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Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Chromatic posted:

oh jeez

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/01/09/phil-simms-may-have-ripped-a-nasty-wet-fart-on-jim-nantz-during-steelers-dolphins-game-video/

hahahahaha

# ? Jan 10, 2017 02:55

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Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

I can't believe the titans are about to beat the Patriots in the game of the decade

# ? Jan 10, 2017 03:08

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

Infidel Castro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMoi-nDd6cQ&t=267s

# ? Jan 10, 2017 03:23

testtubebaby: Apr 7, 2008; Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.

Chromatic posted:

oh jeez

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/01/09/phil-simms-may-have-ripped-a-nasty-wet-fart-on-jim-nantz-during-steelers-dolphins-game-video/

I remember thinking this was bizarre when I was watching live... wet fart is definitely what happened.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 03:30

Blarfk: Dec 26, 2003

https://twitter.com/Steelersdepot/status/818608835778596864

Is there a deadline to when teams can sign coaches? Because if not get that beautiful blonde bastard in right this second.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 03:54

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

He'll probably have a better offer from Carolina.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 04:02

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

loving hell what a depressing week of football.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 04:10

The Little Kielbasa: Mar 29, 2001; and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Greg Lloyd was sooooo much better than Greene. Though his coaching would probably amount to "be stronger and faster than everybody on the other team," so I guess I'd be OK with KG.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 04:53

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Greg Lloyd was sooooo much better than Greene.

Ehhhh... Maybe as a run stuffer? You have exactly zero argument when it comes to rushing the passer.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 04:59

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N: The Republican Party of Gerogia's party logo is the Houston Texans logo with a Geordi La Forge headset

V: :eyepop:

# ? Jan 10, 2017 05:36

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Chromatic posted:

oh jeez

http://www.totalprosports.com/2017/01/09/phil-simms-may-have-ripped-a-nasty-wet-fart-on-jim-nantz-during-steelers-dolphins-game-video/

Video posted by Craig Gass

lol

# ? Jan 10, 2017 05:45

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

all-Rush mixtape posted:

N: The Republican Party of Gerogia's party logo is the Houston Texans logo with a Geordi La Forge headset

V:

The other georgia, for those of you who don't click.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 05:47

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

all-Rush mixtape posted:

N: The Republican Party of Gerogia's party logo is the Houston Texans logo with a Geordi La Forge headset

V:

That's pretty great

# ? Jan 10, 2017 06:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

# ? Jan 10, 2017 16:50

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Kalli posted:

how is it that they haven't figured out what questions to ask him to get good answers?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:08

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ehud posted:

how is it that they haven't figured out what questions to ask him to get good answers?

Hey Bill, could you talk about the long snapper of the 1981 Colts? Thanks, and god bless.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:13

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Hey Bill, Shane Lechler has managed to remain one of the best punters in the league despite his advancing age. Can you explain what techniques you see that allow him to kick so deeply while maintaining good angles and hangtime?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:32

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Bill, do you believe Bazghal the many tongued is a stronger cypher of the great black beyond than Az'qual'dun

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:43

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
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Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Bill, do you prefer your hamburgers and sandwiches without sauces because how they tend to make the bread soggy?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:44

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Bill, do you believe Bazghal the many tongued is a stronger cypher of the great black beyond than Az'qual'dun

"We're on to Innsmouth."

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:45

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Bill, what are your thoughts on the ketogenic diet?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:46

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

sean10mm posted:

"We're on to Innsmouth."

lol

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:48

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

sean10mm posted:

"We're on to Innsmouth."

Nice

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:50

Shes Not Impressed: Apr 25, 2004

Bill what are your thoughts on Milkshake Monday's at Baby's?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:53

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Bill was Ryan Gosling's performance in the film Drive overrated?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:56

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Bill would you agree that the thoughts conveyed in Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech is the exact reason Donald Trump got elected?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 17:57

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

Bill was Ryan Gosling's performance in the film Drive overrated?

Be careful, Intruder, you are heading down a very precarious path...

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:01

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

I forwarded your questions to BB, here are his answers:

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Bill would you agree that the thoughts conveyed in Meryl Streep's Golden Globes speech is the exact reason Donald Trump got elected?

Houston

Intruder posted:

Bill was Ryan Gosling's performance in the film Drive overrated?

Houston

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Bill what are your thoughts on Milkshake Monday's at Baby's?

Houston

go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

Bill, what are your thoughts on the ketogenic diet?

Houston

Porn on VHS posted:

Bill, do you prefer your hamburgers and sandwiches without sauces because how they tend to make the bread soggy?

Houston

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Bill, do you believe Bazghal the many tongued is a stronger cypher of the great black beyond than Az'qual'dun

Houston

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:09

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Bill, who is your favorite Whitney?

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:16

a sexual elk: May 16, 2007

fishing with the fam posted:

Bill, who is your favorite Whitney?

