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Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Apparently some people on 4chan sent a fake article to the CIA which leaked it to Buzzfeed and now every major media news outlet is picking up the story.

Wikileaks has officially said that the document is not a real thing and as more statements come out it seems that the article is indeed fake.

The hilarious part is that the document is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors, which is something that a basic spell checker should have caught.

Like Hulk Hogan before him, Donald Trump is about to lay the smack down on a garbage clickbait site

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5NLmpP-Lc

Pawl fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Jan 11, 2017

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Yeah but nobody cares because it's funny as hell

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Welcome to 2017: PissGate.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the article is real and trump likes the pee pee

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
4chan is.... good?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

hmm... looks real. time to publish. it.

e: nvm that wasn't in the document, this is 100% real, trump actually loves women peeing on him.

Arrhythmia fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 13, 2017

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i watched anime with trump and the prostitues, can confirm

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

JakeP posted:

i watched anime with trump and the prostitues, can confirm

hell, i was one of the prostitutes.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Donald trump will make anime real

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was the anime

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

4chan is full of poo poo and are desperately trying to get ahead of the story in order to control the narrative so they can later post smug pepes about salvaging his presidency.

In the meantime the POTUS-elect is getting cyberbullied about his piss fetish on twitter and highly paid GOP strategists are trying to figure out how to address a scandal made out of hookers and treason.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
dear buzzfeed, i heard that trump likes to rub his taint and then sniff his hand before kissing putin!!!

*nukes launch next day*

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
I was the hentai VHS

LazyDivey
Jun 18, 2004

Orange crush momma is a laugh laugh laugh.


Pawl posted:

Apparently some people on 4chan sent a fake article to the CIA which leaked it to Buzzfeed and now every major media news outlet is picking up the story.

Wikileaks has officially said that the document is not a real thing and as more statements come out it seems that the article is indeed fake.

The hilarious part is that the document is riddled with spelling and grammatical errors, which is something that a basic spell checker should have caught.

Like Hulk Hogan before him, Donald Trump is about to lay the smack down on a garbage clickbait site

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/818990655418617856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE5NLmpP-Lc

How about no. I would take the word of Intelligence agencies, Carl Bernstein and even McCain over 4chan morons.

Also the info came from a MI6 agent.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Vernii posted:

4chan is full of poo poo and are desperately trying to get ahead of the story in order to control the narrative so they can later post smug pepes about salvaging his presidency.

In the meantime the POTUS-elect is getting cyberbullied about his piss fetish on twitter and highly paid GOP strategists are trying to figure out how to address a scandal made out of hookers and treason.

what a time to be alive

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Trump just changed the presidential seal to an image of pepe!

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

OMGVBFLOL posted:

what a time to be alive

we are watching history being made.

Bobmuffins
Oct 10, 2016

so either we live in a world where the CIA can be successfully trolled, or we live in a world where the soon-to-be-president paid hookers to piss on a bed obama slept in

either way, i can't stop laughing

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i know that this is almost certainly all fake, but i want


to be true so badly

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

:lol:

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

It's honestly pretty funny watching 4chan coming up with increasingly complicated explanations for how they're totally responsible for this, really guys, all of which have ignored the fact that the report originates with a British spook who the CIA trusts to begin with.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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4chan sure has owned everyone by convincing the public that their favorite politician has a diaper piss fetish

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a gallon of piss into my mouth

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
The CIA just decided that this 35 page document from /pol/ is 100% real and authentic and true about Trump because thats what happens.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
also

Fojar38 posted:

4chan sure has owned everyone by convincing the public that their favorite politician has a diaper piss fetish

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ScrubLeague posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a gallon of piss into my mouth

I'd vote for you.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I would be the second least qualified president ever

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



ScrubLeague posted:

Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a 120 days of Sodom into my vcr, I do the hand moves etc etc

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Jesus Christ /pol/ is already going 'ANOTHER EXCELLENT STING OP, BY US, POL, THE GREATEST POLITICAL PUPPETEERS.' This is a high level self-own.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Buzzfeed told me that Hillary had a 95% chance of winning and the CIA told me the Russians did EVERYTHING! So this story is totally real. This time we have truly stumped the Trump! Now we just need a celebrity video with a white background and we got him for sure!

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost


There are no list items in the report numbered higher than 6. And they didn't even use the same font. Sloppy.

Also the highlighting is much too neat compared to the actual document.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
is no one going to ask why the cia is leaking information about the president-elect to loving buzzfeed?

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

LordArgh posted:

is no one going to ask why the cia is leaking information about the president-elect to loving buzzfeed?

i dont necessarily think a CIA director was like 'lets get this to buzzfeed, stat!'

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Fojar38 posted:

4chan sure has owned everyone by convincing the public that their favorite politician has a diaper piss fetish

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Prorat posted:

Buzzfeed told me that Hillary had a 95% chance of winning and the CIA told me the Russians did EVERYTHING! So this story is totally real. This time we have truly stumped the Trump! Now we just need a celebrity video with a white background and we got him for sure!

you better defend our pissbaby POTUS in every thread cause if you dont... WHO WILL?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Would anyone care for some popcorn?


Fojar38 posted:

4chan sure has owned everyone by convincing the public that their favorite politician has a diaper piss fetish

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LordArgh posted:

is no one going to ask why the cia is leaking information about the president-elect to loving buzzfeed?

yeah, something is up at the highest levels and it's really loving strange

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