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Beet Wagon posted:I'm just waiting for the wood table to be replaced with a tiled image of a Krispy Kreme box lmao The wood table was sourced from a Lumberyard.
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Sabreseven posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dng7fu4ks0o I actually felt bad I completely missed that one.
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XK posted:Apparently MS has killed Scalebound, which was an anticipated exclusive, because it was missing deadlines or performance targets or something. Probably six or so years ago when Chris Roberts tried to shill it to major publishers and they laughed at him so hard he had to go prey on the weepy and depressed of Kickstarter. Imagine that they probably said "This is an ambitious title for an unskilled team you don't have yet." back when it was without even its first stretch goal. Now though, it's basically "Oh, everything in the Matrix except it's also all over the whole universe!" and naturally people think 'that sounds doable! Because nobody ever had this idea before!' except for every middle school kid ever. Fortunately though most of them grow up. Others though.. well they still play space ships with their hands and pretend they can do everything so long as their idea is really good, dreaming of someday working on games as an 'ideas guy/girl'. Unfortunately for CIG, Chris Roberts is the middle school kid who never grew up, and has blown millions of dollars. But a least he gave himself back pay and a hefty salary fit for a Saudi Arabian oil tycoons right hand CEO. Good job, guys! Mission accomplished! 
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tooterfish posted:Haha. That's a funny font, it looks like it's spelled cult.. see you last tuesday
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ManofManyAliases posted:Please tell me from which financial statement or document you obtained that info. Please tell me from which financial statement or document you obtained that can refute this information.
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MeLKoR posted:
Is this guy talking about what Elite did back 20 years ago in Frontiers? Or what NMS or Elite Dangerous did more recently, or other real games? Or does he mean the faked video CIG released to pretend to have progress in programming when their only real progress is they had artists make a cutscene? Because it's all funny because CIG hasn't got the talent that Frontier did 20 years ago. Or whenever it was. Probably longer. Just because companies that actually have capable people can do something, and Chris comes in and says, "Er.. uh.. us too! Only better-er!" doesn't actually mean that they have it, can do it, or even have an inkling of an idea on how to do it. It's constant and endless me-too with absolute zero follow up. Someday some smart backer will realize that maybe. 
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The Titanic posted:Probably six or so years ago when Chris Roberts tried to shill it to major publishers and they laughed at him so hard he had to go prey on the weepy and depressed of Kickstarter. The back pay thing gets me everytime
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holy poo poo Hobo guy actually said this  <- I would love imbed this, but I don't know how to make brackets on my mac =/I'll help you, friend! 
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:holy poo poo Hobo guy actually said this Doesn't it copy them to clipboard when you click on the bbcode link?
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I archered the paper for my no smarties sign from the same company CIG archered the fake sandi stock photo from 
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So what's the job market doing.... Squadron 42 and Star Citizen 3.0 in 2017 - -certainly seems possible. Animation Seniors - 2 Senior Animators needed in Frankfurt and Manchester Art Leads - 1 Lead Environment Artist needed in Manchester - 1 Lead Character Artist needed in Manchester - 1 Lead Vehicle Artist needed in Manchester Seniors - 2 Senior Environment Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester - 1 Senior Props Artist needed in Manchester Basic - 2 VFX Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester - 2 Environment Artists needed in Frankfurt and Manchester - 1 Props Artist needed in Manchester - 1 Technical Artist - 1 Lighting Artist - 1 Concept Artist - 1 3D Vehicle Artist - 1 Graphic Designer Audio Seniors: - 1 Senior Sound Designer needed in Manchester Design Seniors: - 2 Senior Level Designer needed in Manchester and Frankfurt - 1 Senior Systems Designer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Senior Cinematic Artist/Designer needed in Frankfurt Basic: - 1 Level Designer needed in Manchester Engineering Leads: - 1 Lead Build Engineer / Manager needed in Frankfurt Seniors: - 1 Senior Tools Programmer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Senior Engine Programmer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Senior Game/Animation