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Mr. Nemo posted:Or "Enkidel, I'm like six hundred years old, I got the passive Detect Lies skill so many levels ago." Unless it's actually an active skill, we should ask Uriah. If it's a passive one we should check if he can detect our lies, and if so, if we can spend some ??? to make it not work. Wait, that;s experimenting, drat Ishamal. My cat loves watching videos of birds and squirrels. There's a whole genre of videos for cats and dogs to watch on Youtube. So they are capable of understanding some level of realistic imitation. example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7XGHT0fEfk
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I call forth team hunger to join us in getting a cat. For a villain needs a cat to pet while he pass judgement in his CEO chair.
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You are Enkidel's cat, Henry Hissenger, you are all black except for a small white patch on your front left paw. You have a grumpy face. You look like this: You lay in the massive lounge chair that rests in Enkidel's family room. Enkidel made it especially for you, even if he often sits in it himself. Hearing a noise at the other side of the room, you rise, yawn, and stretch. Then you hop down from the chair and check your surroundings. You benefit from physical strength equivalent to that of one cat of a fit build You can see in the dark Your claws are very sharp There are no intruders in your litter box You are being Watched.... by one of Enkidel's youngest (great? Great great?) grandchildren, a boy of about one year named Binyamin. Binyamin looks at your tail longingly as you wiggle it invitingly. The boy begins to toddle toward you. Will you: A. Rub lovingly against Binyamin B. Hiss and run away to another room C. Scratch that kid right on his stupid face D. Something else. Fill in. a cat irl fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:The most dadest dad that ever dadded. I bet 3dad could beat up 7bird E:  A
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Diogines posted:He seems slightly surprised when you asked, as if he expected you to know. "I checked your lineage, of course." His manner indicates he thought this entirely socially acceptable and would not cause offense. Perhaps it is more accepted in Baitel, where many men are well Blooded? When you ask him what it told you he said "That is is unfamiliar, which is expected of course, i've not met a scion of Enkidu before, well not before your son." Tizqar does call us a scion of Enkidu. I'm not sure he actually knows that at all, he is probably just making an assumption because we are black AF and he's never felt that lineage before. Unless he carded Aaron as well, then I don't know. Tudiya thinks he is mistaken when we talk to him about it later.
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Did anyone ever do a count for the actual update?
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Binyamin lets out a joyous squeal as he races toward you. Or at least as fast as a toddler can race on two unsteady feet! As you wind your way across the room, through the chairs and couches of wildly variying sizes, you realize he's movingly pretty quickly! Luckily you are next to a much smaller chair and when Binyamin reaches you, he steadies himself on a chair leg and reaches out for your tail.  but you're much too quick for him! You've already slid around to his side and press up against his legs. For a moment he laughs at your soft fur tickling him but suddenly he gasps as the combination of reaching for something and a cat leaning on his leg causes him to topple over forward. Binya topples down on his face!  He begins to pick himself up and there are some tears in his eyes! What are you going to do next? E: Rub on his face some! Try to make him laugh, or at least not cry F: That fall was so loud and scary! Puff up and hiss, don't let anyone hurt you G: RUN! H: Something else! Fill in.
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Arkanomen posted:I'm quoting this to be the first to say I bet that is exactly how Lizardmen, Bugmen and Minotaurs were made. "And they became pregnant, and they bare great giants, whose height was three hundred ells:[69] Who consumed all the acquisitions of men. And when men could no longer sustain them, the giants turned against them and devoured mankind. And they began to sin against birds, and beasts, and reptiles, and fish, and to devour one another's flesh, and drink the blood." A Mr. Nemo fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 26, 2017 |
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Jan 26, 2017 20:13
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H. Lay on him before he can get up. New chair.
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Jan 26, 2017 20:13
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H, grow bored of the larval human, wander off smugly and go seek a more worthy opponent.
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Jan 26, 2017 20:21
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Steal the baby's breath! Take that blue stuff while it's still too young to hold onto it.
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Jan 26, 2017 20:49
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H. Sit on the human and lick your genitals.
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:H, grow bored of the larval human, wander off smugly and go seek a more worthy opponent.
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E, try not to smother him.
