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Rambling Robot posted:Where the x-es are letters in my name. People can easy guess my first first name and maybe even my last name. Creepy. Glad I just bought an owl sticker and not the giant butt plug after all. We all know you are going to put that owl sticker on a larger butt plug.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:We all know you are going to put that owl sticker on a larger butt plug. Obviously, but perhaps not an AliExpress one.
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Feb 8, 2017 02:56
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Just lol if you don't have a 3' 5'' statue of Mao in your house yet. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/shitou-002080-41-Chinese-Bronze-Mao-Zedong-made-a-bamboo-chair-Great-person-Statue/32613566788.html  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rev...2713543474.html
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I need that statue. Can a fellow Communist please paypal me US $2,400.89?
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Rambling Robot posted:I need that statue. Can a fellow Communist please paypal me US $2,400.89? shouldnt cost too much to ship a bronze mao statue from china
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Rutibex posted:shouldnt cost too much to ship a bronze mao statue from china $989 to the US. But only $501 to the UK. Guess you'll just have to stick with your Stalin dolls.  https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bra...2254102183.html
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The engrish shirts are the best https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32616915102.html#autostay
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I like their awareness positivity bracelets 
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How much do you go to capitalist hell if you order cheap knock-offs from AliExpress?
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lilljonas posted:How much do you go to capitalist hell if you order cheap knock-offs from AliExpress? 
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Sigh, I gotta find a better way to order from these places. Half my order got shipped, the other half got cancelled due to non-payment. It was all purchased at the same time, on a VISA gift card.
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Rambling Robot posted:I just made an $1 order to test the site, and I'm listed on the item page like this: Not only that, but some sellers don't really understand that people want their names kept private. They'll post "John Smith very good buyer, no trouble, happy lunar new year" on those beads you bought, be they necklace beads or rear end beads. lilljonas posted:How much do you go to capitalist hell if you order cheap knock-offs from AliExpress? Capitilast hell is uhhh utopia isn't it? Worry about bad chemicals, that's all. Johnny Aztec posted:Sigh, I gotta find a better way to order from these places. Half my order got shipped, the other half got cancelled due to non-payment. It was all purchased at the same time, on a VISA gift card. Are you in the US? I've used Visa gift cards for all my large orders (Up over $150, once or twice) and not had this issue. You're registering the cards online first, right? Gotta make sure those zip codes match. Other than that.. Might just be the sellers. The big orders were from specialists in either jewelry components or packaging & shipping materials, I imagine they're less cautious than the sellers who deal with every high American with a spare few dollars. And people buying speciality stuff are going to want to be able to do so again, I would think. I know, from being one. Whereas people ordering once are more likely to try and cheat. Good luck.
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Because I had a Captain America with his helmet on, and I wanted the unhelmeted look? 
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i saw someone mention stickers on aliexpress are great so i went a little crazy and now have a few hundred stickers coming to me not sure what i'm really going to do with them. but more specifically what the hell am i gonna do with this one 
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i dont want to get a visa gift card for the nth time am i gonna get fraudhacked https://www.aliexpress.com/store/pr...1935739506.html Lawrence Gilchrist fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Feb 8, 2017 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:but more specifically what the hell am i gonna do with this one Stick it on the bathroom wall of the most patriotic redneck dive bar you can find. Or on the back of a pickup truck right over the confederate flag.
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I use the same credit card I use for all my online purchases and I've never had an issue before. Didn't even occur to me to buy a prepaid visa. I think I am about to get burned for the first time though. I bought a watch on singles day (11/11) and though the item arrived in my country in late November, it still hasn't shown up at my door. I suspect customs turned it away, so I opened a dispute, and the seller basically told me "it's in your country! Please be patient!". I may just let the transaction resolve because it was only $3 and I don't want to get doxxed by some Chinese warehouse guy.
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Killingyouguy! posted:I use the same credit card I use for all my online purchases and I've never had an issue before. Didn't even occur to me to buy a prepaid visa. Well, I wouldn't have bothered but they don't take Discover or American Express.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:but more specifically what the hell am i gonna do with this one Airplane toilet door so it folds away when it's open and stares you in your face when you close it and drop trou.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i dont want to get a visa gift card for the nth time am i gonna get fraudhacked Probably not. I do that with any large online purchase, to limit my spending. I've used my visa debit through my bank, too, no issues. My almost-MIL keeps getting her card info stolen and used to buy random poo poo and a lot of Google Play credits, but that's been happening for years and she's never bought from AE so I can't see them being related. (my theory is a shady dating site)
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Has anyone bought shoes or a fitness watch? Would those be of decent quality? Im looking for cheap running shoes. Im also trying to amass a good enough order on aliexpress. right now i have just s sailor moon backpack.... how are you guys finding the weird poo poo? And just for the financially conscious where you cheap ladies buying your clothes at?
