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Raskolnikov posted:I take back every snide Derek comment ever. That's pretty wonderful. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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spacetoaster posted:
This is a good post, and I concur. They can keep living the dream as long as that fat gently caress keeps making promises he can't keep that the cultists willingly lap up. I mean hell, look how much they've doubled down on 3.0 now. 1000+ person servers have already been shunted, cargo hauling is now limited to a click and drag approach (that I'm sure won't be anything more than that anyways, loving manual loading, lol). It's the same reason why degrading these people that fund this nightmare machine is also justified. They will never be able to say, "well, nobody told me!" because they just refuse to believe anyone would take advantage of them.
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TheAgent posted:It's not incompatible. Nice info, I am going to post this to the leaks subreddit so I can see citizens quote and break down every sentence and "prove" how you're wrong
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TheAgent posted:So in walks Chris Roberts with his directorial dreams, not understanding the following: Thanks, man. I feel like this is as I expected. Maybe one day I will finally understand game development.
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Jan 23, 2017 07:41
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Massively OP: The Daily Grind: Which MMO do you most regret Kickstarting?  
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Sillybones posted:Thanks, man. I feel like this is as I expected. Maybe one day I will finally understand game development. that's why only a small number of studios with very limited employees are able to produce just a handful of games every year don't feel bad
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Massively OP: The Daily Grind: Is in-game advertising the MMO genre's post-lockbox future?
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Imma spacemop the spacefloor at the spaceMcDonald's for a few hours, mom
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Massively OP's Best of 2016 Awards: Most Likely to Flop in 2017 or Beyond
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Darkman Fanpage posted:this the thread for minecraft? 
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TheAgent posted:To get that into a fully working state for 20+ hours of mocap, I'd say that's three to five years of work across art and programming teams, after the principle mocap shoot was completed. But with 365 people, that works out at about 3-5 elapsed days. /s
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When we find out the MoMa really is Chris Roberts and TheAgent is Erin Roberts--I'm going with, "I knew it all along!"
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Still broken. Turns out I would have been fine just buddy splinting it and skipping out on the ER visit, but it was good to go in case things were worse. I already stopped taking pain meds and so long as I wear rigid shoes and don't do anything dumb it's fine. So you're not going to reinvest in Star Citizen?
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I thought Smart was an right wing dude that's friends with Vox Day and poo poo.
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Have faith and keep the dream alive, Citizens
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EXPECTED RESULT You successfully walk forwards. The game should have started. All objects in FOV should be seen Expect to operate Pilot controls normally when 2nd crew member is seated Normal reload animation with no magazines left floating in the air and no magazine missing from the gun meanwhile. When I quantum travel back to Port Olisar the ring should not be floating next to the station. Targeting should make sense - not flick an array of players based on no priority. There should be an option to target enemys nearest to you or ones you are looking at - and next hostile target should toggle through the enemy in proximity order, not random order. To aim with gimbals i need to have a pip That white box should not be there. I think there might be a missing art asset. Since we dont have rocket launcher or something to kill an ship from EVA, there should be an armistice zone. But if we have rocket launcher it will be ok because we will be able to take an secret exit and counter attack The ship should stay where it is. To shoot freely without inflicting self-damage The asteroid to block gun fire. Game does not crash. I expected the ship to move forward when I apply throttle, but all I can do is pitch and yaw. No idea, perhaps add an extra layer of whatever invisible wall normally blocks passage? If a player has used their last respawn and have none left, if the respawn message simply went away, they would know they don't have any left. An expected result would be a normal stair without texture/wall overlapping (and also a the "finished" wall at deck 3) weapons should fire normally regardless of flight mode or camera view For all NPCs to be engaging in dogfight maneuvers. Not to have a locked camera. I should see a door Ship remains intact when manoeuvring and not crashing The shop keeper should sit in his shop. The ship should have 0% visual damage when spawned get a normal standing in the elevator when it is going up The character isn't holding a weapon and the normal jumping animation should be triggered instead. The match should start on the first try, as I am connected with the proper authorization. Game should have continued as normal. Possibly even lose some frame rate at first. I expect ships that are not purchased with REC to show up in all areas of the game. Success on EVA. Chat showing. Boarding deaths should have nothing to do with crimestats. shields come on line in alignment with ship profile able to use screens, select refuelling options etc in 3rd person, or be able to get back into first person view. The ship should barely move when *touched* by a human's worth of mass. fire weapons with no issue's The main thrusters would move Flight controls should remain consistent, and not fade with use. Player geometry should not have been able to move through the floor and I should not have been able to interact with it Open hanger, all items there. I have cancelled my subscription until this gets resolved as I PAID for some of the missing items.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNlBtD2pi4&t=45s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u08LWMy1HVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BszVeyA5Rg
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AP posted:EXPECTED RESULT 
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Mirificus posted:Massively OP: The Daily Grind: Is in-game advertising the MMO genre's post-lockbox future?
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Traditional aspects of game development that CIG has turned their back on: 1) Releasing a video game
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So, just curious.....anyone else expect to see Toast get catapulted out of the couch a la Wiley Coyote when Ben plopped down? No? Just me? Yea yea, I know, I'm going to hell.
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ripptide posted:So, just curious.....anyone else expect to see Toast get catapulted out of the couch a la Wiley Coyote when Ben plopped down? No, but I was expecting Toast to start leaning to one side then slowly sliding across the couch...
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man what was the name of that crazy nautical ocean cop fiction a guy was obsessed with making? heaps detailed ms paint drawings - figure some thread reprobate will know what im talking about
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alf_pogs posted:man what was the name of that crazy nautical ocean cop fiction a guy was obsessed with making? heaps detailed ms paint drawings - figure some thread reprobate will know what im talking about SEA PATROL  The new Grim Hex bar looks great.
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ripptide posted:So, just curious.....anyone else expect to see Toast get catapulted out of the couch a la Wiley Coyote when Ben plopped down? well I was kinda waiting for the beep beep beep beep sounds
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MeLKoR posted:SEA PATROL death to recreational divers
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MeLKoR posted:SEA PATROL Gotta link the thread too https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3757384
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ripptide posted:So, just curious.....anyone else expect to see Toast get catapulted out of the couch a la Wiley Coyote when Ben plopped down? That would have been cut. They can't let us see what sort of belt Toast is wearing.
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I'm sitting here trying to think of what kind of person wouldn't bitch about being hung by any kind of noose, and I think I'm more confused than when I started...
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Citizens are SO MAD about this FAKE POLL I wonder why   Ah, there it is.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm sitting here trying to think of what kind of person wouldn't bitch about being hung by any kind of noose, and I think I'm more confused than when I started... those stupid dirt poors should have spent their money on spaceship jpegs and not blown it all on some silk noose 
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How much more blatantly scammy does this poo poo have to get, before people wake the gently caress up?
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CR could literally get in front of the camera and say "Yea I lied to get more sales and I lay awake most nights because I highly doubt this will ever get made" and people would still say "Wow looks like he learned his lesson lets make the BDDSSE" We're at the point where we can point to half a dozen examples where CIG/CR unambiguously lied and they still refuse to consider the possibility. They're just "bad at communicating" or "LOL Chris is bad at dates!"
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