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My credit union just called me to confirm I actually authorized the $0.89 charge from alixespress lmao
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If they ever notice a charge to there over $20, they'll send an ambulance to treat you for alcohol poisoning
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OMFG I'm gonna make so much money selling washi tape and stickers at Xmas church craft fairs!!! I take it this is wher Etsy sellrs get thir kawaiiiiii poo poo? I wish I'd known about this 10 yars ago whn I was making paper stars. I was buying expnsive scrapbook paper packs and cutting my own strips, manwhile precut strips in all kinds of colors are here for dirt cheap. ARGH! I did find some interesting stuff though. Like this heat laminating bag resealer and these super cool planet sticky notes and holy crap how cute are these little planters?!? Like, th best stocking stuffer site ever. Or office grab bag! Animal head toothbrush holders! Iron on rainbow patches!! And cute food patchs!! Questionable superhero lesbian porn sticker! Some weird rear end seeds to grow gourds that look like titties?Why not!  Exfoliating foot mask, sure, I'll fap to that, said someone.I am positive if I have a wickr basket of just the Made in America tins at th craft show/flea market, someone will buy the poo poo out of them; made in and shipped from China. I'm willing to shotgun some money in the seed sction just to see what happens. I mean, babby succulents and awesome looking peppers and cool curly greens. I'm not expecting much of a germination rate but even one plant would be cool. They also hav great rates on fabric pots and hydrogel beeeads. I'm still going through craft stuff I can resell but check out this GORGEOUS feathr washi tape.
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Jan 30, 2017 22:04
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The hydrogel beads are some great poo poo, this weekend I filled half my bathtub with them for like two bucks
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Jan 30, 2017 22:09
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Function: Beautifying Applicable Constellation: Pisces They've even included a photo of an actual boob, in case you didn't know what a boob looked like and needed a comparison.
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Jan 30, 2017 22:15
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The photos on those titty gourds are so confusing. This is something that actually grows from seed like that? Are they painted? I need answers goddamn it.
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Jan 30, 2017 22:32
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Those are mock-ups, they won't look like that obviously.
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Snowy posted:Have you seen any especially good ones on aliexpress? Years back I saw a Chinese site that would reproduce propaganda posters but paint you into the scene. Since then I've been wanting one. I could probably just paint it myself but I got my sister a pretty drat nice degas oil repro (not super on the finer details/brush strokes) for $80. I can look up the store, but I just went with the first and cheapest one with good ratings. Shipping was a little on the long side
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and I'd rather have someone trained in China do it.
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theflyingexecutive posted:I got my sister a pretty drat nice degas oil repro (not super on the finer details/brush strokes) for $80. I can look up the store, but I just went with the first and cheapest one with good ratings. Shipping was a little on the long side Thanks, but don't go through the trouble. I'll probably just put it off until I get drunk enough to order from a propaganda specialist. Also I'm reminded that there's a documentary about a Chinese city that specializes in oil painting reproductions, the whole area is packed with artists cranking out paintings all year long. Pretty cool if you're interested in that kind of thing.
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Jan 30, 2017 23:00
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I use AliExpress for various car/motorcycle bits: Like these connectors, stuff like that's otherwise difficult to order as a mere mortal, let alone in small quantities. Or these interior push pins. I own a US car in Europe so that kind of thing is impossible to find here, but even then the the States they're $2.50 a piece + a fortune in shipping. Whenever I search for very specific fasteners I always end up only finding them on Ali too.
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Jan 30, 2017 23:13
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Is this like the Wish app?
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Snowy posted:The photos on those titty gourds are so confusing. This is something that actually grows from seed like that? Are they painted? I need answers goddamn it. I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that those are pictures of handmade synthetic gourds in the shape of titties and real titty gourds don't exist. I want to believe, but I just can't 
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Over There posted:Is this like the Wish app? yeah, wish is very similar from what I understand
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King Vidiot posted:I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that those are pictures of handmade synthetic gourds in the shape of titties and real titty gourds don't exist. I want to believe, but I just can't There are definitely fake seeds on AliExpress, like purple kiwi fruit and some other weird stuff that doesn't exist. And some other seeds are totally real! Welcome to AliExpress!
