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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Cleretic posted:

Lightning is indeed deliberately an overserious woman with no sense of humor or concept of having fun, so you're right on that one. Yusnaan is the best part of Lightning Returns, because most of the sidequests are her being hosed around by, and playing the straight man for, a bunch of goofball carnival workers.

As for everyone else, going backwards...
-Whether XII's has a goofball side depends on which character you consider the protagonist. Vaan does, Ashe doesn't, Balthier is too busy being amazing in other ways.
-Tidus is mostly goofball side until pretty late in the game.
-Zidane we do not need to build a case for.
-Squall is mostly an awkward, aloof teenager. He's serious, but that doesn't make him cool.
-Real Cloud, at least until the remake gets to him, is a tool and an idiot who's trying too hard to be cool and absolutely failing.
-I'd say VI depends on the protagonist, but Terra and Celes are both pretty serious and kinda depressing, and the extent of Locke's 'goofball side' is being seasick once, which seemed to be that era of FF's way to make their leading man 'relatable'. VI's party had goofballs, but they were all supporting cast.
-Bartz is an idiot vagrant who inexplicably gets to hang around hot women all day. FFV is not a serious game, and he's still by far the 'goofball side' of the party.
-Cecil has no sense of humor. Neither does Kain. ...Or Rosa, or really Rydia. IV's whole party is pretty boringly straight-faced, actually.
-NES III has no player characters. The IIImake's are all literal children on an adventure though, as is Onion Knight in Dissidia, so they're fine.
-I don't think FFII had even developed the concept of 'jokes' yet, let alone 'comedic character moments'.
-And FFI's got no player characters in any form.

So remarkably, while Lightning is indeed the odd one out there in the later-day Final Fantasy games, the protagonist having a comedic side like that is actually a more recent thing. The story-heavy SNES era games that everyone lauds, in particular, are actually even more serious than Lightning.

Locke is pretty goofy early on, with the treasure hunter running joke and the stormtrooper bit.

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

El Diablo Bob O posted:

Oh yeah, buddy.

One of my favorite parts of this game was the emblem maker.



I was very disappointed when they fixed the weapon customization bug though. I loved making stealth grenade launchers that put people to sleep.

Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010

a kitten posted:

This isn't helping my growing urge to finally move into this console generation and buy a ps4.

Bloodborne is really good.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

J.A.B.C. posted:

Plus, there's an NPC dedicated to food porn, it's wonderful.

Like this:


My kids get mad if I skip the eating animations because they want to see that beautiful food.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I actually don't know if this is "little" because I'm not playing FF15 but my friend sent it to me and I thought it was awesome as hell. I pretty much always hate product placement but this really stands out as :3:



El Diablo Bob O posted:

One of my favorite parts of this game was the emblem maker.



I vividly remember asking the MGSV thread if I could do "BOX BOX BOX". I was SO loving EXCITED when People told me I could. Designing my emblem of 2 "box" words and a cardboard box. Box forever.

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 01:15 on Jan 8, 2017

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Thin Privilege posted:

I actually don't know if this is "little" because I'm not playing FF15 but my friend sent it to me and I thought it was awesome as hell. I pretty much always hate product placement but this really stands out as :3:



There's a quest where your stoic party member becomes obsessed with Cup Noodles and wants to make the Ultimate Cup Noodle, so you have to go kill a Behemoth and mix in its meat to a cup to make an Ultimate Cup Noodle dish at camp

Later in the game, your cook can't make you food, so the cooking falls to this character. You can make a depressing can of cold beans... or Ultimate Cup Noodle if you did that quest :haw:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

thecluckmeme posted:

There's a quest where your stoic party member becomes obsessed with Cup Noodles and wants to make the Ultimate Cup Noodle, so you have to go kill a Behemoth and mix in its meat to a cup to make an Ultimate Cup Noodle dish at camp

Later in the game, your cook can't make you food, so the cooking falls to this character. You can make a depressing can of cold beans... or Ultimate Cup Noodle if you did that quest :haw:

Haha goddamn. My friend just texted that you pick your favorite ingredient, and his was shrimp, so he had to kill a giant shrimp.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Thin Privilege posted:

Haha goddamn. My friend just texted that you pick your favorite ingredient, and his was shrimp, so he had to kill a giant shrimp.

Hahahaha apparently if you pick egg, you have to climb a drat mountain to fight a Zu for its eggs

This game still manages to have so much charm :allears:

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor

J.A.B.C. posted:

The Rocket Punch.

