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At first glance I thought Crobberts was slyly spying on his wavy hands competition , but not he was falling asleep lol Remember this is the result of scheduled video shooting , that they could have easily re shot or edit the cut to get rid of Cribblers falling asleep But no this is what they choose to publish online to show the world yes we are worthy of your millions The Chairman can barely stay awake listening to his own employees spout nonsense about his movie game
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That cat is really tempting fate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zqdq9Ay_Q&t=840s Erin is broken, and gets no respect from the ~wavey hands~ brigade
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Tokamak posted:That cat is really tempting fate. There's clearly a sheet of hardboard under it's butt
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http://nerdsontherocks.com/151-proof-movies-wing-commander-drinking-game/ 1.Commedic – Whenever someone shouts “medic,” take a drink. 2.Wings on Fire – For every explosion or ship destruction, take a drink. 3.Any Ole Commander – Whenever someone is given an order, take a drink. Take 2 drinks whenever someone disregards those orders. Take 3, if someone listens to the orders and ends up dead anyhow. 4.Wing Commanders – For every reaction shot of the pilots in their cockpits, take a drink.
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Just make it easy and chug the whole bottle the first time Cribblers appears on screen
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Jobbo_Fett posted:http://nerdsontherocks.com/151-proof-movies-wing-commander-drinking-game/ For watching Wing Commander the "movie", the only logical drinking game to play would be: Down a shot everytime something dumb/stupid/nonsensicle happens. That way you'll only have to endure about 20 minutes or less depending on alcohol tolerance. 
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:PU townhall thing is up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zqdq9Ay_Q Implementing ArcCorp, a planet entirely covered in factories: TonyZ: "We've talked about this in the past and basically the idea is that..." Handling disconnections in multicrew scenarios or players logging in and out on long-term guild run campaigns: Chris: "The concept we're going with is that..." Ship security: TonyZ: "Eventually we're going to have..." "I can see..." Stealing ships: Chris: "We will have those systems in." "We wanna make it so..." Scaling mission difficulty: TonyZ: "Yeah, what we have right now is actually far simpler than what we're gonna have very shortly..." Environmental or manmade risks in the PU: Todd Papy: "From a design standpoint we want to be able to create..." Ship maintenance, components wearing out: Chris: "We're also gonna have..." "We've talked about -- it's not in..." "The idea is that..." Throughout: TonyZ: "Y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know y'know..." STILL EARLY DAYS
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Chin posted:Ecosystems and planet terrain: Chris: "We're planning to have..." "The concept is that..." "We're definitely going to have..." "And I think that'd be cool, and longer term we're hoping to make it so there will be..." It's more than that even - Just in that first question, he veers all over the place, starting with "the jungle planet, the ice planet", then realizes that's a bit one dimensional and boring, so he says it will be more than that. They'll have magic zones! Where you need the right magic boots, or you can't go there. Yes. But wait! Hand-wavy junior here goes on about all the great tools they have to sculpt entire planets by hand, as if that were remotely plausible. Chris reminds us that planets are real big guys. Just think about how long it's taken us to explore earth, and we're going to have 100 systems! Keep feeding those ~dreams~, Chris, they need more bullshit to thrive!
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Chin posted:Ecosystems and planet terrain: Chris: "We're planning to have..." "The concept is that..." "We're definitely going to have..." "And I think that'd be cool, and longer term we're hoping to make it so there will be..." Yea I was going to post something similar to this. How is poo poo like this still in idea mode? The gently caress? Going on 6 years now, and things are still on paper as "Well, what if we did this.." Unbelievable. How are people still giving this idiot money?
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Breetai posted:So my best friend who is a huge fan of bad movies (we've seen The Room together like 4 times) is coming to Adelaide (home of the best arble garble since she was a whatever) to visit me, and I feel like completely ruining our friendship entirely by watching Wing Commander with her, completely blind (apart from having seen the bulldozer scene). just get stoned and watch the big lebowski
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Xaerael posted:There's clearly a sheet of hardboard under it's butt I wanted to believe
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Gabe Newell posted this on reddit, as advice to someone looking for tips on video game development:quote:The most important thing you can do is to get into an iteration cycle where you can measure the impact of your work, have a hypothesis about how making changes will affect those variables, and ship changes regularly. It doesn't even matter that much what the content is - it's the iteration of hypothesis, changes, and measurement that will make you better at a faster rate than anything else we have seen. Made me think of this game.
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Raised by Hamsters posted:It's more than that even - Just in that first question, he veers all over the place, starting with "the jungle planet, the ice planet", then realizes that's a bit one dimensional and boring, so he says it will be more than that. They'll have magic zones! Where you need the right magic boots, or you can't go there. Yes. But wait! Hand-wavy junior here goes on about all the great tools they have to sculpt entire planets by hand, as if that were remotely plausible. Chris reminds us that planets are real big guys. Just think about how long it's taken us to explore earth, and we're going to have 100 systems! Tens of millions of square kilometers of factories covering an entire planet, but there'll be a few landing zones and air control will give you a designated flight tunnel so you can pop into the shops.