Programmer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Senior Game/AI Programmer needed in Frankfurt - 2 Senior Graphics Programmer needed in Frankfurt and Manchester - 1 Senior Game Programmer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Senior Gameplay Engineer needed in Los Angeles - 1 Senior Server Engineer needed in Austin Basics: - 1 Build Engineer needed in Frankfurt - 1 Gameplay Engineer needed in Los Angeles - 1 Tools Engineer needed in Los Angeles - 1 Dev Ops Engineer needed in Austin - 1 UI Programmer needed in Manchester - 1 Gameplay Programmer needed in Manchester - 1 Animation Programmer needed in Manchester - 1 Tools Programmer needed in Manchester - 1 Network Programmer needed in Manchester Marketing Leads: - 1 Lead Graphic Artist needed in LA Basics: - 1 Marketing Gameplay Capture Artist needed in LA - 1 Graphic Designer needed in LA - 1 Copywriter needed in LA - 1 Cinematographer needed in Manchester QA Senior: - 1 Senior QA Tester needed in Frankfurt Basic: - 2 Quality Assurance Tester needed in Frankfurt and Manchester Support Basic: - 1 IT System Admin needed in LA - 1 Receptionist needed in Manchester - 1 Junior Finance Assistant needed in Manchester UI Basic: - 1 UI Programmer needed in Manchester - 1 Graphic Designer needed in Manchester
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ewe2 posted:
I think that is one my favorite parts of this image. Pusher's cardboard cut stuck in the garbage bin after Archergate happened.
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Mounted on the 2016 Turner prize nominee sculpture of an arse for added goatse. Edit; Googling "Turner prize" brings up some hilarious stuff.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Doesn't it copy them to clipboard when you click on the bbcode link? yes, no.. maybe? actually I have this mac for over 4 years, and still haven't got a clue how to use this poo poo. e : thanks beet.
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ewe2 posted:
Lmao  I see it has now been given the official 'goon sc thread' watermark of copywrite
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This will go down as most viewed photo in the National Archives...edging out Nixon/Elvis.
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Sabreseven posted:Lmao ya, I just updated it again. Sorry to the shoppers, I wasn't happy with the transparency.
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ewe2 posted:ya, I just updated it again. Sorry to the shoppers, I wasn't happy with the transparency. I reckon there's a point where we should look back at the grand work and go "That's enough" We will most likely never reach that point
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Madcosby posted:lol someone said something negative about derek smart on twitter Don't say the r word you non-capitalizing cro magnon
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ewe2 posted:
LMAO I had a terrible 15 hour work day and I am mentally exhausted, but this Goon remastered pic just saved the day, great work lads
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ManofManyAliases posted:Please tell me from which financial statement or document you obtained that info. Your mum.
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For history, to show "progress" and reference : 
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Sabreseven posted:
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:pretty sure this is a fake. It's just a mock up using mannequins and cardboard designed to enhance goon artistry
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There is no better rush than creative collaboration, thanks Goons Happiest I've been in months.
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gently caress!! He found us, hide your copywritten material, he is relentless!!
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Thoatse posted:Archer'd 
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So - True story: I got early access to Escape from Tarkov (an FPS in alpha) and started playing with some people. Two things: 1: Its a Real Playable Game and its lots of fun even if it is still in alpha and a little buggy, but the main mechanics of the game are there and solid. Very solid. 2: Two of the peeps I was playing with are Star Shitizens. It was awkward - in the end I didn't want to get all evangelical and full Goon on them so I just said that I had got a refund and got out and that I didn't think the game would ever be released as promised. It's interesting to me that outside of SA and the CIG cultist bubble that there are people who are utterly unaware that this game is a train wreck. They still think Crobbles will produce the goods. I suspect that there are a lot of citizens who are like this, and it goes (to my mind at least) some way to explaining why CIG are still generating money. Despite the noise from SA, Dereck and pissed off ex-cultists there are still a hell of a lot of people who are assuming that the game will be made, released and good.  edit: taxxe 
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