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Define fitness watch. If something with an optical heart sensor, don't bother - they're inaccurate, especially when your wrist is damp (say, from sweat)
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Thanks Pick, I have now ordered a poo poo ton of vinyl stickers and the Trump & Putin kissing shirt.
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treiz01 posted:Thanks Pick, I have now ordered a poo poo ton of vinyl stickers and the Trump & Putin kissing shirt. 
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Has anyone bought shoes or a fitness watch? Would those be of decent quality? Im looking for cheap running shoes. Im also trying to amass a good enough order on aliexpress. right now i have just s sailor moon backpack.... how are you guys finding the weird poo poo? I bought some gothy kner-high platforms about a year ago, out of curiosity. Look like this:   They're surprisingly high-quality and comfortable. They were $35 shipped, and the equivalent from one of the barely decent quality gothy shoemakers would be $80-$90. Quality like this would be more like $110-$130. They have this great gray plaid lining and everything. The only difference in experience is that they stank when they arrived. Horrible chemical plasticy smell. But I sat then in the garage for a few days and it went away. They've held up better than a pair of Demonia combat boots, and Demonia is one of the big brands for gothy footwear. They're also about a billion times more comfortable. Usually I find weird poo poo when looking for mundane things. Get the app and browse while in bed, maybe? I don't really buy clothing from AE, the sizing poo poo is too much. I'm a 1X in US sizes, so I'm like a 4X in AE sizes. Most cool things don't go that large. Except corsets, for some reason. I did buy a couple shirts years ago, they were marked 1X, and were cut so that my tits pulled front of the shirts up about six inches. They were.. I don't know the name of the style. The girls cut. Not babydoll tees, but women's T's. They don't know how to cut for big boobs. Ohhh yeah I did get a pair of "mermaid" leggings, but they weren't holographic so I returned them. They were marked 2X, but fit. Generally, there's a size chart.
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Before I found this thread I bought a bunch of sexy dude underwear. It worked out pretty good, but you definitely need to order larger than you are. For the record, if you're looking for clothing bootlegs, there's guides out there that help you translate it into the lingo that sellers use. Sometimes they'll use the exact same branded elastic, but they'll blur the photos so you can't see it. It's there in the finished product though. I got - a bunch of knockoff andrew christian underwear (has a pocket for your junk). It was brightly colored and worked pretty well for gyrating at potential mates. -some mesh undies. -a jock strap I washed all of it and none of it gave me caustic chemical burns. Five stars!
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low price today on ants toothpicks
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My see through birdfeeder came and it's amazing! Timmy the titmouse came to visit today!
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Krakox posted:Before I found this thread I bought a bunch of sexy dude underwear. It worked out pretty good, but you definitely need to order larger than you are. For the record, if you're looking for clothing bootlegs, there's guides out there that help you translate it into the lingo that sellers use. Sometimes they'll use the exact same branded elastic, but they'll blur the photos so you can't see it. It's there in the finished product though. its nice to hear they dont just send you a vinyl tarp like 2009-era yesasia. can you point me in the right direction i tried googling your phrases
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:i dont want to get a visa gift card for the nth time am i gonna get fraudhacked From what I understand when you order something on aliexpress the payment goes thru aliexpress themselves and the vendor never gets your payment info, I think it goes thru alipay (chinese paypal or so). point is, alibaba and co. (alipay, aliexpress etc) is a big company and unlikely to fraud ur credit card
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Thanks mpgs and slacksyn for the info. I bought some pins and some kind of metal collar thing for two bucks.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:some kind of reverse baroque collar lapels extender  I hope that's not one of those child abuse devices linked earlier
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Krakox posted:For the record, if you're looking for clothing bootlegs, there's guides out there that help you translate it into the lingo that sellers use. Got any links to these guides by any chance?
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Today's odd hot deals! Weird dog and cat backpacks $6  we are skull factory! we will be responsible for the skull quality ! Please believe our sincerity! If you not satisfied with the skull , please contact us before leave a feedback,we will give you a satisfactory answer!  Actually looks kinda cool $6  This is the funnest thread <3
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Has anyone bought shoes or a fitness watch? Would those be of decent quality? Im looking for cheap running shoes. Im also trying to amass a good enough order on aliexpress. right now i have just s sailor moon backpack.... how are you guys finding the weird poo poo? I haven't used it but the go-to chinese fitness watch/band is the Xiaomi Mi Band 2. It averages out at about $25 on AliExpress and on Android (no idea about iOS) there's a pretty big third-party app/mod scene. 
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