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keevo posted:This thing is $200k.
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Why is that dude on the left so blurry?
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 07:46 |
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Body armor rated for .44 Magnum rounds, complete with a DOJ certification letter. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/NIJ-IIIA-Bulletproof-Tactical-Vest/32533374608.html "Explosion proof" riot armor. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rio...2731800153.html
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C.M. Kruger posted:Body armor rated for .44 Magnum rounds, complete with a DOJ certification letter. Seems inexpensive!
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 10:25 |
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C.M. Kruger posted:Body armor rated for .44 Magnum rounds, complete with a DOJ certification letter. I bet the certification is fake.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 10:33 |
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King Vidiot posted:Yes it's true, this woman has no tits: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...c13e159a2&tpp=1 1. AE really loves knocking off the Etsy Witch aesthetic, and I don't blame them. 600+ orders, I recently saw this shirt on Dollskill, which means it hasn't been out that long. 2. Why would you take a picture of yourself in a halter and undies and post it on Ali loving express Bored posted:So, what's the likelihood of getting lots of unwanted emails from shady companies of I sign up to start a cart on the aliexpress app? I used a random side email, haven't gotten any extra spam that I know of. I did use one with my real name set as the name, which might have helped? They might flag for poo poo like "Your Mom" or w/e
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 10:44 |
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Bethamphetamine posted:Things to never buy from China: C.M. Kruger posted:Body armor rated for .44 Magnum rounds, complete with a DOJ certification letter. Krakox posted:That USB FM charger Bluetooth sdcard MP3 player is the most incredibly bloated multi tool I've ever seen and I want one so badly See! It sucks you in! Just when you think you might be able to justify the purchase based on one feature, you find yet another to drag you in and there is no escape
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 10:53 |
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That renaissance baby hoodie is in my cart now Also a while back I ordered this cool knockoff "logic analyzer" for 6$ unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 12:11 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32613175871.html Night vision technology that people can barely notice you're wearing.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 13:00 |
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Ali express t-shirt deparment is basically a "take things from the internet and make them real" and i have no problem with that what-so-ever. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-tshirt-homme-funny-Nicolas-cage-Crazy-3D-Stare-at-you-3d-T-shirt-for-men/32632744087.html Bonus if you like your Cage slightly more cartoony: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Summer-style-Fashion-t-shirt-Nicolas-cage-Crazy-funny-Stare-at-you-print-3d-t-shirt/32534172756.html
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USB mini fish tank: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...2669443067.html Woden fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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keevo posted:https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...a8420528b&tpp=1 "About the shipping cost: Because that every inflatable products will be different, the weight just estimate, so the shipping cost we show is high, just feel free to contact us to confirm the real shipping cost, and if you buy more, that by sea is more cheaper. " That settles it; I'm starting a water park!
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 14:41 |
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protip : buy your partner a handful of non-poo poo small gifts on AE throughout the course of a week. you then have a bunch of stuff show up over the next few months and you look like you're thinking about them all the time.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:20 |
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well why not posted:protip : You could buy them all at the same time and they'll still show up over the course of a few months.
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:23 |
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Seriously tempted by that One Ring! I'll take five...Jihad Me At Hello posted:https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32613175871.html Perfect for Borg cosplay at your nearest Trek convention
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:28 |
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anyone bought leggings on here? are the sizes insanely small / is it worth it?
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# ? Feb 14, 2017 15:30 |
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:1. AE really loves knocking off the Etsy Witch aesthetic, and I don't blame them. 600+ orders, I recently saw this shirt on Dollskill, which means it hasn't been out that long. Figured out that I signed up with the same junk mail email account several years ago when I was considering buying a kingtee tablet monitor, which is why my account got locked immediately. I wanna order a pug back pack to transport art supplies, so I'm going to have to set up another account. Edit: Actually, it looks like it's because I'm using the iApp. There are pugtato shirts for 7 bucks though. Bored fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Feb 14, 2017 |
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spog posted:
When it says FM, does that mean it's a transmitter (like those as seen on tv jupiter jacks) or it can pick up FM stations? My radio is broken except for my aux cord, so just plugging a second radio into it would be hilarious and effective.
