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Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
did anyone post 404: game not found on page 404

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Have you guys really taken at best a lateral step from obsessively stalking internet people for the wrong game opinions to post pedophile fiction? Not that im surprised, this the subforum that had a mod who doxxed someone, and after countless denying that noone doxxes here, some guy went ahead and did it again.
What im trying to say is, stop doing all those mentally ill things.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe
Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/eqnozuu9bvnlao6/How%20it%20Works%20-%20Star%20Citizen.pdf?dl=1

Galarox fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jan 15, 2017

Atreiden
May 4, 2008

ManofManyAliases posted:

Three years of Derek and gang complaining. Not one agency chose to do anything about it. Every single refund was approved by CIG (ultimately) and never once was it mandated or ordered by anyone outside of CIG. Oh well.

You're like a treasure trove of stupidity, every time I think you are empty, a new gem turns up. :allears:

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

ArfJason posted:

Have you guys really taken at best a lateral step from obsessively stalking internet people for the wrong game opinions to post pedophile fiction? Not that im surprised, this the subforum that had a mod who doxxed someone, and after countless denying that noone doxxes here, some guy went ahead and did it again.
What im trying to say is, stop doing all those mentally ill things.

You're not wrong but you're trying to herd a bunch of cats with a sheepdog.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

:five::five::five:

(and not just because I helped)

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

CIG Heavy Industries. LOL

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

I would buy this in hardcover, no joke

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

ArfJason posted:

Have you guys really taken at best a lateral step from obsessively stalking internet people for the wrong game opinions to post pedophile fiction? Not that im surprised, this the subforum that had a mod who doxxed someone, and after countless denying that noone doxxes here, some guy went ahead and did it again.
What im trying to say is, stop doing all those mentally ill things.



ManofManyAliases posted:

And wait, and wait, and.... wait? We've been waiting since your BLOG man. C'mon already!

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

Holy poo poo dude. This is some really REALLY good work.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

:five::five::five::five:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

this is amazing :five:


When a bottleneck happens, a special team of CIG employees is brought in to clear the pipelines. This is a dangerous job and the men are very brave. They
often receive gifts like boxes of donuts
for their services.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Nice, but why is Money white?

Atreiden
May 4, 2008

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

God drat this is beautiful.

phosdex
Dec 16, 2005


can't figure out our schedule because a few people are on break is the new guy broke his wrists so we can't update


edit: if you were a project manager at cig would you add them to your resume? no because you'd never be hired again

phosdex fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jan 13, 2017

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

drat this is so good. :five: :five: :five: :five:

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

I couldn't help myself.
Shared this with my coworker's Star Citizen discord.


Now I wait.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
lmao these stupid idiots love reworks

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5nkzq0/updating_the_aurora_sandi_fb

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

hell yes

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1


:wow:

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

This is beyond sad. That someone(s) would take the time to make something like this when they could be out making the world a better place like volunteering their time for the community or spending it with loving family members and/or friends.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord


https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5ntd8v/why_this_announcements/

Looks like the 3.0 delay was posted in a German article

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

Absolutely effin' brilliant.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

Voted 5, then voted 1 so I could vote 5 again.

Also, I had the book the illustration on page 16 came from. It was a collection of magic tricks. I remember using some of them to do a show at my sister's birthday party one year. Can't remember for the life of me what the wavy hand picture was illustrating.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube


CIG/CR never PROMISED any hard release dates for anything as far as I can gather.

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Scruffpuff posted:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That did not happen. CIG did not "grow" into a fully fledged company - the company has never made a single product, was given millions of dollars up front for nothing more than an ill-defined promise, and proceeded to spend it on the trappings of success before they even made the first design document. They did not "grow" because they haven't done anything yet to earn the status of "350+ employees around the world." They just used their free cash to jump straight into it, earning themselves a massive cost overhead in exchange for learning how to make a game since none of them have any idea how it's done.

The company is burning money as fast as it's being donated. They have no plans for residual income once the game is released. If it's released.

CIG is not a game development company - they're a pay-per-view reality show. When the people stop paying to watch, it will go off the air.

Simply put, they don't have a revenue stream.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
Lol 3.0 after citcon

From roberts himself

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

Voted 5, then voted 1 so I could vote 5 again.

Also, I had the book the illustration on page 16 came from. It was a collection of magic tricks. I remember using some of them to do a show at my sister's birthday party one year. Can't remember for the life of me what the wavy hand picture was illustrating.

It was something to do with matchsticks. I shopped them out :)

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Galarox posted:

Ok everyone here is the book: How it works: Star Citizen. Clicky the link to download, it's a PDF



Link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jeakavbiwcd71rb/How%20it%20Works.pdf?dl=1

This, I like this.
I remember reading a little book about computers in elementary school in the 1970s. The picture reminds me of it and I wonder if it is the same.

Eldragon
Feb 22, 2003

OhDearGodNo posted:

Simply put, they don't have a revenue stream.

Oh they have a revenue stream, they just don't have a product stream.

I look forward to the day lethality or cymelion has a 3 page :reddit: post blaming goons for all of it.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Galarox posted:

It was something to do with matchsticks. I shopped them out :)

Oh yeah. It was poo poo. Didn't use it in my routine.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

We don't even know if the numbers at the end of the SQ42 video are even a date.

It's probably just a coincidence, "2016" could mean anything.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Beexoffel posted:

This, I like this.
I remember reading a little book about computers in elementary school in the 1970s. The picture reminds me of it and I wonder if it is the same.

It was. I changed it from How it works: "Computers" to "Star Citizen"

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

TheAgent posted:

Lol 3.0 after citcon

From roberts himself
Citcon is usually when? End of the year? If so, el-oh-el.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Propagandist posted:



that'll prolly get you by in most vanduul outskirts

depending on the dialect of course

lol just lol if ya'll aint using this wonderful gift given to us by CIG

e: hanging titty is 't', fat 3 is 'd', and hangin titty with no nipple is 'q'

This is an amazing female anatomy of literature!

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

TheAgent posted:

Lol 3.0 after citcon

From roberts himself

Interesting considering Todd Pappy pretty much confirmed a 2.7 patch in the pipeline.

If this is true, loving lol

https://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen/v/114492613?t=34m50s <-- Todd Pappy confirming a 2.7 patch

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

MeLKoR posted:

**tl;dr found myself lost abroad in the middle of nowhere with nothing but an internet connection after a rather strange family story, and bitcoins probably saved my life**

What an unexpected surprise.

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Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




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