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Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

ZombieJesus posted:

Who was it that said you could get good $30 watches? All the ones I could find looked like dogshit

Things like these are pretty good for the price:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men.../506303803.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cla...1916491812.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...1825620341.html

Their mechanical watch range has some pretty nice models, and none of the ones I've bought so far have broken yet.

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

WrenP-Complete posted:

well, i ordered $20 worth of weird-seeming plants today, let's see what happens!

Film yourself tasting the weird stuff you manage to grow, call it a Lettuce Play

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

unpacked robinhood posted:

Film yourself tasting the weird stuff you manage to grow, call it a Lettuce Play

This is a Good Pun.

I think the breast gourds are intended to be ornamental but we shall see. My partner was very surprised when I told him about my seed purchases yesterday. Let's see how surprised he is when they grow!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So I get to be the dream killer:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/boob-melons-hoax.shtml
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...Q6VERCFI7FVEKQE

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If you get the hydrogel beads, spring for a few of the supersize ones. They take a while to get to full size but they're awesome.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


shirt staaayyysss

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
One of these badges is not like the others.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Original_Z posted:

Things like these are pretty good for the price:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men.../506303803.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cla...1916491812.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...1825620341.html

Their mechanical watch range has some pretty nice models, and none of the ones I've bought so far have broken yet.

Do the smaller dials actually work or are they glued on?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Don't buy a chronograph from aliexpress, those subdials are either stickers or they don't work right. Some have a date that you have to manually advance with a click every day. Stick to three hand watches if you're going to get anything there. Unless it's quartz, I don't know about those.

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Most of the time those watch descriptions will say if the dials are for decoration only.

Usually the dials do work, but they may not do what you expect. They look like choronograph movements but they're only for showing the day, date, and month, or maybe a 24hr time display (like in that first watch, top left is the day of the week as a number with the dials between it signifying noontime, top right is the date, and the bottom is a 24hr display, the crown on the left is for rotating the inner wheel to do calculations). The buttons are only for adjusting those, and so far all of the watches I've bought do roll over the date correctly.

I've bought a few quartz which do have a working chronograph.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Now that they don't have Bagelsports they don't have any watches worth buying imo.

Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Snowy posted:

Now that they don't have Bagelsports they don't have any watches worth buying imo.

no watches worth buying??

say that to my face motherfucker see what happens

Rockybar
Sep 3, 2008


putting the monster in pocket monster

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Bought one of these last year

A little too short for me but it makes alright pajamas all things considered.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Be sure and buy a few badges to brighten your clothes / backpack / work suit

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...1935739506.html

The whole store is great, I bought a tenners worth of stuff ages back and drop a badge in to any gift I give now.

I got one of those Lesbian Superhero Porno Stickers in a pack of 100 stickers of amazon not long ago. It also had a Batman and Superman kissing sticker.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

It also had a Batman and Superman kissing sticker.

oooooooo


sort of want to post those around and upset nerds

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Pick posted:

oooooooo


sort of want to post those around and upset nerds

https://i.imgur.com/2Kl9AXa.jpg Slightly :nws: due to titties

I highly recommend buying random sets of 100 stickers

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Anyone know how the sizing usually works? If I want a US men's large that's like 3XL isn't it? I bought a 3XL tshirt in Korea that was a large on the small side.

Also here's something :nws: that should probably be seen

quote:

Medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum spy on female genitals vibrator peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrators for women

Look what I found on AliExpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/yuiy2aQZ

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Medical spy? In my vagina?
More likely than you might think.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


For 20 bucks I almost want to get one. Just leave it on my desk so people will ask what it is.

"Oh this? Its my medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum spy on female genitals peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrator. You know, for women."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Must be some really hardcore alien roleplayers out there.
What must they use for a flying saucer?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I'm not sure, I think maybe somebody would be able to tell if you were spying on their vagina with a medical instrument oval office vaginal speculum peep mirror expansion vagina device vibrator.

I like that little boob goblin with the bunny ears though.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Snowy posted:

Anyone know how the sizing usually works? If I want a US men's large that's like 3XL isn't it? I bought a 3XL tshirt in Korea that was a large on the small side.

Also here's something :nws: that should probably be seen


Look what I found on AliExpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/yuiy2aQZ

Yeah usually 2-3 sizes smaller.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Snowy posted:

Anyone know how the sizing usually works? If I want a US men's large that's like 3XL isn't it? I bought a 3XL tshirt in Korea that was a large on the small side.

Also here's something :nws: that should probably be seen


Look what I found on AliExpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/yuiy2aQZ

Seconding 2-3 sizes smaller, some companies are helpful enough to have size charts. They can help you figure out how high you need to err.

I love the Engrish on this site. "Explane," like they were trying to think of "explore," but couldn't, and said gently caress it.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Hahaha, I only just now scrolled down on that page



Peep good helper

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012


I've been calling myself Wren Ali Seed all week. We'll see what grows!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Regular masturbation not doing it for you anymore?
Try adding spikes!

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32733198268/32733198268.html

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

freelop posted:

Regular masturbation not doing it for you anymore?
Try adding spikes!

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32733198268/32733198268.html

What you mean that's not what the inside of a vaginal canal is supposed to look like?

I need to call my gyno

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Ever so slightly :nws:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2-color-car-urinal-new-ABS-safe-portable-toilet-car-piss-pot-away-from-the/32538713686.html


"away from the dilemma"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
.......Why the gently caress is Aliexpress all in german for me now?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well that's pissing sorted, what about pooping? I'm not using a sock, again.

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face
Nice looking case for my s6


10 fidget cubes


Best shirt

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Rip-N-Dip-Lord-Nermal-3D-Print-T-shirt-Cotton-Unisex-Summer-Tee-Shirts-Teen/32674657142.html

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Johnny Aztec posted:

.......Why the gently caress is Aliexpress all in german for me now?

Had that happen to me when I followed someone else's link upthread. Delete your aliexpress cookies.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I've been looking for a new talk-only phone, and this one totally looks like it fit the bill; dumbphone, quad band, dual sim, big battery, water/dust resistant, and isn't extremely thick/big. Though I admit I found it on amazon for an extra $9ish so I wouldn't have to wait the 20+ days


x

(Yes, I've had other randomly-branded chinese phones and their OSs don't bother me)

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Probably just buy it on Amazon for their return policy alone in case it's garbage.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
A fun game is to look at Amazon's "New and Interesting Finds" section, and then see how much it costs there, and how much exactly the same thing costs on Aliexpress.

Nessie colander for $20?

How about $1.19, instead?

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
The descriptions of these things are the best, even the most mundane things can be made exciting!



Yeah, that is what a crown does all right.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

Pick posted:

A fun game is to look at Amazon's "New and Interesting Finds" section, and then see how much it costs there, and how much exactly the same thing costs on Aliexpress.

Nessie colander for $20?

How about $1.19, instead?

Mmmm, BPA!

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

fyodor posted:

To adjust your time! / Make your time / More acc-ur-ate!

take off every zig

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