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H. Sits on tears chair
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Jan 26, 2017 21:38
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H. Scratch his stupid face up Asking team hunger to help you get a cat seems like a good way to test the digestability of cats.
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Binyamin begins to sniffle as you climb onto his back. Before he can take a deep enough breath to start wailing, he hiccups and babbles something unintelligable (both to humans and to you, a 12lb feline) and looks over his shoulder at you. You blink at him congenially and settle down a little The decision is made from the back of the confused toddler, yes, now is a good time to bathe. Rolling over onto your back, you get down to work, noting a couple of giggles from your new chair. Kinda loud, but pretty warm! Before you can really start, a noise catches the attention of both you and Binyamin. A woman has come into the room! The woman smiles at you both and says something you don't completely understand. For all the time you've spent in Enkidel's household, the only person who has been able to receive your orders has been Enkidel himself! Still, you've picked up a few of their words even if they can't understand you and that lady DEFINITELY said food. She walks nearer to you and sprinkles a few shreads of dried meat on one of your chairs! The allure is too strong and even if you wanted to run, that snack is too tasty. Abandoning your newest chair, you leap up to find your bounty.  It's truly delicious and coincidentally, you're in a perfect place for a nap!  pictured: Henry Hissenger napping right now. ty for reading this :3
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Outrail posted:Asking team hunger to help you get a cat seems like a good way to test the digestability of cats.
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Jan 26, 2017 22:06
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-1 to all cat votes because cats are bad.
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As humanity continues to lose its soul and the gods powers wane, an invasion by every major demon in the area is imminent and we are coming to terms with the fact that we are literally a loving god. But it's important that we take the time to note that cats rule and dogs, in fact, drool.
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Jan 26, 2017 22:21
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I look forward to further catventures.
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Jan 26, 2017 22:23
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Cat is canon, that settles it.
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Jan 26, 2017 22:37
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I wonder if Tudiya's living lie detector acts up when he feels our nervousness as we think about just what we did with those stones. "Why is my son suddenly sweating profusely."
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MinistryofLard posted:I wonder if Tudiya's living lie detector acts up when he feels our nervousness as we think about just what we did with those stones. I'm not sure Enkidel even sweats anymore.
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A lack of updates, or more probably toxoplasmosis is driving some of you mad.
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Diogines posted:I want to be clear, I don't hate cats. Then answer this question true: Catybaras or Capybarkas
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Jan 26, 2017 22:59
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Jokingly say to Tudiya, "What do you think would happen if a witch like Indor got her hands on one of those stones? Haha..."
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Aades posted:Jokingly say to Tudiya, "What do you think would happen if a witch like Indor got her hands on one of those stones? Haha..." do not do this oh el
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Well, lack of updates has driven us to madness. Headcount: Who'd get in on a game of Dom4?
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MinistryofLard posted:I wonder if Tudiya's living lie detector acts up when he feels our nervousness as we think about just what we did with those stones. "What did I do with the stones?... Uhh... Oh geeze, um.. Yeah I um.. " *He stops stammering as sweat pools across Ed's face and a Labaras apple the size of a pomegranate bobs up and down* "I.. I um threw them in the river. And they won't come back. They're gone! Look! A cat!" *Tudiya narrows his eyes* "Hmm.... Nothing. And there is a cat over there. I guess you're telling the truth."
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TheCog posted:Well, lack of updates has driven us to madness. I would consider buying it and trying to force my way through the poorly documented interface and the cookie cutter faction design (the two common complaints I saw in negative reviews, all of which said the game was insanely crunchy and worth it if you are into that sort of thing).
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TheCog posted:Well, lack of updates has driven us to madness. I've never played multiplayer but I'm willing to give it a go as long as no cats are involved.
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Pre emptively voting that if we ever get a pet goat to call it Goaty McGoatface
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Jan 26, 2017 23:39
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I thought the whole "descendant of Enkidu" thing was someones attempt to make us more palatable to white people when we first came to Zepath, and it just kind of became the rumor along with "also a cannibal" until we came into our own.
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TheCog posted:Well, lack of updates has driven us to madness. Can you summon or recruit any cats in Dom 4?
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JosephWongKS posted:Can you summon or recruit any cats in Dom 4? Yes.
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A post unrelated to cats. An update tomorrow is highly probable and if not, we will update Saturday morning.
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