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Captain Yossarian posted:Is it possible to import seeds online legally? If you bring them with you IRL they have to be declared and a customs person has to check them. don't worry i'll write "juice" on the label when i send you my seed. customs wont give a poo poo
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Parallax Scroll posted:don't worry i'll write "juice" on the label when i send you my seed. customs wont give a poo poo  lol
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King Vidiot posted:I'd not be the least bit surprised to find that a lot of these obviously fake plants are just a way to smuggle illegal drug plants into the US. Like a guy hands you a slip of paper on a street corner and it just says "Aliexpress - titty gourds" or "blue strawberries" and you buy a gross of them to start a weed farm or opium business. well, i ordered $20 worth of weird-seeming plants today, let's see what happens!
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Jan 31, 2017 21:46
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WrenP-Complete posted:well, i ordered $20 worth of weird-seeming plants today, let's see what happens! Post what happens, it would honestly make for a good thread
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Do they still have those "water boilers" and "tea makers" that basically short out your outlet into a cup? Those looked fun. Edit: http://s.aliexpress.com/zeI7Zviq Hurray they still sell death in a cup! blugu64 fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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blugu64 posted:Do they still have those "water boilers" and "tea makers" that basically short out your outlet into a cup? if you buy this you deserve to die https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc...2782778475.html 
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Rutibex posted:if you buy this you deserve to die thats not the dangerous one its this one -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w
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Jan 31, 2017 23:14
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hoooly poo poo lol
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Jan 31, 2017 23:26
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:thats not the dangerous one lol this rules
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can't wait until trump gets rid of the consumer safety commission and fda and all that poo poo and we start selling these babies at gas stations
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:can't wait until trump gets rid of the consumer safety commission and fda and all that poo poo and we start selling these babies at gas stations the babies who get fried? like next to the breakfast burritos?
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WrenP-Complete posted:well, i ordered $20 worth of weird-seeming plants today, let's see what happens! My bets are all on the "WrenP is eventually engulfed by lovely exotic plants like that hillbilly from 'Creepshow,' praying for death" outcome.
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when i order from aliexpress the label on the pack always says its worth like 1:10 of the price i paid. I think the chinese does it so i dont have to pay a stupid import tax my country have and that way they will get more customers from places with high import taxes, nice guys  also the item description on the label is always wrong, almost everything says electronic supplies or something like that i wanna buy some cheap usb sticks and other stuff that charges though usb, whats the chance my computer gets a chinese supervirus that steals all my stuff or that my computer catches fire?
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Yeah my labels are always for things that don't have an import duty. I don't decide though so it's on them
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Original_Z posted:The only thing to be careful about Aliexpress is that some of the sellers get upset and will essentially doxx you if you dispute an order or give bad feedback: That's probably illegal as hell, just glancing through it there's people's names, home adress and telephone number listed. I was curious and ran this through google translate: 包裹一直在他们邮局，估计是没人去拿。一直没妥投 (Parcels have been in their post office, it is estimated that no one to get. Has not properly cast) Someone with better Chinese than Google might provide a better translation but the gist of it is that you end up blacklisted if you don't pick up your parcel at the PO. I understand this means the seller can't conclude the transaction and get that sweet, sweet five star review, but come on.. Edit: poo poo this is kinda addictive: 畜生。妈被狗草死了。脑子进了水的畜生。不要卖给他会后悔的 (brute. Mom was dead dog grass. Brain into the water of the beasts. Do not sell him will regret it) Edit2: removed link, if op keeps it you can find it in that post. Mr Havafap fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Don't leave your titty gourds and superhero sex stickers at the post office or you'll get doxxed
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Snowy posted:Don't leave your titty gourds and superhero sex stickers at the post office or you'll get doxxed Finally some advice I can use
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Be sure and buy a few badges to brighten your clothes / backpack / work suit https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...1935739506.html The whole store is great, I bought a tenners worth of stuff ages back and drop a badge in to any gift I give now.
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Speechless
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:thanks im not up to date on currant events I feel bad no one gave you a lol for this, so lol.
