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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Rhyno posted:

Ladies ruin everything.


I googled "Star Trek Ladies" and a few clicks more lead me to this clown who got married in a Nemesis dress uniform.



It was in DS9 before it was in Nemesis.

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Well, more accurately, Farrell didn't want to do 26 episodes a year any more, and tried to negotiate a reduced commitment of something like 8-13 episodes. (I just loaned my Fifty Year Mission out so I can't get the exact quote.) Apparently Rick Berman flipped out and told her it was all or nothing, so she left. Ira Behr claims that if he'd been made aware of any of this at the time, he would have fought to let her do the reduced schedule and keep her on the show.

That makes sense.

In that case, what a dick. DS9 is an ensemble cast anyway and it's much easier to bench people than Voyager or TNG would be. Granted the marriage would made it a little awkward and the finale prep is coming that season, but it's easy as hell to call it a special mission for Starfleet and leave it at that.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Yeah, just have an episode early on in the season where Jadzia gets sent off on a special mission for Starfleet Intelligence or something, maybe tie it in to the Section 31 plot, have her gone half the season, and have her come back for the finale arc. Someone hire me to write Discovery.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pakled posted:

It was in DS9 before it was in Nemesis.


and was in Insurrection first.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
As people said in response to my Maquis question, if they had bothered to put more depth into their struggle it might have made them more sympathetic. The show just has them as arrogant jerks that assumed they deserved to have wars fought to protect their shitball colonies.

Though someone mentioned that the colonists there seemed to want to get away from the Federation, but that was never explored. It seems like you have pretty much unlimited freedom to do whatever you want in the federation. Want to be a musician and play in a band? Go for it! Want to write novels, do it! Want to sit around and gently caress holograms, just wipe it off when you leave. Maybe they sought to make a harder life for themselves in some weird attempt to capture a rugged individualism of the past.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Kind of reminds me of the final season of Charmed.

"We've been told to cut the budget. Fire all the male regular cast members."
"Uh... but one of them is both the husband of one of the heroines and the father of her children, and also the literal angel who connects them to the higher powers of the universe and heals them when they get near-fatally wounded as happens on a regular basis?"
"...okay, come up with some bullshit reason why he can't be there for half the episodes."
[Leo is frozen in ice for some bullshit reason]

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

twistedmentat posted:

Maybe they sought to make a harder life for themselves in some weird attempt to capture a rugged individualism of the past.

Even this doesn't work, because the Federation was totally willing to just relocate them to some other dumpy planet with as little or as much help as they'd like.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

twistedmentat posted:

As people said in response to my Maquis question, if they had bothered to put more depth into their struggle it might have made them more sympathetic. The show just has them as arrogant jerks that assumed they deserved to have wars fought to protect their shitball colonies.

Though someone mentioned that the colonists there seemed to want to get away from the Federation, but that was never explored. It seems like you have pretty much unlimited freedom to do whatever you want in the federation. Want to be a musician and play in a band? Go for it! Want to write novels, do it! Want to sit around and gently caress holograms, just wipe it off when you leave. Maybe they sought to make a harder life for themselves in some weird attempt to capture a rugged individualism of the past.

Well, people in the Federation are free to do whatever they want except not be part of the Federation. I mean, Earth must be crazy crowded with lots of cultures constantly intermixing and people coming and going and commuting to work from the other side of the planet. It would be hard to maintain a "village" feel in a community and groups that are trying to avoid assimilation might simply leave. I mean, this is a setting where French people all speak English and religion hardly seems to exist, so if you're a traditionalist who wants to hold onto your culture distinctiveness, the big Fed worlds might not be for you. I think it's telling that most of the weirdo colonists we've seen have had a separatist streak of one sort or another. We get Space Irish primitivists, weird cloning cults, Indian back-to-the-landers and on and on, but the common theme is that these people want to live in a community that controls its own destiny (and population, to an extent) and doesn't want annoying Star Fleet types butting in. As for resettlement, if the colonizing project itself is what brought these communities together, than it's not inconceivable that the group would fracture entirely as soon as people were back in the Feddie mainstream. At which point, the colonists would have basically wasted years of their lives.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

It tries to play on actual historical themes of people forcibly displaced by the government but fails to create the same context. Like when Canada scoops up a bunch of first nations and dropped them off in the far far north in order to both get rid of them and help "stake a claim" on the area to populate it and then didn't really give them supplies much help because "nah those eskimos know how to survive up there they'll be fine" that was not a good thing to do.

