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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Yeah

what a lovely snipe I made.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jan 13, 2017

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Why is Korea suck so much compared to other OCONUS duty stations?

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
Am I reading that right in that a MSG stole $500 and now has to repay $122k and get busted down to SPC?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Aranan posted:

Am I reading that right in that a MSG stole $500 and now has to repay $122k and get busted down to SPC?

Charge is stole "over" $500 and has to repay the $122K he wrongly took over the years.

I've seen more minor cases where they can't really prove someone falsified documents or intentionally lied just be handled through DFAS. Like an officer who collected language proficiency benefits CONUS for a few years, despite there being no authorized language proficiency bonus for his slated position. He was convincing in his ignorance to his superiors, who basically said he was a big idiot and he got no-pay-due for a little while.

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jan 13, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

psydude posted:

Why is Korea suck so much compared to other OCONUS duty stations?

From lower enlisted/company level NCO at Camp Casey perspective: nobody gives a gently caress about anything because they just want to do their year and get back to a real duty station.

I have no idea why command is so harsh about everything, but it could be the ridiculous amount of stupid poo poo that dumbass privates do on a regular basis.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

TBeats posted:

I have no idea why command is so harsh about everything, but it could be the ridiculous amount of stupid poo poo that dumbass privates do on a regular basis.

This plus "FIGHT TONIGHT!"

But I've known plenty of people with fond memories of Korea. It seems very feast or famine and mass punishment suspension of privileges is common.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
2ID in particular has a fine tradition of abusing soldiers, with full support up the chain.

It was so bad that when I broke my arm towards the end of my tour, I went to yongsan to get it casted. The bone doctor there, a full bird, gave me his cell phone number after hearing that I was going back to Casey. In case anyone tried to make me do something that would gently caress with my arm. I thought that was a little unnecessary seeing as how I had less than 2 months left.

Lo and behold the battalion commander wanted me for what was my 4th tank gunnery for the year and his response was "I don't give a gently caress, strap his hands to the controls if you have to".

So I gave that number a call and apparently when some one wearing stars calls you up and abuses you, you do what you are loving told. No gunnery for me.

He was a spiteful prick so I got denied a PCS award, but I never did care about the 27 pieces of flair so that was fine by me.

Then someone on the forums here - I forgot who it was and I accidentally deleted his messages - told me that the battalion commander got his fat rear end kicked the gently caress out after he got his full bird having falsified a PT test and height and weight. Of all the things to jam him up for it was a bogus tape test, but whatever, I'll take it.

Anyway, everyone has a got a Korea story of higher ups giving major rear end fuckings all the way down the line for no other reason than malice.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

psydude posted:

Why is Korea suck so much compared to other OCONUS duty stations?

There's just enough real-world stuff actually happening at all times to keep people on edge and get that certain spice of deployment-suck in the air everywhere, but then it's Korea and the upper ranks make every possible lovely thing you can think about coming from peacetime Army/TRADOC bullshit a daily reality. So you'll go from spending three weeks out at a detachment or running an actual real-world mission or pulling a 24 hour rotation out on guard duty and then go straight into a dark room for SHARP/EO briefing powerpoint for four hours because the report goes up to higher tonight and we can't have these excel boxes different colors. If you fall asleep it's your individual failure as a soldier that caused all these problems so here's an Art 15 now get ready for tomorrow's mission/guard duty/mini-deployment.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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mlmp08 posted:

They say that in the Army, the curfew's mighty fine



That O5 pissed someone right the gently caress off. Was base locked down and he was still out in town instead of on base with his troops?

Also :lol: at an E8 getting hosed for 125 large for BAH fraud and got reduced to loving corporal.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

That O5 pissed someone right the gently caress off. Was base locked down and he was still out in town instead of on base with his troops?

Also :lol: at an E8 getting hosed for 125 large for BAH fraud and got reduced to loving corporal.

I'm betting specialist instead of corporal. The point of the demotion would be to make him not be an NCO anymore.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I remembered the loving idiot I was talking about. We called him Lord Minty. Rumor had it he was one of the people giving out coins in iraq for whacking iraqis, whether they were combatants or not.

This was also made about him and his weird obsession with the manchu mile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzDuh4bE9GE

Bruce Boxlicker
Jul 26, 2004



Fun Shoe
I'm sure that courtesy patrol was stoked to find they had a light colonel on their hands. What a dumbass.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
That E-8 more than likely had redirected someone else's BAH to himself over a period of months, hence the six-figure repayment.

That O-5 was doing way, way more than violating curfew. Whatever actually gets written down for an officer punishment is always just the tip of the iceberg. The other 90% gets kept submerged.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm betting specialist instead of corporal. The point of the demotion would be to make him not be an NCO anymore.

Makes sense. I was thinking last position served honorably type thing.


Zeris posted:

That E-8 more than likely had redirected someone else's BAH to himself over a period of months, hence the six-figure repayment.