Mount

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:27

Burginator: Sep 10, 2007; Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.

Intruder posted:

Bill was Ryan Gosling's performance in the film Drive overrated?

absolutely the gently caress not

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:32

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Being Mixed Helps me Connect

quote:

FRISCO, Texas � At the end of the locker room at the palatial facility of the Dallas Cowboys sits a room with a hidden set of cubicles.

Teammate Cole Beasley strolls by, on his way to the shower.

�Whassup, Pops?� Dak Prescott calls out.

Beasley nods in stride, and then disappears behind a wall.

Prescott lounges on the padded leather seat of an unassigned locker. It�s Thursday of Week 17. One of the most prolific regular seasons for a rookie in NFL history will soon be his, and Prescott is reflecting on how he took control of the most valuable sports franchise in the world.

The clearest example comes in the form of another unexpected visitor, different from Beasley in one obvious way.

�Come on, bruh,� says practice squad tight end Rico Gathers. �You can�t just come back here and take my other locker.�

�What?� Prescott replies. �You got your stuff back here, too?�

Gathers, sliding open a drawer to uncover body wash, lotions, and other toiletries stashed away from teammates, says: �This is my s--- right here.�

Beasley is a 27-year-old white receiver from Houston. Gathers is 24 and from LaPlace, La., but black. The gift Prescott has is the ability to bond with both.

�I grew up in Haughton, Louisiana,� Prescott tells USA TODAY Sports. �I go to my white grandparents� house, and then I cross the railroad tracks and hang out with my black grandma. We have English teachers on my white side. My grandpa is a principal. And then you go to the other side and people have been in jail.

�I was put in all those different situations. I�ve been in situations where I was the only black guy. We�re in a time now where nobody wants to see that. But it still happens. Depending on where you come from, it happens. To be able to wipe that clean and see and live both sides, it�s just who I am. Being mixed allows me to connect with everyone.�

NFL locker rooms are fragile. They�re almost like organisms. They have their structure, their hierarchy, and sometimes � if disrupted a certain way � they crumble. That�s what makes Prescott�s rise remarkable. When he arrived, there was a well-paid, well-liked player. A favorite of the team�s owner, too.
....

Somehow not the opening to an erotic Chuck Tingle novel..

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:53

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Oh you poor innocent child.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:54

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Judge rules Hernandez's gun tattoos are allowed to be admitted as evidence, but two witnesses will not be allowed to identify him.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 18:57

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

Being Mixed Helps me Connect

Pretty sure I've seen a much better version of this about Obama.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/01/my-president-was-black/508793/

And it's Ta-Nehisi Coates so it's well written. Either way it's interesting that the same reasoning runs through both. Being raised by both black and white families allows them to connect with both sides and straddle the race divide. For Obama the Hawaii upbringing adds another element.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:16

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

Being Mixed Helps me Connect

Somehow not the opening to an erotic Chuck Tingle novel..

Irrespective of this post, my Mexican in-laws were cheering for Mark Sanchez to do better in week 17 because they wanted a Mexican quarterback to succeed in the NFL. Poor Antonio Ramiro Romo.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Pretty sure I've seen a much better version of this about Obama.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/01/my-president-was-black/508793/

And it's Ta-Nehisi Coates so it's well written. Either way it's interesting that the same reasoning runs through both. Being raised by both black and white families allows them to connect with both sides and straddle the race divide. For Obama the Hawaii upbringing adds another element.

Most mixed race people I know feel rejected by both sides of their heritage. I guess it's cool that Dak and Barry feel differently, but I wonder how much of this is both sides laying claim to an already successful individual. (I'm haven't read the articles yet, so if the writers covered that then forgive me!)

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Jan 10, 2017

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:18

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

I am white and my family is mostly garbage human beings thanks for reading

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:21

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

I am white and my family is mostly garbage human beings thanks for reading

Your post is redundant

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:21

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chichevache posted:

Irrespective of this post, my Mexican in-laws were cheering for Mark Sanchez to do better in week 17 because they wanted a Mexican quarterback to succeed in the NFL. Poor Antonio Ramiro Romo.

Good god.

Like, imagine if the hope of all white people lay with Brock Osweiler.

# ? Jan 10, 2017 19:27

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Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Chichevache posted:

Most mixed race people I know feel rejected by both sides of their heritage. I guess it's cool that Dak and Barry feel differently, but I wonder how much of this is both sides laying claim to an already successful individual. (I'm haven't read the articles yet, so if the writers covered that then forgive me!)

Yea that's an interesting point. Coates definitely touches on that but I don't think he does a deep dive.

Ehud posted:

I am white and my family is mostly garbage human beings thanks for reading

Yup, same here. I could also just say my family has been in America since the Virginia colony and have lived almost exclusively in the Appalachians and now Florida. That also gets the point across.

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