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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Hexyflexy posted:

They're trying. Not really winning that one.

There's no one to oppose them now. Ukraine will be part of Russia again before year is done.

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Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Welp it's time for McCain and Yurtle the turtle to sack up about all their talk on Russian Sanctions.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/827190495210266628

Good thing we get these funny stories about hanging up on Australia and threatening Mexico.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/827203219847802883

:thumbsup:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:tif:

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/827189473754624000
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/827112633224544256
"Give a platform to my buddies or else" :thumbsup:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Jesus loving Christ, I hope UC Berkeley saddles up and calls him on it.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



This headline is inaccurate. There's a bunch of journalists reporting that it was a snafu with the wording of the sanction that blocked US government agencies from importing technology into Russia because the FSB oversees tech imports. Obama had intended to correct it before he left office but I guess other stuff came up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Why would we want anything Russia makes?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Casimir Radon posted:

Why would we want anything Russia makes?

No. American agencies importing equipment into Russia.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
So Trump does have some mild affection for the intelligence community. It just so happens to be Russia's.

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:

Guacamayo posted:

TRUMP JUST LIFTED SOME OF OBAMA'S SANCTIONS IN RUSSIA!!!!

Does this mean i can buy a Russian made AK or Vodka?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

Why would we want anything Russia makes?

There are a few good reasons.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Casimir Radon posted:

Why would we want anything Russia makes?

You don't want to make America great again??

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Here's the full wording of the order, read it for yourself, it's only a few pages long and, to me, it reads like we're allowing companies to sell sensitive IT tech to the FSB:

https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Programs/Documents/cyber_gl1.pdf

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Sergg posted:

Here's the full wording of the order, read it for yourself, it's only a few pages long and, to me, it reads like we're allowing companies to sell sensitive IT tech to the FSB:

https://www.treasury.gov/resource-center/sanctions/Programs/Documents/cyber_gl1.pdf

It specifically states you cannot sell to the FSB. It's for the purposes of licensure because the FSB controls technology imports into Russia. If an American agency needs new computers or cell phones at their Moscow office FSB handles the controls.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It sounds kinda like how the Secret Service handles security of the president and.... anti-counterfeiting operations.

Also every white house statement needs [citation needed] at the end.

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/827214253929152517

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Whip Slagcheek posted:

It specifically states you cannot sell to the FSB. It's for the purposes of licensure because the FSB controls technology imports into Russia. If an American agency needs new computers or cell phones at their Moscow office FSB handles the controls.

Thanks for the correction.

At this rate Donald's never gonna get that 19% of Rosneft he was promised.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

It sounds kinda like how the Secret Service handles security of the president and.... anti-counterfeiting operations.

Also every white house statement needs [citation needed] at the end.

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/827214253929152517

I thought that was WHCA?

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Reverand maynard posted:

Trump holding up his EOs reminds me of a kid holding up a piece of art he made with macaroni and glue.

It's uncanny.



I still can't believe how blatant it is that the least diplomatic and most abrasive man to ever hold the presidency is going off about every single country that isn't Russia.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Generation Internet posted:

It's uncanny.



I still can't believe how blatant it is that the least diplomatic and most abrasive man to ever hold the presidency is going off about every single country that isn't Russia.

Well I just did some quick calculations. Someone correct me if I'm wrong here, but Rosneft is worth $70 billion market cap, so 19% of Rosneft = $13.3 billion.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

It sounds kinda like how the Secret Service handles security of the president and.... anti-counterfeiting operations.

Also every white house statement needs [citation needed] at the end.

https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/827214253929152517

Spicer really is loving Baghdad Bob Jesus Christ

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
So the armored Trump convoy/parade in Kentucky was a bunch of SEALS.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
The best thing we could do for the military is disband the SEALs

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

The best thing we could do for the military is disband the SEALs

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Disband the entire military

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Disband the entire military

So if I walk up and pull on your mustache, it's not gonna come off revealing you to be Vladimir Putin? I'm just asking questions.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





that arnie video is awesome


also we're hosed


also what's the deal with mccain calling australia? i thought he doesn't hold a great deal of power and it isn't really his place to be making such a call (as much as i support him in doing so)

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


No one expected World War 3 to be America vs Mexico and Australia.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





look if trump fucks off australia then On The Beach can't happen

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

McCain has been running an independent US diplomatic mission for years. He also likes to tour Ukraine and promise support. He did the same in Syria when the civil war started. Given US policy in those countries you can see his influence is not zero but also not much.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Spicer really is loving Baghdad Bob Jesus Christ

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/827234544860401664

Yep.

