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mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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invisible jerk posted:


speaking of the Bible Belt of whatever country we are in thanks whoever introduced Dorothy Lynch Dressing it is a fascinating look into another world



this is a Dorothy Lynch Salad Dressing Taste-a-Like creation by @Sisterwife3


Nebraska, not the bible belt. And Dorothy Lynch is delicious.

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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

... would.. ?... ?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


ChickenWing posted:



Looks bad todd

How did you get a picture of the foul pre-Christmas leftovers that I today discovered in my office fridge?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
The saddest cheesesteak.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Yawgmoth posted:

The saddest cheesesteak.

*Bacon cheesesteak

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

*Bacon cheesesteak

The bacon knows it's not supposed to be there and is attempting to run away

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I didn't know what Dorothy Lynch dressing was so I googled it.the first link was a recall notice the third was a story about a bottle exploding and damaging a house

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

rodbeard posted:

I didn't know what Dorothy Lynch dressing was so I googled it.the first link was a recall notice the third was a story about a bottle exploding and damaging a house

How do you gently caress up salad dressing this bad

quote:

Tasty Toppings continues to work to resolve the product quality issues that caused our voluntary recall that we announced in May. It has come to our attention that some recently released batches of Dorothy Lynch Home Style Dressing may still be affected. We issued a limited quality withdrawal.

After conducting extensive tests, we discovered a bacteria (lactobacillus), commonly found in food products such as yogurt and probiotics, creates gas bubbles inside some sealed bottles of Dorothy Lynch Home Style Dressing. This may cause the dressing to foam or spew out of the affected bottles when opened.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

rodbeard posted:

I didn't know what Dorothy Lynch dressing was so I googled it.the first link was a recall notice the third was a story about a bottle exploding and damaging a house

Third link and no link respectively. Sure you aren't googling a lot of how to murder people?

(Seen the dressing, but never tried it that I am aware of.)

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Samizdata posted:

Third link and no link respectively. Sure you aren't googling a lot of how to murder people?

(Seen the dressing, but never tried it that I am aware of.)

http://www.wptv.com/news/national/wyoming-home-damaged-by-exploding-dorothy-lynch-salad-dressing-bottle

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

invisible jerk posted:

this is gonna sound weird but are you in toowoomba or ipswich cos I dont know anywhere else in SE QLD that has this level of terrible food ideas

Toowoomba. My partners family is from Charleville.

Although it's not hard to find a bad feed in Toowoomba, I've also found it not hard to find a good one (so long as it's not seafood, although most of the sushi places locally seem to get it as fresh as possible - I've risked raw salmon numerous times to no disaster).

Are you local or?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Low Desert Punk posted:

... would.. ?... ?
Step 1: Eat a loaf of banana bread
Step 2: poo poo into a bowl and take a picture of it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

It is likely in part because I'm over tired but that's the loudest I ever laughed at the forums in many years, so thank you a sexual elk.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Cheers.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
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Nap Ghost

Phimosissy posted:

It is likely in part because I'm over tired but that's the loudest I ever laughed at the forums in many years, so thank you a sexual elk.

I agree with the above, fully.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


My god no
No
Sweet hummus is terrible

(I ascribe to hummus rules of chickpea and tahina. If it aint at least that it aint hummus its just chickpea dip.)

invisible jerk
Jul 29, 2013

McSpergin posted:

Are you local or?

born there, fled as soon as I was able.


the very driest nachos. Which were listed as tacos.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

invisible jerk posted:

born there, fled as soon as I was able.


the very driest nachos. Which were listed as tacos.



That's just refried beans with a drizzle of topping. Boo.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My god no
No
Sweet hummus is terrible

(I ascribe to hummus rules of chickpea and tahina. If it aint at least that it aint hummus its just chickpea dip.)

Made this last night for giggles. It wasn't sweet at all, just kinda bland.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rigged Death Trap posted:

My god no
No
Sweet hummus is terrible

(I ascribe to hummus rules of chickpea and tahina. If it aint at least that it aint hummus its just chickpea dip.)

Three or four years ago, there was a recipe for "chocolate chip cookie dough hummus" that swept the world of terrible food bloggers. Looked bad, Todd. Sounded worse.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

AlbieQuirky posted:

Three or four years ago, there was a recipe for "chocolate chip cookie dough hummus" that swept the world of terrible food bloggers. Looked bad, Todd. Sounded worse.

I don't have any philosophical objection to sweet hummus and kind of want to try it but buuuuuuurghhhhh the idea of cookie dough hummus

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Just eat some cookie dough at that point. No reason to involve hummus at all.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Oh just eat it out of the tube like god intended

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



angerbeet posted:

Oh just eat it out of the tube like a animal you piece of poo poo

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Frozen cookie dough is just a really thick frozen custard.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

RoboRodent posted:

Just eat some cookie dough at that point. No reason to involve hummus at all.

hummus is healthy!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Hummus does not need to be tampered with. Hummus is perfect and already has numerous varieties. Bananas are gross. I am now disappointed in food.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Has to be fake.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
AFP thread: and other semi-liquid favorites

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Country-style Non-Newtonian Fluids.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Subjunctive posted:

Has to be fake.

Bad news: it's fake.

Great news: it's from the very excellent Lyar Town, USA blog.



Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Liar Town is legit one of the best things on the internet

None of my local stores stock party beefs :smith:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Code Jockey posted:

None of my local stores stock party beefs :smith:

What are party beefs?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Tiggum posted:

What are party beefs?

They're like pork dillingers
(gracias)
$1 / doz

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Certainly better than yard meats.

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Jan 21, 2013


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