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Krakox posted:When it says FM, does that mean it's a transmitter (like those as seen on tv jupiter jacks) or it can pick up FM stations? My radio is broken except for my aux cord, so just plugging a second radio into it would be hilarious and effective. Looking at the spec sheet, you may have found the only thing that it isn't capable of doing:It transmits FM, so that's why it can't receive it. It doesn't have an aux-out socket: but I bet you could find one that does and use your phone's FM radio (if it has one)
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well why not posted:anyone bought leggings on here? are the sizes insanely small / is it worth it? The leggings are usually good, there's often a size chart.
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Krakox posted:When it says FM, does that mean it's a transmitter (like those as seen on tv jupiter jacks) or it can pick up FM stations? My radio is broken except for my aux cord, so just plugging a second radio into it would be hilarious and effective. most smart phones have a secret FM receiver. its part of the bluetooth chip, its a standard part
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I mean, I assume the leggings are good because the shapewear is good, and it's basically the same product.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 06:06 |
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I wonder if you can buy enough machinery at AE so that you too can build your own factory to produce cheap crap to sell there.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 06:19 |
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Original_Z posted:I wonder if you can buy enough machinery at AE so that you too can build your own factory to produce cheap crap to sell there. You already know the answer to this.
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spog posted:Looking at the spec sheet, you may have found the only thing that it isn't capable of doing:It transmits FM, so that's why it can't receive it. As much as I like cheap chinese crap you can probably buy a new car radio for 30$ and not dick around on your phone when you want to change stations or get in/out of your car this thing is a normal car stereo for adults and you wont swerve into a pole while cursing your phone's touchscreen this one has bluetooth !
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 10:09 |
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Today I received my first AliExpress item since this thread started: I'd been looking for a new clutch to take to gigs / clubs for a while but couldn't find anything I liked until AliExpress came to my rescue. It seems fairly solid and well made and they even threw in a gaudy gold ring with a big fake diamond as a freebie.
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cyberia posted:Today I received my first AliExpress item since this thread started: Congrats on your stab bag ! I like that it's transparent to make security checks easier. I love China
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 10:25 |
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Some of the stuff I ordered is now in London before heading back to the continent, I'm worried about the brexit for my future purchases of random garbage.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 10:29 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:As much as I like cheap chinese crap you can probably buy a new car radio for 30$ and not dick around on your phone when you want to change stations or get in/out of your car Unfortunately, I have a Saab and the radio is an integral part of the car's brain and you can't easily swap them out without losing some major functionality issues for the rest of the car which is a shame, because it means I can't replace it with something like this: (go big or go home)
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 10:33 |
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waiting on some pins and some glow in the dark stars for my kid....also got the old lady a fake rear end fitbit watch lol
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 15:35 |
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Does anybody hate their cat?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 15:47 |
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Those touch screen car radios seem awfully cheap for the functionality, call me dubious for some reason
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 15:47 |
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It's essentially a $30 android tablet without a battery and no need for case miniaturization. The screen's bound to be a standard size low quality one, and the processors/components are made in such bulk that they probably just cost pennies at this point
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 15:56 |
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They're cheaper than the 2 DIN DIY hobby kits, tempted to buy one just for parts.
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Touchscreens in the car are a pain in the rear end. Give me buttons and knobs. Source: just uninstalled my old touchscreen and installed a 1 DIN regular rear end bluetooth unit
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spog posted:Does anybody hate their cat? do they have one for fish?
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Internet Friend posted:Touchscreens in the car are a pain in the rear end. Give me buttons and knobs. Source: just uninstalled my old touchscreen and installed a 1 DIN regular rear end bluetooth unit https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wir...2783199442.html
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 16:50 |
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Do any of you guys leave pics or reviews? Is there incentive to do so?
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:Do any of you guys leave pics or reviews? Is there incentive to do so? I take pictures occasionally and usually leave reviews. I haven't received anything significant (maybe a coupon for something like $1 off of $30). It just feels nice
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