The Maquis are more like a bunch of english colonists that wanted to move into a disputed territory and england specifically told them "hey guys please don't settle there that area is a political clusterfuck and we don't have set borders yet" and the english settlers responded by thumbing their noses and saying "gently caress you dad we're settling this area all by our selves we're totally independent!!!" and then when it turned out spain also had settlers in the area and the whole thing triggered a war and then a peace treaty that established logical borders some colonists found them selves on the wrong side of the border and started flipping out and demanding england go back to war with spain over it.

These aren't poor oppressed natives, they're colonizers mad their mother country isn't imperialisming enough on their behalf. They also demand their autonomy and independence, but only when it suits them. They want the federation to wage a bloody war on their behalf but don't want any re-settlement help because "We build this all by our selves! No outside help!!!"

They are man-children who grew up in Utopia and want a play-struggle.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Well, if you swap Engand and Spain in your example with the US and Mexico, you basically get the Texas revolution and the Mexican-American war, except in that case, the settlers' plan actually worked.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Trickjaw posted:

and was in Insurrection first.

I meant Insurrection.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Duckbag posted:

Well, if you swap Engand and Spain in your example with the US and Mexico, you basically get the Texas revolution and the Mexican-American war, except in that case, the settlers' plan actually worked.

One weird trick to get every dyed-in-the-wool Texan really really pissed at you when they pull that "we can secede whenever it's in the state constitution DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" jibe.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Other Enterprise season 3 observation:

I dislike whenever there is "ground" combat and our good guys are in a pickle or are confronted by an aggressive laser/phaser/disruptor wielding, armored/shielded/vastly alien foe, the ad nauseam method of dealing with it is to... throw a concussive flashbang at them? And it always works? And it is never adapted to or deviated from? :confused:

Pacra fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Feb 6, 2017

Orv
May 4, 2011
Getting flashbanged loving sucks on levels that are hard to really describe (unless you just want to swear for like half an hour), to be fair. That said, yeah, every single fight is resolved by that, and it gets old around the fourth time they do it.

E: It actually kind of reminds of A-Team in a way. Where all the shootouts are resolved by just throwing and firing poo poo in the general vicinity of the enemy until they tip over. Enterprise at least has them shoot the guy properly.

Orv fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 6, 2017

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

McSpanky posted:

One weird trick to get every dyed-in-the-wool Texan really really pissed at you when they pull that "we can secede whenever it's in the state constitution DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS" jibe.

Yeah, but they tried that once and it didn't work out.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I guess someone brought a copy of XCOM 2 on the mission.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOP4tUayLq4

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

:lol: Dr Bashir.

:mad: gently caress you mom and dad, I stopped calling myself Jules the day I found out what you'd done to me! Jules died in that hospital because you couldn't live with the shame of having a son who just didn't measure up! You killed everything Jules was when he was in the first grade!

"Hey Bashir my brother Kurn just isn't measuring up. He's passed out drunk in my quarters, could you wipe his memory, destroy his personality, and kill everything he is so his amnesiac rear end can be someone else's problem?"

:v: Oh good that will save me some cash on the anesthetic, can I mindwipe anyone else while I'm there?


Edit:
Sisko too.

"Mr Worf you had better hope he lives or you'll be charged with murder. I don't care about your rituals and I don't care about your culture and I don't care if he wants to die, you're a starfleet officer."
"K how bout I get him drunk and surgically destroy his mind but he's still technically alive"
"Lol do it"

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Feb 6, 2017

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Well, to be fair, Kurn was going to kill himself.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I wonder if that's the standard treatment for depression and suicidal thoughts in the Federation.

Like when O'Brien was going to kill himself over his guilt about murdering his fake cellmate in that fake mind prison was Bashir thinking "Oh Jesus if I can't get him to see a therapist I'm going to have to mind wipe him and send his rear end on a one-way trip to that planet of Irish stereotypes and repressed cloners."

That's why everyone in Starfleet is such a creepy well-adjusted cardboard person. If you're not they wipe brain until you get it right. Barclay's on the edge.

E: Oh jeez he probably was, he even brought it up to Keiko. "Hey remember when Pulaski and Crusher wiped specific memories of seeing aliens from species whose brain chemistry were similar to humans, well neither do the writers, so I can either give O'Brien therapy or erase his brain just sayin"

VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Feb 6, 2017

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

Rhyno posted:

Ladies ruin everything.


I googled "Star Trek Ladies" and a few clicks more lead me to this clown who got married in a Nemesis dress uniform.



Oh my innocent friend, it goes so much deeper than that.

quote:

A pair of longtime Next Generation fans have decided to live long and prosper together in a civil ceremony that's was as sweet and geeky as you can imagine. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations, indeed.