The absolute best weapon in the entire game. Seriously, once I develop it, I pretty much shitcan the rest of my weapons because of how good it is. The Flying Knuckle Sandwich can take out entire outposts filled with snipers and heavy units in a single go!

The best part is if you fire it during slow motion segments if you get spotted, the look of confused horror on an enemy soldier's face as a rocket-propelled fist hurdles towards his dick is priceless.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

pulp rag posted:

The absolute best weapon in the entire game. Seriously, once I develop it, I pretty much shitcan the rest of my weapons because of how good it is. The Flying Knuckle Sandwich can take out entire outposts filled with snipers and heavy units in a single go!

The best part is if you fire it during slow motion segments if you get spotted, the look of confused horror on an enemy soldier's face as a rocket-propelled fist hurdles towards his dick is priceless.

You can also use it to completely skip the stupid fights with Eli and just punch him in the face without bothering.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Action Tortoise posted:

Locke is pretty goofy early on, with the treasure hunter running joke and the stormtrooper bit.

Squall is also a massive goon.
Its almost a running joke through the game in how he desperately wants to show affection yet absolutely does not have the first idea how.

When he saves rinoa (the love interest) from certain space doom his first reaction to her trying to fawn over him is to just stand there, she then explicitly asks for a hug, and he continues standing there.

His inner monologue amounts to "JESUS HOLY gently caress I LOVE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IT"

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 01:54 on Jan 8, 2017

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Cleretic posted:

Rydia...is pretty boring

You best check yourself.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Squall is also a massive goon.
Its almost a running joke through the game in how he desperately wants to show affection yet absolutely does not have the first idea how.

When he saves rinoa (the love interest) from certain space doom his first reaction to her trying to fawn over him is to just stand there, she then explicitly asks for a hug, and he continues standing there.

His inner monologue amounts to "JESUS HOLY gently caress I LOVE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IT"

He's a pretty believably 17 protagonist. I like the part where they're going on some stupid mission (I think the one to assassinate the witch?) and his internal monologue just has him ignoring all the important mission dialogue then he just shouts something stupid mid-thought and runs away leaving everyone really confused.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Nuebot posted:

He's a pretty believably 17 protagonist. I like the part where they're going on some stupid mission (I think the one to assassinate the witch?) and his internal monologue just has him ignoring all the important mission dialogue then he just shouts something stupid mid-thought and runs away leaving everyone really confused.

The one thing I did like about 8 was that even though it followed the JRPG convention of making its protagonists stupidly young, it gave a storyline reason and didn't make them inexplicably combat veterans in their teens and also did a decent job at showing their immaturity.

XV did the same thing and actually gave it's supporting characters reasonable ages. I was pleasantly surprised to find out Cor was 42 and not like 30 and that Aranea was 30 and not early 20s. This is coming from a series which depicted 32-year-old Cid Highwind as a crotchety old man.

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Nuebot posted:

He's a pretty believably 17 protagonist. I like the part where they're going on some stupid mission (I think the one to assassinate the witch?) and his internal monologue just has him ignoring all the important mission dialogue then he just shouts something stupid mid-thought and runs away leaving everyone really confused.

I think that's when they heard Seifer was executed. He's horrified about everyone talking past tense about Seifer and then freaks out after wondering how people would talk about him, suddenly exclaiming something like "don't you fuckers talk about me like I'm gone!" Before storming out.
It was a pretty funny moment.

I absolutely adore Noctis' disaffected attitude and how tired everyone else is of his poo poo most of the time but has no choice but to keep kicking him in the rear end.

Sad lions has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Jan 8, 2017

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
I honestly think Squall gets off worse from the 'Kingdom Hearts-ification' of the characters it uses than Cloud does. Cloud was at least kind of a tool at all points, and you are meant to think he's the total tryhard we see him as, it's just lost that the game is in on that joke and that he gets better. Non-FFVIII Squall is just a totally different character that doesn't reflect who he was in his origin game at all.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

On goofy FF characters: Firion (II) had that one moment where he fell for the Lamia? :shrug:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Guy speak beaver.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Cleretic posted:

I honestly think Squall gets off worse from the 'Kingdom Hearts-ification' of the characters it uses than Cloud does. Cloud was at least kind of a tool at all points, and you are meant to think he's the total tryhard we see him as, it's just lost that the game is in on that joke and that he gets better. Non-FFVIII Squall is just a totally different character that doesn't reflect who he was in his origin game at all.

