

And, waitaminute, what did PMush roll, there?



24. 63 plus 24 is...



...eighty-seven.



We'll see what happens to her in a moment.

Meanwhile, Team Chastity can't keep their loving grubby little hands off the good china.



Absurd Revolver seems a good candidate for Team Gluttony, if there were such a thing, with this move here:



Following up breakfast last turn, it's time for an entire box of chocolates. And a wardrobe change to dress and knee socks, but that's beside the point.



Now, then, PMush...



...done hosed up, as they say.



As did chaoslord.



But not as bad as AR, back on square 11.



So here's where we are after five turns.



Moatillata greets the dawn like a rooster, springs up and is just constantly nice to everyone and everything around him until it is time to sleep. Or something like that, I don't know poo poo about waking up at dawn.



Krunge looks to give Team Patience a foothold in the team competition, while UnCO, Alasdair and Trip remain in close pursuit.



Some distance behind, two-thirds of Team Kindness push past the halfway point, with Asiina lurking close behind.



And then there's Meinberg.



And BK. And I remember that this camera turns off macro focus whenever I turn it off and I have to turn it on again.



Inf and EXAKT are neck-and-neck.



Pods is not.



But Gulag and Anon are.



PMush is, surprisingly, not in last place.



Not with pera, nazz, HAWKE and CL looking at the low twenties.



Or with AR bringing up the rear.



But speaking of bringing up the rear...





Every single one of you that's posted less than me in this thread is really bad at shitposting. You may want to work on that or be branded loser lurker scum for the rest of your days.

You may now return to shitposting.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Yeah, but all 26 of my posts are gems.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:negative:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

"You're not posting enough, Keane"

IS THAT SO, ALLEN WREN.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I think this short movie will do a good job of explaining what posting is like, please watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQVX8iGbgk

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Sorry we can't all be a loser with nothing to do but :justpost: Wren.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Don't worry, tomorrow I will post approximately one thousand times as I detail my grand creation.

It's going to take all drat day and you will be here for the entire process.

also ##JOKER because why not I've earned it.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

CCKeane posted:

I think this short movie will do a good job of explaining what posting is like, please watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQVX8iGbgk

Why in the gently caress would you post this?

What the hell is wrong with you?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Asiina posted:

Why in the gently caress would you post this?

What the hell is wrong with you?

That was meant for Allen Wren, smh, smh.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
VOTE MOAT


FOR CHAMPION



IT RHYMES

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Congratulations Moat you gently caress

## JOKER

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


:negative:

Gonna s-post up a storm tomorrow.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
I will rule this thread with an iron fist

And syphillius

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

VOTE MOAT


FOR CHAMPION



IT RHYMES


Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Also the huge cock is an appropriate symbol for me in this case thank you allen

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Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Also lol AR you have been officially owned by yourself

Absurd Revolver posted:

gently caress you and gently caress everyone playing

this game is already over if it's got all these fuckers playing jesus christ it's like the shitshow circus came to town ladies and gentlemen

Moatillata posted:

Go back to not saying anything or posting it was waaaay better

Absurd Revolver posted:

better for you shitlord

you're dead now that i'm here

*Goes on lurk*

the rest of the loving game

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