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Guy Goodbody posted:
It looks like a cat.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:21
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In my defense I owned a Main Coon which is the most doglike of cats.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:27
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Boosh! posted:It looks like a cat. It really doesn't Detective Thompson posted:Don't know too much about this besides a vague "Dad protects his family from something evil in the woods outside their house" summary, but the poster hits some really good notes for me. 
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Feb 7, 2017 20:29
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I welcome all cat derails. Maine Coon:  
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Feb 7, 2017 20:40
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They said fluffy cat. The cat pictured in your post is practically bald. The dog in the photo could sorta kinda maybe be mistaken for something along these lines:    #NOTALLCATS
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Feb 7, 2017 20:41
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It's clearly a dog because you can't put a leash on a cat, jesus christ.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:06
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Well I mean, you can. Results vary.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:09
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We don't need explanations. Just this:Peanut President posted:It's clearly a dog
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Feb 7, 2017 22:12
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Maine Coons? Here's my little badass. She's a bit undersized at 18lbs, but she rules the house and has my 100lb Lab-Mastiff mix terrified.  Anyhow back to posters: Pirates 5. Not really a fan of this. Seems too busy and unbalanced, like they just took everything and slapped it on there. 
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Feb 7, 2017 22:16
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If that isn't a lenticular poster where Johnny Depp's face turns into a skull as you walk past it, someone done goofed up.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:17
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caligulamprey posted:If that isn't a lenticular poster where Johnny Depp's face turns into a skull as you walk past it, someone done goofed up. OK, maybe it's composite of all views. I could live with that if at one extreme no skulls and then everything else fades out as the skulls come into play.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:20
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Mods, please change my name to Extreme No Skulls, thanks.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:23
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A posters that's just a closeup of Johnny Depp's face with SKULLS COME INTO PLAY over it
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Feb 7, 2017 22:24
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Just make the cast of the Pirates movies 100% skeletons already, jeez.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:27
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flosofl posted:Maine Coons? That is a fan poster. There's no way it's not. I mean, first off, there's a "designed by some guy" at the bottom, and the other give away is Orlando Bloom needs to look more Davy Jones-ish. Like in the trailer. SAD!
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Feb 7, 2017 22:26
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 Huh. Somehow I don't see this poster making it into theaters.
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Feb 7, 2017 22:56
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flosofl posted:Pirates 5. Not really a fan of this. Seems too busy and unbalanced, like they just took everything and slapped it on there. Why is Avril Lavigne in this movie?
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Feb 7, 2017 23:31
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Oh c'mon she doesn't look that much like a skull.
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Feb 7, 2017 23:32
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I was gonna say "where's her necktie" but the ship looks like a cravat at a glance
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Feb 7, 2017 23:58
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Is "Reloaded" really the tagline they want to go with for a Keanu Reeves sequel?
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Feb 8, 2017 02:54
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kiimo posted:
I can't wait for John Wick twate!
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Feb 8, 2017 03:20
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Feb 8, 2017 03:37
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"go go"? i mean i figured they'd be wearing sexy cop outfits or something but hey, as long as I get my moneys worth
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Feb 8, 2017 04:01
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The open mouths make them look kind dumb. edit: I listened to the newest You Must Remember This and a movie came up that made me laugh so I'm sharing it with you.  It's the lead actor's name that really gets me.
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Feb 8, 2017 07:49
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McSpanky posted:I was gonna say "where's her necktie" but the ship looks like a cravat at a glance It's a dravog.
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Feb 8, 2017 08:47
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DC Murderverse posted:It's the lead actor's name that really gets me. http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0185304/
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Feb 8, 2017 11:49
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This poster is loving gross
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Feb 8, 2017 14:35
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This poster is loving gross I am so tired of movie posters that desperately want me to see each of the actor's individual pores.
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Feb 8, 2017 14:36
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Disgusting, unkempt pirate somehow better groomed than actor who plays him.
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Feb 8, 2017 14:39
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kiimo posted:
Wasn't there some rule about guns, that they can't point directly at the viewer?
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Feb 8, 2017 16:10
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Not with Trump in office!
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Feb 8, 2017 16:11
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 This poster cracks me up
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Feb 8, 2017 17:59
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It looks like an MS Paint poster.
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Feb 8, 2017 17:59
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THE BAR posted:Wasn't there some rule about guns, that they can't point directly at the viewer? I'm not sure worldwide, but the UK Advertising Standards Authority doesn't like it. quote:Marketers have a little more leeway if the image reflects the nature of the product on offer but should always take care to avoid offence or condoning the use of weapons. [...] quote:Marketers who depict weapons should take great care to ensure that the approach is suitable both for the product being advertised and the intended audience. Marketers should not imply that weapons are an everyday part of life or can solve problems (Universal Music Group, 4 January 2006). As a general rule, marketers should avoid depicting weapons that are pointing directly or aggressively at the reader because such images can be threatening and can cause unnecessary fear and distress. In rejecting complaints about a poster for the TV series “Dexter” the ASA took into account the fact that the knife was not being used in a threatening manner, was not aimed at another character or reader and was not bloodstained. (Fox International Channels UK Ltd, 9 January 2008). But, even if a weapon is shown pointing away from the reader, advertisements featuring prominent shots of guns or guns being brandished in an aggressive manner are likely to be unacceptable (Entertainment Film Distributors Ltd, 21 November 2007).
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Feb 8, 2017 17:58
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Item Getter posted:Is "Reloaded" really the tagline they want to go with for a Keanu Reeves sequel? Well it does have Laurence Fishburne...
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Feb 8, 2017 18:04
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McSpanky posted:Having lived rurally most of my childhood, the imagery of your dog straining at their leash at something just beyond that sequestering cloak of darkness surrounding your property is pretty evocative. I agree, it's powerful for anyone who spent some of their lives in the bush. I think what it needs, though, is for the dog's ears to be flattened right back. That would have freaked me the gently caress out if I was walking a dog a night and it did that. Of course, then even fewer goon would be able to tell if it was a cat or not 
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Feb 8, 2017 18:13
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show the hair raised on the spine, too.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:19
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kiimo posted:
Nitpick, but they could have lined the TW with the O a little better.
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Feb 8, 2017 18:44
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THE BAR posted:Wasn't there some rule about guns, that they can't point directly at the viewer? Precisely.
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So the first one wasnt hanging up anywhere either?
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