Apparently Squall in Kingdom Hearts was supposed to be post FFVII-Cloud after he got over his insecurities.

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Thin Privilege posted:

I vividly remember asking the MGSV thread if I could do "BOX BOX BOX". I was SO loving EXCITED when People told me I could. Designing my emblem of 2 "box" words and a cardboard box. Box forever.

3 posted:

From "BOX", two phantoms were born...

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Sad lions posted:

I think that's when they heard Seifer was executed. He's horrified about everyone talking past tense about Seifer and then freaks out after wondering how people would talk about him, suddenly exclaiming something like "don't you fuckers talk about me in the like I'm gone!" Before storming out.
It was a pretty funny moment.

The best part of that scene is that IIRC Squall starts feeling super embarrassed and thinking like 'why the hell did i do that' immediately after leaving the room

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


pulp rag posted:

The absolute best weapon in the entire game. Seriously, once I develop it, I pretty much shitcan the rest of my weapons because of how good it is. The Flying Knuckle Sandwich can take out entire outposts filled with snipers and heavy units in a single go!

The best part is if you fire it during slow motion segments if you get spotted, the look of confused horror on an enemy soldier's face as a rocket-propelled fist hurdles towards his dick is priceless.

Sadly, this is true. I wish more of the arm weapons had more utility, but the Stun Arm takes a bunch of setup for its ultimate charge and the Hand of Jehuty's range cripples its use. Rocket Punch will coast you through the endgame, though. Especially when getting S rank Soldiers and taking out heavy infantry squads.

Also, I've used it to knock on tanks to turn their turrets long enough to fulton them out.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

J.A.B.C. posted:

Sadly, this is true. I wish more of the arm weapons had more utility, but the Stun Arm takes a bunch of setup for its ultimate charge and the Hand of Jehuty's range cripples its use. Rocket Punch will coast you through the endgame, though. Especially when getting S rank Soldiers and taking out heavy infantry squads.

Also, I've used it to knock on tanks to turn their turrets long enough to fulton them out.

Hand of Jehuty is cool but it's pretty much just a novelty. The only two arms really worth using are the rocket arm and the blast arm. Blast arm is rocket arm, but lethal.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Im about 15 hours in and I don't have the rocket arm yet.
Bullshit game for idiots.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
I like knocking out all the guards in a small outpost with one rocket punch.

Frosty Mossman
Feb 17, 2011

"I Guess Somebody Fixed All the Problems" -- Confused Citizen

3 posted:

Thin Privilege posted:

I vividly remember asking the MGSV thread if I could do "BOX BOX BOX". I was SO loving EXCITED when People told me I could. Designing my emblem of 2 "box" words and a cardboard box. Box forever.

3 posted:

From "BOX", two phantoms were born...


And the other one:

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I don't have the screenshots right now but my last emblems were:
"SPECIAL BOY"
"LAUGHING TORTOISE"
"NAKED MASTER"
"X-RAYRAY"

drat Ray Ray, he was too beautiful for this world.

Strife
Apr 20, 2001

What the hell are YOU?
It was definitely one of the best parts of the game.



Also I love how your custom patch made its way into cutscenes.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Do you eventually get the ability to add more than one object to the emblems?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Inzombiac posted:

I don't have the screenshots right now but my last emblems were:
"SPECIAL BOY"
"LAUGHING TORTOISE"
"NAKED MASTER"
"X-RAYRAY"

drat Ray Ray, he was too beautiful for this world.

I also used special boy on a pink heart.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

I'm a little disappointed it's not Hot Cops.

El Diablo Bob O
Sep 3, 2011

Hay nada mas,
Oh si' my way!

Strife posted:


Also I love how your custom patch made its way into cutscenes.



Aww, yiss!



Emblems, man.

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~
I was always partial to HOT PAPA and MIC SNATCHER myself.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Currently rocking OCTOPUS RIOT with an appropriately all-pink colour scheme. Gradually picking up more parts, though, so I feel like I'm gonna have to change it up.

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Every time I Fultoned a soldier, I told them to relax because they were going to FAT CAMP to lose a few pounds. Goddamn I love that emblem maker.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


I'm 12 years old

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Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Killed By Death posted:

I'm 12 years old


As is its creator at times.

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