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Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

quote:

Due to Guido's adoption requirements we will only accept local apps for him at this time.

Dreams. Crushed.

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pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

1000 seems like plenty as long as they have some sort of yard and get exercise daily
It's more like 300 square feet when you remove the basement and other areas that aren't really accessible to big dogs. At least not to a certain big dog with bad knees who will get himself stuck somewhere if he has access to them. So probably a bad idea. He's such a handsome boy though.
:kimchi:

I got a smoked pig kneecap at Menards today and gave it to Beauty when I got home. As a result I got no evening cuddles, and she is sitting on the opposite side of the room looking suspiciously at me while she gnaws on it. If anyone approaches her she will pick it up and scurry off to another corner.

Actually "suspicious" may be one of her primary emotions. One time she freaked out because there was a new political sign along our walking route.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Sarah posted:

Dreams. Crushed.

Same. I have a female blue heeled/chow mix that really only likes big, dumb males who don't care about who is in charge. He looks perfect! And how great would he look chasing my mothers Great Pyrenees?! So great.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH60-R8MOKo
Motordoggo

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Beauty says, "Good morning. Please admire my epic underbite."

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO58DpjgQHL/

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

http://i.imgur.com/tOOa6BC.mp4

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Someone hates winter

Zoodpipe
Jun 24, 2004

This is an important call. So, shut the fuck up.
Fallen Rib

PenisMonkey posted:

Someone hates winter





Same

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yo I need a Xanax and a hug

My shadow was behind me and the garage door (pull up kind) slammed behind me in slow motion--no lights-- and for a split second I freaked the gently caress out and felt that pain. I'm still wound up.

He cowered immediately and his tail is still kind of between his legs. Probably gonna fear garage doors for a while. He limped for a second, not sure if it hit him, but that was it.





Think we best socialize and get some snacks

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Give that dog some French fries and all the pets. Poor guy. :(

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I'm sick, please post doggos to make me feel better



http://i.imgur.com/4dWPSae.gifv

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm sick, please post doggos to make me feel better



http://i.imgur.com/4dWPSae.gifv



I hit Monty in the face with a snowball and he was miffed.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I also only let Monty chew rawhides for small bits at a time. Gave him one today and took it from him an hour later.

Turns out he chewed a piece of it off and hid it under the couch and he is chewing on it now.

I was outsmarted by my dog. He earned it and I am going to let him finish.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM2QZKnNM0I


Sorry if the video aspect ratio of w/e is hosed up but idk how to properly do slo-mo videos.

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.

TBeats posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM2QZKnNM0I


Sorry if the video aspect ratio of w/e is hosed up but idk how to properly do slo-mo videos.

Did he eat it?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/817633727480270848

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Wise Fwom Yo Gwave fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Jan 8, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Sarah posted:

Did he eat it?

It disintegrates in his mouth and he is all :confused: about where it went

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

TBeats posted:

It disintegrates in his mouth and he is all :confused: about where it went

Reminds me of that raccoon washing his candy floss and getting depressed.

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012



Campbell :buddy:

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp
Big dog and little dog waiting not very patiently for treats (sorry for crappy lighting/angle). You can see where he just got brushed (front half) and the places that aren't brushed yet because he got tired of standing up (back half, giant tufts of fur sticking out randomly).




Later on, Davey got too close while Beauty was on my lap, and she bared her teeth and growled at him. He ducked his head and turned away and then kept giving me sad eyes, because he's a big softie and he just wants to be friends with her.

Also, she found a spot in the snow where he'd peed. She stuck her entire head into the hole it had made. :3:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

pookel posted:

I tried to convince my boyfriend that Davey would be a great dog buddy for him, but he seems to think that a 10x10 living room in a 1000-square-foot house is too small for two giant breed dogs.

For the most part, giant doggos are incredibly mellow. My Great Dane goes for a walk, then spends twenty hours dozing on her orthopedic dog bed. Two hours are spent mooching, the other two hours are spent eating and hoping to eat more.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Writer Cath posted:

For the most part, giant doggos are incredibly mellow. My Great Dane goes for a walk, then spends twenty hours dozing on her orthopedic dog bed. Two hours are spent mooching, the other two hours are spent eating and hoping to eat more.
Davey is really mellow too, yeah .... but apparently he spent his first couple of years as a giant bouncy puppy. He wanted to be a lapdog too, poor dude.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
http://imgur.com/gallery/p5ike

echomadman
Aug 24, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-WtsBBazJ/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Don't forget Battlepug!
http://battlepug.com/comic/first

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I'm sick, please post doggos to make me feel better



http://i.imgur.com/4dWPSae.gifv

"For once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the Earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NvBGb5lf78

Pikehead
Dec 3, 2006

Looking for WMDs, PM if you have A+ grade stuff
Fun Shoe
Smart pupper lets everyone else do the work to give him pettes

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Pikehead posted:

Smart pupper lets everyone else do the work to give him pettes

The Dudest Doge

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Pikehead posted:

Smart pupper lets everyone else do the work to give him pettes

This loving dog owns

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Pikehead posted:

Smart pupper lets everyone else do the work to give him pettes

This dog is my spirit animal.

Don't tell Monty though.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


I got 50 bucks on meat grinder Mickey.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Pikehead posted:

Smart pupper lets everyone else do the work to give him pettes
The most lab lab.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://i.imgur.com/k4gMwSi.gifv

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

-edit wtf beaten

Some dude at the beach was taking professional pics last night and is uploading them today can't wait to see

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Jan 9, 2017

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://i.imgur.com/JmgHOvc.gifv

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