The brides, Anita Bayliss and Margaret Wood—who met 14 years ago on an Internet Trek forum run by Wood—were wearing the latest in Star Trek: Nemesis formal wear for the event, held in the Liberty Stadium in Swansea, South Wales.





Awwwwwww.....wait....

quote:

A sci-fi fanatic who fraudulently claimed £16,000 in benefits was caught after photographs of her Star Trek-themed civil ceremony to her partner were published in a newspaper.

Anita Bayliss, 48, failed to admit her partnership with Margaret Wood when she claimed benefits as an unemployed single person.

But a fraud investigation was launched after Ms Bayliss and Ms Wood, 50, were photographed at their civil ceremony in the Star Trek-themed celebration.
Ms Bayliss was ordered to repay all the cash and given a suspended jail sentence at magistrates court.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

MikeJF posted:

Not a huge Sovvy fan but I like it here

:vid:

I forgot how mental that guys CG talent was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUG_ibsZck

The other few videos on his channel are stunning.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Mental Hospitality posted:

I forgot how mental that guys CG talent was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUG_ibsZck

The other few videos on his channel are stunning.

Watching stuff like this is painful because it's yet another reminder that we'll never see the full series like this. Just fan-made clips on YouTube. :smithicide:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Holy poo poo. This is straight up pornography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs0-hhOZFQ

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

skooma512 posted:

I guess someone brought a copy of XCOM 2 on the mission.

In some alternate universe where people still make Star Trek games there must be a pretty great XCOM 2 clone that replaces the Avenger with the Enterprise and your soldiers with redshirt away teams.

Orv
May 4, 2011

Delsaber posted:

In some alternate universe where people still make Star Trek games there must be a pretty great XCOM 2 clone that replaces the Avenger with the Enterprise and your soldiers with redshirt away teams.

There was a Commandos style Star Trek game, Away Force I think. Not great sadly.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli
Away Team. I enjoyed it, but yeah, not fantastic. It had a pretty ridiculous plot.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Somebody takes over Starfleet Academy or HQ or something and you have to go in and phaser murder a bunch of mind-controlled cadets or something? It's been a while.

Digital Prophet
Apr 16, 2006

"..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."


I came in here to learn about what's going on with the new star trek and when is it supposed to start, or if it was canceled or what, and you nerds are still arguing about characters from DS9.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


quote:

I came in here to learn about what's going on with the new star trek and when is it supposed to start, or if it was canceled or what, and you nerds are still arguing about characters from DS9.

Timby posted:

So ... what's Star Trek: Discovery?
In late 2014 and throughout 2015, rumors began to circulate that CBS was exploring the possibility of bringing Star Trek back to television in some form or another. After talking with several potential producers, CBS finally announced in early 2016 that Bryan Fuller (Pushing Daisies, Hannibal) would be the executive producer of the new series alongside Alex Kurtzman. As conceived by Fuller, its first season will be a 13-episode single story arc.

So Trek is back on TV?
Not quite. CBS originally intended for Discovery to be the centerpiece of the launch of its All Access streaming service, and the international streaming rights were sold to Netflix. But the first season, in North America, is going to be exclusive to All Access, which costs $9.99 a month and is such a tremendous piece of crap that CBS has already allied with Hulu to use Hulu's backend for live streaming. On a positive note, Les Moonves is on the record as saying that the international Netflix deal covered at least half of the production budget for the first season.

HOWEVER, the pilot episode will be broadcast on CBS proper. All further episodes will be on the All Access service.

Oh. But Bryan Fuller is running it? That's AWESOME!
Not quite. While Fuller conceived the show, assembled the team of writers and producers, came up with his overall story for the first season and wrote the first two episodes ... but Fuller is a notorious perfectionist and isn't known for moving at a terribly speedy pace. Later in 2016, there were rumors that there was a delay imminent (the show was originally slated to start filming in August for a January launch, and by September there still were no casting announcements), and then rumors started to fly that Fuller might be taking a reduced role -- which was soon announced. While it was originally said that Fuller was still actively involved in the show and would be working with the writers, just not handling the day-to-day operations, Fuller himself later confirmed that his involvement with Discovery was over -- beyond the story concept and having written the first two scripts, he is now completely out of the picture, though he retains his "created by" and executive producer titles.