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Original_Z posted:The only thing to be careful about Aliexpress is that some of the sellers get upset and will essentially doxx you if you dispute an order or give bad feedback: you dont even need to be a seller to doxx people: when sellers reply to feedback sometimes they reply like this with full name "Dear john johnson, thank you for blah blah" instead of J***n J. so if you click on all users that have left feedback on sex toys for example then look at the feedback history for that buyer it doesnt take long to find a vendor that have replied to one of theyre feedbacks with the buyers real name, took me 5 minutes to connect a real name to a user dont buy stuff you wanna keep secret at aliexpress lol
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I wonder which random doodad I bought the other day is responsible for all my recommended items becoming things like "11mm Simulation Hamburger Miniatures" and "4Pcs Juice Bottles Dollhouse Miniature Accessories 1:12 Scale" Also, shoutout to this thing: 
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Rubidium Bradford posted:I wonder which random doodad I bought the other day is responsible for all my recommended items becoming things like "11mm Simulation Hamburger Miniatures" and "4Pcs Juice Bottles Dollhouse Miniature Accessories 1:12 Scale" ali-express offers a wide variety of products for torturing children     
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riding this bad boy over to your mans house for a mere $500+$400 shipping.
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Who was it that said you could get good $30 watches? All the ones I could find looked like dogshit
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ZombieJesus posted:Who was it that said you could get good $30 watches? All the ones I could find looked like dogshit you should go with the holy poo poo model, you pay a little more than the dogshit but its worth it 
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To be stove indeed.  At least this one is FDA-approved. Rubidium Bradford fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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bigfatdynamo posted:riding this bad boy over to your mans house for a mere $500+$400 shipping. Rutibex posted:you should go with the holy poo poo model, you pay a little more than the dogshit but its worth it see like all this crap is wicked overpriced
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Be sure and buy a few badges to brighten your clothes / backpack / work suit Goddamn thank you! I saw those weird loving pins ages ago and bookmarked them but I forgot where I saw them.
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DOA posted:i wanna buy some cheap usb sticks and other stuff that charges though usb, whats the chance my computer gets a chinese supervirus that steals all my stuff or that my computer catches fire? good enough to negate the couple dollars you save. don't plug an aliexpress anything into your electronics
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DOA posted:also the item description on the label is always wrong, almost everything says electronic supplies or something like that USB sticks will have terrible build quality and break almost immediately. Power cables might burn out your ports (probably not... probably), but even if they don't they'll wear out in like a week.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Be sure and buy a few badges to brighten your clothes / backpack / work suit lmao holy poo poo
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That70sHeidi posted:OMFG I'm gonna make so much money selling washi tape and stickers at Xmas church craft fairs!!! I take it this is wher Etsy sellrs get thir kawaiiiiii poo poo? A ton of Etsy poo poo is from AE. I used to have "collections" on Etsy that were all the same thing, but Etsy periodically nukes those lists lmao The one for that "steam punk octopus ONE OF A KIND" had over 400 items saved to it. The "tiny wishbone necklace" one was near 200. A lot of these sellers cut out the middleman and just straight sell on Etsy, too. They threw a collective fit a while ago when they learned of the new "really for real only handmade" store, Zibbet, and were promptly banned from selling after signing up. It was great. A lot of the supplies are straight from these AE suppliers and manufacturers, too. Sometimes I wish I didn't have a conscious. People will swarm over those tins. A couple might put then back if you don't peel off the "Made in China" stickers, though. Also, if you get washi tape, share the quality, please. I use a lot of that poo poo to package items I've sold, so people can easily tear the padding open. I'm worried AE washi tape will have toxic adhesive or be much more sticky than regular washi tape. I erased it on accident and I'm not finding it again because mobile, but that little plastic bag heat sealer works pretty well. I use it to reseal bags of three thousand little beads, keep them from going everywhere. It does much hotter than it needs to, so It takes some time to learn how yo use it. It actually has a rudimentary child safety feature, a piece that clamps it shut. Over There posted:Is this like the Wish app? Basically the same thing. Same sellers, for the most part. I always check both, it's a toss-up which one will have an item for less, when shipping is taken into account. Pekinduck posted:
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I am unnaturally fond of plastic food ('simulation food' if you're looking for it on aliexpress) and have recently purchased One of these phone charms:  A squishy donut:  An ebi sushi fridge magnet:  A squishy panda bun:  A mochi seal  : Non plastic-food purchases:    
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