As for McCain, he's a Senior Statesman. So for people that don't know that much about the American system, like very angry Austrailians, an Important And Influential United States Senator can smooth over some fuckups.

That's also kind of why random senators and representatives will sometimes go to other countries to boost their own standing. Sometimes it goes wrong, like Tulsi Gabbard visiting Syria and getting played like a fiddle by Assad. Most times, it's just a way to improve relations and it's very, very hard to actually make things worse.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/827234544860401664

Yep.

As for McCain, he's a Senior Statesman. So for people that don't know that much about the American system, like very angry Austrailians, an Important And Influential United States Senator can smooth over some fuckups.

That's also kind of why random senators and representatives will sometimes go to other countries to boost their own standing. Sometimes it goes wrong, like Tulsi Gabbard visiting Syria and getting played like a fiddle by Assad. Most times, it's just a way to improve relations and it's very, very hard to actually make things worse.

there's going to be a war, isn't there?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The headline doesn't really do Spicer's comments any justice. His actual reaction is beyond ridiculous.

http://player.vimeo.com/video/202247118

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Two Finger posted:

there's going to be a war, isn't there?

Yes - Bannon keeps barking that war in the south China Sea is near-certainty.

No - even Iran thinks Donnie is full of poo poo. Their response to yesterday's saber-rattling was a collective :rolleyes:

Maybe - it's Donald Trump. Also, I don't know how Donnie will react once Pootie-Poo sticks a knife in his back, which is inevitable.

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Reverand maynard posted:

Trump scrawls out an EO in crayon saying the US defaults on all loans to foreign governments and banks. The Supreme Court is 4/4 split on whether he has the power to do this or not and since the dems haven't confirmed trumps SC nominee he has uses this as an excuse to dissolve the Supreme Court. Meanwhile the seals are renamed to waffen SS just before the invasion of Mexico and Canada. Because every officer that doesn't watch WWE has been booted out, combat group Mexico invades Canada during winter and is devastated. Combat group canada invades Mexico and continue on to South America but all drown crossing the Panama Canal. Not content with their own branch of service, the marines secede from the union starting their own nation state in Jacksonville declaring everything in range of their artillery range to be their domain.

Wow, that escalated quickly.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Two Finger posted:

look if trump fucks off australia then On The Beach can't happen

Don't remind me about that loving book. If you've not read it, you should, but you'll have a really depressing day afterwards.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexanderEmmons/status/827234544860401664

Yep.

As for McCain, he's a Senior Statesman. So for people that don't know that much about the American system, like very angry Austrailians, an Important And Influential United States Senator can smooth over some fuckups.

That's also kind of why random senators and representatives will sometimes go to other countries to boost their own standing. Sometimes it goes wrong, like Tulsi Gabbard visiting Syria and getting played like a fiddle by Assad. Most times, it's just a way to improve relations and it's very, very hard to actually make things worse.

The Pentagon, the Department of Defence and the CIA, and half of the FBI utterly hate Trump. I'm not sure what the hell to think at this point.
And I'm pretty sure the NSA aren't that happy either.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
https://twitter.com/tommyxtopher/status/827203195390849024

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Hexyflexy posted:

The Pentagon, the Department of Defence and the CIA, and half of the FBI utterly hate Trump. I'm not sure what the hell to think at this point.
And I'm pretty sure the NSA aren't that happy either.

I honestly hope the intelligence community is focusing 100% on digging up poo poo on Donnie Douche to make an easy impeachment and hopefully arrest for something like hmm I don't know passing on everything to Putin.

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