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Post more probably fictional stuff please i might have to order some of this poo poo. WHAT IF THEY HAVE MAGIC BEANS
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Jan 31, 2017 01:38
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Any gourd could look like a tit before the internet
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Jan 31, 2017 01:39
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Check out this blue strawberry that doesn't exist! Or these amazing tomatoes!? but who wants that poo poo when you can get some lumpy growing crabs that totally do!?
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King Vidiot posted:I guarantee you that will kill you dead the second you plug it in. not before burning your house down
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 Oh and here's the Psyduck shirt (select the first "colour") http://tinyurl.com/jklhpnq
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I havnt seen a single thing that wasn't overpriced crap basically the same price as amazing with worse quality Price
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Pick posted:but who wants that poo poo when you can get some lumpy growing crabs that totally do!? Nevermind crabs, they got knockoff Dragon Ball Z characters in neon colors! 
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King Vidiot posted:Nevermind crabs, they got knockoff Dragon Ball Z characters in neon colors! make em fight the crabs
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canpakes posted:I havnt seen a single thing that wasn't overpriced crap basically the same price as amazing with worse quality Do you work for Aliexpress?
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AliExpress seems to be lousy with dozens of variations on the Fidget Cube, but only one is endorsed by a caricature of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Swe...2a-2bd1bd566eef
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bad...3a-470a76e3b60e Uuh, ok...
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Jan 31, 2017 11:56
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Hey also the t-shirts that are hilarious are 100% polyester, meaning it's like wearing a lightweight rash vest or wetsuit around. They're also asian-sized, so they're probably quite tight on a hearty goon body. Basically, get ready to sweat.
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Jan 31, 2017 12:17
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I'm a goon, I'm always ready
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Just what the ladies rooms at my grandmother's retirement community are missing
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I'm starting regular seeds today and planning a weird seed order from Ali Express right now. Curious about what will grow? Put the link here and I'll probably buy it and we'll see.
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Jan 31, 2017 17:03
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One will bloom into mercury-soaked asbestos, the other into a tangle of 28 gauge wire that will plug itself into a mains outlet
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Sentient Data posted:One will bloom into mercury-soaked asbestos, the other into a tangle of 28 gauge wire that will plug itself into a mains outlet lol
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WrenP-Complete posted:I'm starting regular seeds today and planning a weird seed order from Ali Express right now. Curious about what will grow? Put the link here and I'll probably buy it and we'll see. Buy some salak fruit seeds. It's literally the best fruit I've ever eaten and it's impossible to get in the USA.
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Pick posted:Buy some salak fruit seeds. It's literally the best fruit I've ever eaten and it's impossible to get in the USA. importing strange foreign fruit seeds is a bio-crime!
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I'm going to be Johnny Aliseed, just wandering the land, sowing random Aliexpress seeds from sea to shining sea.
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Rutibex posted:importing strange foreign fruit seeds is a bio-crime! Is it possible to import seeds online legally? If you bring them with you IRL they have to be declared and a customs person has to check them.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Is it possible to import seeds online legally? If you bring them with you IRL they have to be declared and a customs person has to check them. It depends on the kind of seed, i accidentally ordered live brussel sprouts from the Philipines (on amazon) once and they got seized. My understanding is that usually what they are looking for is foreign *soil* though, on the seeds or what not, so ordering seeds (not live plants) is the way to go. I'm okay with some of my stuff getting held up and I'll look for a legal import list.
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WrenP-Complete posted:It depends on the kind of seed, i accidentally ordered live brussel sprouts from the Philipines (on amazon) once and they got seized. I am genuinely curious, sorry I wasn't just joking! I'd love to be able to buy my mom some weird rear end Korean gourds for her gigantic garden.
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Rutibex posted:importing strange foreign fruit seeds is a bio-crime! thanks im not up to date on currant events
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I'd not be the least bit surprised to find that a lot of these obviously fake plants are just a way to smuggle illegal drug plants into the US. Like a guy hands you a slip of paper on a street corner and it just says "Aliexpress - titty gourds" or "blue strawberries" and you buy a gross of them to start a weed farm or opium business.
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