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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Soulex posted:

I went to NTC with these guys. Can confirm they are a bunch of retards who sent two specialists to man the entirety of their Public Affairs program. No officers either.

When we deployed in 2011, the PAO we had got entirely too excited about the goats chained up to the front gate and reminded me of a cross between Family Guy's old perv and the "have you seen my stapler?" guy from office space. He also ran a Facebook page for a stray cat on our fob. Weird dude, would not trust around children ever.

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Harsh But True
Oct 13, 2016

cravius posted:

Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

That's what they want you to think!

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Icon Of Sin posted:

When we deployed in 2011, the PAO we had got entirely too excited about the goats chained up to the front gate and reminded me of a cross between Family Guy's old perv and the "have you seen my stapler?" guy from office space. He also ran a Facebook page for a stray cat on our fob. Weird dude, would not trust around children ever.

Name?

USARAK saved my rear end when I went to NTC with them. I would have been very much hosed if that Captain hadn't come and helped me.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

cravius posted:

Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I appreciate this probation.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Soulex posted:

Name?

USARAK saved my rear end when I went to NTC with them. I would have been very much hosed if that Captain hadn't come and helped me.

I don't remember. He got sent home for one reason or another, though.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken

TBeats posted:

E: also it's a really good idea to not offer to extend for a deployment until after a JRTC rotation. It may save you 25 or whatever days of bullshit.

FTFY

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
And I thought 2-12CAV was ate up in my last NTC rotation when we went a day without MRE resupply, but I managed to scrounge a loaf of bread from some JTAC's; was like Jesus feeding the multitude to my platoon. The Black on water though is seriously hosed up, cold weather is where heat cats are even more likely from dehydration.

cravius posted:

Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Sometimes good for me was sitting on an op under a Camo net doing call for fire and chill; ever vigilant of the CSM dressing us down for not being tactical with our ice cooler full of drinks and hibachi grilling burgers.

TPSDude fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Feb 2, 2017

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
What the gently caress, 3 late calls in a row. One for getting back from the field really late, one for bad weather and one for super bowl recovery.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
i don't think i had 3 late calls in a dozen years you're seriously in bizzaro land

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mustang posted:

What the gently caress, 3 late calls in a row. One for getting back from the field really late, one for bad weather and one for super bowl recovery.

Yeah that's what goes for a predeployment pass these days

Enjoy Iran

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
We had a command climate survey for my company recently and the worst thing anyone had to say was that its hosed up we don't have our own printer and have to use BNs. The civilian dude that put together the results said that he usually only see's that in the SOF units on post. Not that we're super high speed or anything just that morale is pretty high.

Me and my 3 section leaders are all the same age, my PSG only a couple years older so we all get along really well. I only have one troublesome soldier and he's not even really that much trouble.

Seriously the most fun I've ever had at a job.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I can't wait till mustang is an LTC and can't fathom why people are unhappy and does BN runs and think all the soldiers behind him are loving MOTIVATED AS gently caress ESPRIT DE CORPS

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Haha, that isn't even remotely anything like me. If I was a LTC there would be no BN runs and I wouldn't micromanage what people do for PT. I actually think group PT is a waste of time.

regardless, I won't be in the Army long enough to make LTC anyway, the stuff in between being a commander blows

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
ok guy haha.


hahahha

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha

qtiyd

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
get out man seriously

here are some tips

don't get married

don't have kids

dont buy poo poo on loan

don't get scared by the civilian job economy

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's OK Mustang, we all know you probably wouldn't make it in the real world.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha

qtiyd

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
mustang man i love you though for real but your poo poo is so atypical

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Mustang posted:

We had a command climate survey for my company recently and the worst thing anyone had to say was that its hosed up we don't have our own printer and have to use BNs. The civilian dude that put together the results said that he usually only see's that in the SOF units on post. Not that we're super high speed or anything just that morale is pretty high.