Oh. Well, that sucks. Who IS involved, then?
The day-to-day executive producers are Gretchen Berg and Heather Kadin, with Akiva Goldsman lending support in the writers' room. Both Berg and Kadin have experience working on Alex Kurtzman's television shows. A number of Trek alumni are involved, as well: Nicholas Meyer is on board as a consulting producer who is also working on scripts; Next Generation / DS9 / Voyager writer Joe Menosky is on board as a writer; Rod Roddenberry has an executive producer title.

Huh. Okay, that might work. So what's it about?
Discovery is set ten years prior to The Original Series, per Fuller, though it's unclear if he means literally ten years prior to "Where No Man Has Gone Before" or if he's being cagey and suggesting it's ten years prior to "The Cage." In any event, the show's first season will cover "an incident in the history of Starfleet that had been talked about but never fully explored." What that means is anyone's guess, but some ideas include the Tarsus IV blight or something to do with the Romulans.

And the ship?
Based upon Ralph McQuarrie's rejected Enterprise design from Planet of the Titans, the USS Discovery is ... ugly as poo poo.


Who's on it?
Discovery will be the first Star Trek show not to focus upon the ship's commanding officer as the central character. Currently announced cast members include:

- Sonequa Martin-Green as Rainsford: The lieutenant commander of the USS Discovery, referred to as "Number One."
- Doug Jones as Saru: An alien Science Officer serving as a lieutenant aboard the Discovery.
- Anthony Rapp as Stamets: A Science Officer specializing in astromycology (the study of fungi in space). He is openly gay.
- James Frain as Sarek

Michelle Yeoh has been cast in a recurring role as the captain of the USS Shenzhou, while Shazad Latif (Spooks) will recur as the commanding officer of a Klingon ship.

When's it coming?
As I said earlier, it was originally intended to begin showing in January of this year. In September, it was announced that the show had been delayed to May. Earlier this month, it was announced that it had been delayed again, this time to an indefinite date in the future. Production began the week of January 23.

What timeline is it set in?
Timeline?! This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time.

...

What was I saying? Oh, right. Discovery is set in the Prime Timeline. Don't worry if you hate the reboot movies, because this isn't part of that universe.

---

There, just link to this giant effort post whenever we start going through the same half-dozen questions about Discovery.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
How the gently caress did they land on "fungi specialist" as one of the main characters?

Digital Prophet
Apr 16, 2006

"..and then came the black crow, herald of doom, who foretold the coming of death."


dont even fink about it posted:

(Reposting page 1 for my dumb rear end)

Man, that is a whole lot of disappointment contained in a single show.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

PostNouveau posted:

How the gently caress did they land on "fungi specialist" as one of the main characters?

Presumably that's his speciality, which they'll forget about after episode 3 after he becomes Generic Science Officer.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Gawain The Blind posted:

Man, that is a whole lot of disappointment contained in a single show.

Don't worry. If you're in the US, you won't be able to watch it anyway. Problem solved!

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Gawain The Blind posted:

Man, that is a whole lot of disappointment contained in a single show.

It is actually only 2-3 pages ago, Timby is basically the only one doing his homework while a couple of posters are putting themselves through the bad Star Trek shows for some reason.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

The_Doctor posted:

Presumably that's his speciality, which they'll forget about after episode 3 after he becomes Generic Science Officer.

I can't wait because he's got a stupid specialty for a main character.

Or maybe every episode will revolve around fungi.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


I honestly don't know why they are taking the focus away from the captain. You're now starting with characters who by definition have less agency.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




PostNouveau posted:

I can't wait because he's got a stupid specialty for a main character.

Or maybe every episode will revolve around fungi.

It's the most realistic bit of the show to me. So he did a dumb PhD thesis. It's not like you get a Doctorate Of General Sciency Stuff.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

dont even fink about it posted:

I honestly don't know why they are taking the focus away from the captain. You're now starting with characters who by definition have less agency.

I dunno, the first officer is still probably in charge of a lot of situations. The thing is, they're still going to cast a captain, and so the captain's going to be in the ensemble, and you've got first officer and science officer, so how big a departure is it really? Sounds like they're going to end up with a bridge crew all the same.

If they want to give it a new perspective, they should get reallll far away from the bridge. How about some enlisted crew? The guys shoveling the dilithium into the chambers and dying on away missions.

MikeJF posted:

It's the most realistic bit of the show to me. So he did a dumb PhD thesis. It's not like you get a Doctorate Of General Sciency Stuff.

Based on all the other science officers, I think you can get a Doctorate of General Sciency Stuff. And the engineers get them too. And whiz kid ensigns.

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Feb 6, 2017

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I'm sure the new guy will have studied general sciency stuff and be qualified all over general sciency stuff too. But everyone's got a weird speciality.

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