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Breetai posted:What's the lesnick challenge again? eat until you no longer move and an eye goes crooked
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:eat until you no longer move and an eye goes crooked Otherwise known as the homer Simpson moo moo stage
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Anyone have any good citizen ~dreams~ posts? Or crazy theory crafting? Those are always fun.
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Chin posted:Ecosystems and planet terrain: Chris: "We're planning to have..." "The concept is that..." "We're definitely going to have..." "And I think that'd be cool, and longer term we're hoping to make it so there will be..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
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Chin posted:And then try and reconcile that with what they say about ArcCorp. I think the best part is combining this with 9 million NPCs with an AI equivalent to the HAL 9000 but saddled with human emotions and bodily functions. There will be six degrees of separation of course, with NPCs remembering how they were paid and how you treated them. Then they talk among themselves in regards to your reputation. Fortunately for CIG, this level of detail can be housed on the Jesuscloud.
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I wonder if this will get pulled when someone notices there a drawing a nekkid woman on the anatomy book?
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Viscous Soda posted:I wonder if this will get pulled when someone notices there a drawing a nekkid woman on the anatomy book? Christ, they posted tweets with poop on a whiteboard.
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Sappo569 posted:Otherwise known as the homer Simpson moo moo stage The fingers you have used to type this comment are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now
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alf_pogs posted:just get stoned and watch the big lebowski You're not wrong, you're just an rear end in a top hat
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Calling Sandi's acting wooden is an insult to wood
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:PU townhall thing is up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zqdq9Ay_Q   
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MoMA: Please whisper to us the sweet sounds. The ones which will sooth the harsh mental buzzing of CIG's complete lack of a plan - and their contradictory, impossible promises.
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Raised by Hamsters posted:MoMA: Please whisper to us the sweet sounds. The ones which will sooth the harsh mental buzzing of CIG's complete lack of a plan - and their contradictory, impossible promises. You should watch the townhall. Theres clearly a plan in place.
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Subscribers should feel good about themselves to fund these. I mean they got a new space tree for their hanger in January. Never mind the 10K in air fare costs to facilitate the meeting of the minds and Roberts dozing off.
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lmao that's the face I make when I'm shitfaced gj crobs
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necroid posted:lmao that's the face I make when I'm shitfaced
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i know those eye and head movements all too well crobbers is one sleepy, sleepy boy
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Ash1138 posted:i know those eye and head movements all too well Coding at midnight will do that to ya.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Coding at midnight will do that to ya. Doing lines and lines of code.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Doing lines and lines of code.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:PU townhall thing is up - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5zqdq9Ay_Q For gently caress sake CIG. You're 4 years into development and you have nothing to show. A 30 minute video of 4 middle-aged nerds sat in director's chairs talking about vague ideas of 'this might happen' or 'we're thinking it could be like...' or 'maybe it works like...'. You've blown through ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!! Stop loving talking. Go and show me these systems, show me the work in progress, show me the proof of concept, hell show me the loving design documents. You're promising to make the most ambitious and complex game ever created and you're still talking about concepts for basic functionality like a loving logoff timer... or fuel rods for ships... after 4 loving years! Do you know what I thought of when I was watching that? Those 'Relay' nerds or whatever they're called. Tell me, what is the difference between Crobbler and Tony Z sitting there talking you through their ~~DREAMS~~ and Dolvak or bowtie dude talking you through his? Neither are gonna loving happen! It's pie-in-the-sky, 'imagine how cool in would be' bullshit which they ask you to pledge hundreds of dollars to prove that you believe. Don't give them any money. If you've ever given them any money apply for a refund to get it back. This is my Star Citizen meltdown and you can have it for free. gently caress Chris Roberts. 
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Chrisp Robberts is like that guy that got caught pretending to be a sign language interpreter, he knows gently caress all about what he's talking about but projects himself onto the world stage and hopes no one will see him for the lying sack of poo poo he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpPvGP_GUXs I really wish one of these web shows like Bat Girl would just bring Chris on and straight up ask him the hardest questions there are in relation to this farce of a game, and see what he mumbles out
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What the gently caress is the point of a planet covered by factories? Real state is never the issue, it's always logistics. Is it because Coruscant and Trantor already took up housing and office space? Goddamit, and here I am putting more thought than Crobbers into this non-game.
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Tokamak posted:the worm is turning? That feel when you realize that the cultists are JUST realizing that these guys are just theory crafting. e: bart tax 
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