That O-5 was doing way, way more than violating curfew. Whatever actually gets written down for an officer punishment is always just the tip of the iceberg. The other 90% gets kept submerged.

I figured he had some fraudulent BAH via a sham marriage for decades, but your idea is pretty reasonable as well. And yeah, the colonel was definitely doing much more than missing curfew but still its hilarious.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

Makes sense. I was thinking last position served honorably type thing.


I figured he had some fraudulent BAH via a sham marriage for decades, but your idea is pretty reasonable as well. And yeah, the colonel was definitely doing much more than missing curfew but still its hilarious.

That, or he used a fake address.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

psydude posted:

That, or he used a fake address.

That's the far safer form of fraud.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

That's the far safer form of fraud.

A lot of reservists do this and get caught, because they don't even bother trying to get a sham lease from their buddy or family member who lives in Manhattan despite them drilling with a unit in rural Virginia.

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST
Is there any global hostility situation where any of you would willingly go back in? I feel like if something truly heinous and totally clear-cut happened I might, but it's equally hard for me to imagine that kind of Nazis-have-taken-France situation happening again.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Take a massive paycut to go back to doing something I hate? Sign me up!

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

iKon posted:

Is there any global hostility situation where any of you would willingly go back in? I feel like if something truly heinous and totally clear-cut happened I might, but it's equally hard for me to imagine that kind of Nazis-have-taken-France situation happening again.

If I could go straight to SF without having to do the pipeline.

That's about it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Nope.

I'll totally take a deployed contractor gig to support operations though. gently caress you, give me mine.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

My back wouldn't put up with it even if I wanted to.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

redneck nazgul posted:

Nope.

I'll totally take a deployed contractor gig to support operations though. gently caress you, give me mine.

Same. Contracting is rad.

Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

The Rat posted:

Same. Contracting is rad.

Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.

gently caress you I wanted to post this first

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
$100,000 enlistment bonus in a lump sum and a 2 year contract

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

The Rat posted:

Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
You'd have to draft my rear end to get it back into a uniform.

Why you'd ever go willingly back into a service knowing that you could do almost the same poo poo as a contractor making bank is beyond me.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The Rat posted:

Same. Contracting is rad.

Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.

Ditto

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I don't really have a choice with as much stuff as they got hosed up on me. My exit physical was basically, "Yeah if you weren't getting out we'd probably have to start medboarding cause another deployment isn't gonna happen". Civvie contractor though, I could see that with enough fat stacks attached to it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Contractor, perhaps. Uniform? Nooope.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Mech pilot in your contract? Sorry fucko, needs of the army in full effect, enjoy your new infantry contract, and because we're pulling you out of the middle of your mech training you're not getting your bonus.

And just a heads up you can't wash out of infantry school because we're just gonna strap you to the outside of mech because armor is expensive. No, you're not gonna get any actual armor as you're basically worthless for bring dumb enough to sign up AGAIN! Ha!

Hooah army strong scrub that toilet bitch

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I'd might go back in as the pogiest of pogs for a sweet bonus, short enlistment, and no goddamned organized PT.

Not going back to combat arms, though. gently caress that noise.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

I'd might go back in as the pogiest of pogs for a sweet bonus, short enlistment, and no goddamned organized PT.

Not going back to combat arms, though. gently caress that noise.

So, contractor. Right?

timma85
Feb 13, 2006
I enjoy the ganja too much, so unless I'm defending the United States Strategic Reserve of Dank Nugz from the coming Russian/Nazi/Alien hordes you can count me out.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



So I'm assuming that MSG that got busted to SPC immediately had to retire (Since the punishment doesn't mention a punitive discharge) as an E4 due to RCP? :lol:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

DoktorLoken posted:

So I'm assuming that MSG that got busted to SPC immediately had to retire (Since the punishment doesn't mention a punitive discharge) as an E4 due to RCP? :lol:

Doesn't work like that I don't think. It would be abused to railroad people out (fat NCOs) who have a little time left.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Korea rules. The army loving sucks though so being stationed there ends up ranging from mediocre to gently caress my life.

Kaliber
Jun 17, 2005

not caring here posted:

I remembered the loving idiot I was talking about. We called him Lord Minty. Rumor had it he was one of the people giving out coins in iraq for whacking iraqis, whether they were combatants or not.

This was also made about him and his weird obsession with the manchu mile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzDuh4bE9GE

Demoted back down to LTC after 3 months for forging his APFT's for almost 3 years. gently caress that fat gently caress who had to get goddamn liposuction because all his NCO and a few of his officers filed IG complaint after IG complaint about him being an overweight piece of poo poo who never ever took an APFT.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Soulex posted:

Doesn't work like that I don't think. It would be abused to railroad people out (fat NCOs) who have a little time left.

RCP is RCP, man.

But they're only going to bust an NCO multiple levels down for serious poo poo, not for a body comp chapter.

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

If I could go straight to SF without having to do the pipeline.

That's about it.

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