Me and my 3 section leaders are all the same age, my PSG only a couple years older so we all get along really well. I only have one troublesome soldier and he's not even really that much trouble.

Seriously the most fun I've ever had at a job.

Stop fakeposting bitch

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha

qtiyd

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha

qtiyd

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I can't wait to see Mustang's mood change after he gets back from Iran in two years. Granted, his PL time will be done by then, so he'll probably be a super salty company XO who spent his deployment figuring out what to do with all of the vehicles wrecked by EFPs and arguing with the BMO about whose responsibility it is to scrub out the human remains.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
can't wait for Mustang to be made the scapegoat for his soldier's dying in Iran because of some *insert ARBITRARY BULLSHIT LIKE WEARING KNEEPADS*

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
wahh my chain of command that i love and cherish and honor wont honor my REFRAD packet

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man

psydude posted:

I can't wait to see Mustang's mood change after he gets back from Iran in two years. Granted, his PL time will be done by then, so he'll probably be a super salty company XO who spent his deployment figuring out what to do with all of the vehicles wrecked by EFPs and arguing with the BMO about whose responsibility it is to scrub out the human remains.

Lol has mustang not been an XO yet?

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Mustang should just transfer across the grass to one of the infantry companies. I know one is investigating like 8 guys for running a coke ring. He would probably have a much more accurate army experience there.

Edit: and we don't have a late call tomorrow, at least as of now.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Not yet, I'm a PL for now and I'd like it to stay that way as long as possible.

You should have been notified by now about tomorrows late call, it's from the BDE commander

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I wasn't notified about the last two, so if there actually is one I wouldn't be surprised.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

wahh my chain of command that i love and cherish and honor wont honor my REFRAD packet

goddamn

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Truly two different sides of the same coin

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

wahh my chain of command that i love and cherish and honor wont honor my REFRAD packet

Good lord I know this exact person and he was a real joy on the deployment he was effectively forced to join

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

can't wait for Mustang to be made the scapegoat for his soldier's dying in Iran because of some *insert ARBITRARY BULLSHIT LIKE WEARING KNEEPADS*

Seriously.

Every casualty report must include the status of all the PPE the Soldier was wearing/not wearing.

TPSDude
Apr 7, 2011

Tank Goon
Weed, Dude
420-0420
PV1
HHC, 1-9CAV, 1BDE, 1CD
PV1 Weed died of self inflicted internal bleeding through severing of left femoral artery. Failure of CPT Mustang to identify PVT Weed's habit of asymmetric knee pad adornment contributed to his untimely death; whereupon following CPT Mustang's order to "stop whining about the heat, take a knee and drink water private" PV1 Weed did so on the leg opposite the one equipped with a knee pad, resulting in his left leg's femoral artery being severed. Preventive measures such as wearing of the reflective belt had been taken prior to the incident, but were of no use in stopping the unseen internal bleeding. CPT Mustang's failure to identify that PVT Weed was red on dental and SHARP training may have been the leading contributing factors prior to the incident that led to PV1 Weed's death.
Dog, Snoop (420) bla-zeit

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I remember doing the cas reports in Iraq circa 06 and the first question was basically "WAS DUDE WEARING EYE PRO"

like that poo poo mattered when getting disintegrated by EFPs but I'm sure they chalked that poo poo up to a leadership failure regardless if checked "No"

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

Obstacle2 posted:

Lol has mustang not been an XO yet?

Come, Mustang. Join us at the XO table and wait for the sweet release of death.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Come, Mustang. Join us at the XO table and wait for the sweet release of death.

Pro username/post combo

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Come, Mustang. Join us at the XO table and wait for the sweet release of death.

Your commander heard your request, and deemed death too good for you; they want to watch you suffer.

Triggs
Nov 23, 2005

Tango Down!
If they really want you to suffer they send you to S-3.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Triggs posted:

If they really want you to suffer they send you to S-3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg&t=25s

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