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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

koolkevz666 posted:

One lord is an undead robot pirate.

I'm sorry what? Please tell us more while I start planning next month's GW purchases and think of conversions to be done for this.

Trazyn the Infinite is a collector. A collector of the rare and priceless in his tesseract vaults, and his collection is something to behold - he's got Custodes in there. He's got most of a Craftworld. He's got a [maybe] Primarch.

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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

You are however correct if you assume Trazyn is the best. Because he is.

One of the best stories involving him is where he thanked an Inquisitor for "donating" new "exhibits" for his museum (read: a taskforce sent to try and kill him that was promptly captured by him), and sent her a "gift" that would trap whoever got it into a pocket dimension or whatever.

Point being, Trollzyn is Best 'Cron.

Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Feb 8, 2017

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Trazyn is perhaps the only being in the 40K universe whose kleptomaniac skill outshines that of the Blood Ravens.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




koolkevz666 posted:

One lord is an undead robot pirate.

I'm sorry what? Please tell us more while I start planning next month's GW purchases and think of conversions to be done for this.

Cythereal posted:

Trazyn the Infinite is a collector. A collector of the rare and priceless in his tesseract vaults, and his collection is something to behold - he's got Custodes in there. He's got most of a Craftworld. He's got a [maybe] Primarch.

I'm actually talking about Thaszar the Invincible of the Sarneck Dynasty, who is a literal undead robot space pirate.

But, yes, Trazyn is pretty great.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Chapter 1, Part 3 where nothing much really happens except some Orkz git krumped. Zog me.

Disproportionation
Feb 20, 2011

Oh god it's the Clone Saga all over again.

Technowolf posted:

Newcron lore pretty significantly torpedoes that. The new lore is that they were once mortal beings with very short lifespans who declared war on the Old Ones(tm) for the crime of 'being immortal'. 'Crons get their asses handed to them because the Old Ones used the webway to outmaneuver them constantly. Sometime later Szarekh the Silent King decides to make a pact with star vampires (as in, they literally suck the life out of stars) called C'Tan to get turned into robots. A second war between the Necrons/C'Tan and Old Ones erupts, but the enhanced firepower/toughness of the robo-crons makes the Old Ones create the proto-Eldar and proto-Orks as meatshields (whose prodigious use of psychic powers, in turn, roils the once-calm Warp into the Chaos-filled Hell we know now). This ends with the remaining Old Ones loving off to another galaxy (and possibly creating the Tyranids) but Szarekh realizing that he literally sold his people's souls to the C'Tan, so he comes up with a plan to destroy them after they feast on said souls, shattering most of them except Llandu'gor, who was killed, and possibly the Void Dragon, if it is a captured C'Tan.

After this, the remaining Necron nobility realizes that even though they are immortal, they would still succumb to madness after a few eternities, so they decided to take a few-million-year nap until they were ready to rebuild their lost empire. This left the galaxy to the ascendant Eldar, who, of course, hosed everything up (literally). Szarekh then decided to exile himself and fled to intergalactic space, because penance and all that. Then he encountered the 'nids, noped all the way back the Milky Way, and started waking up dormant Tomb Worlds to fight the menace.

Some of these Tomb Worlds, and their nobles, have gone a little...strange intervening millenia. Some of them think they're still mortal and fighting a civil war. Some have had their memories wiped and are nothing more than mindless robots. One lord is an undead robot pirate.

Their endgame has also changed a lot. Some dynasties do want to extinguish all life and rule over an undying galaxy of robot skeletons. Others want to keep the fleshbags around as slaves. Others use the younger races as experiments in order to reform their own fleshy bodies. And some just want those damned kids off of their lawns.

I miss old Necron lore. The change helped to give individual necrons more personality and they now had actual factions, but at the expense of making them all but a non-entity in story impact and they lost the cool "implacable horror" aesthetic - old necrons would just show up and start killing things without any explanation and then leave just as suddenly as they came - there's a neat story where five cairn tomb ships suddenly appear above Mars (cause they use inertialess drives instead of the warp) and one of them actually manages to land on the planet before being destroyed, which considering that Mars is one of the most heavily defended planets in the galaxy is pretty terrifying.

But I guess GW figured if the game had yet another existential threat the whole universe would topple over or something.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Disproportionation posted:

But I guess GW figured if the game had yet another existential threat the whole universe would topple over or something.

Necrons weren't selling. Rather than assuming (correctly) that it's because their rules suck, they assumed it was because of the lore.

Games Workshop is pretty bad about that in general. They don't realize that people usually only buy things that are actually useful.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Technowolf posted:

I'm actually talking about Thaszar the Invincible of the Sarneck Dynasty, who is a literal undead robot space pirate.

But, yes, Trazyn is pretty great.

The origin story of Trazyn is particularly good.

So, a lot of the reason the newcrons are kind of in a bind is that after a couple million years, there have been some stasis tomb failures. Not to worry, though, the command protocols are pretty clear on the order of succession in the event of failures. If the ruler's not waking up, command falls to their designated heir, if they're not available it goes to the highest ranking general, on and on and on through the pointlessly complex Necron hierarchy.

The crown-world of the Solemnace dynasty, at some point during the intervening couple million years, blew the gently caress up.

And so when the Silent King's call reached out, and the command protocols determined who was the highest-ranking noble remaining, the entire military hierarchy was missing, and so was the all of the noble court. With one exception: the Master Archaeovist of the Galleries of Silence, exiled to his own museum-crypt on the grounds nobody really liked the weirdo.

The YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING THE HISTORY DEPARTMENT, YOU WILL REGRET THIS guy has reacted predictably to the news that the budget committee now consists, in its entirety, of him.

There's been so much history in the last couple million years! Somebody needs to preserve it! And Trazyn knows just the nine-foot-tall undead robot monstrosity with a fleet that can block out suns and an army that uses the shattered fragments of the gods they've broken as pokemon to preserve it good and proper.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Ze Pollack posted:

And Trazyn knows just the nine-foot-tall undead robot monstrosity with a fleet that can block out suns and an army that uses the shattered fragments of the gods they've broken as pokemon to preserve it good and proper.

Also, he woke up during the Great Crusade like a small number of other Necrons. Now most Necrons, waking up to find the newborn Imperium lead by the Emperor and the twenty primarchs, immediately said nope we're not doing this and hid or fled. Not Trazyn. Trazyn claims to have been a personal friend of a few of the primarchs, and quite possibly has the primarch Vulkan in his stasis vaults.

It is plausible - Ferrus Manus' titular iron hands were necrodermis from destroying a Necron construct, and Alpharius' weapon of choice was a Necron polearm.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Cythereal posted:

Trazyn the Infinite is a collector. A collector of the rare and priceless in his tesseract vaults, and his collection is something to behold - he's got Custodes in there. He's got most of a Craftworld. He's got a [maybe] Primarch.

Officially, he just has a full set of baroque power armor. It's just that said power armor may or may not contain Vulkan. :v:

Also, as of Fall of Cadia, CREED is now part of his collection.

Arashiofordo3
Nov 5, 2010

Warning, Internet
may prove lethal.

Ze Pollack posted:

The origin story of Trazyn is particularly good.

So, a lot of the reason the newcrons are kind of in a bind is that after a couple million years, there have been some stasis tomb failures. Not to worry, though, the command protocols are pretty clear on the order of succession in the event of failures. If the ruler's not waking up, command falls to their designated heir, if they're not available it goes to the highest ranking general, on and on and on through the pointlessly complex Necron hierarchy.

The crown-world of the Solemnace dynasty, at some point during the intervening couple million years, blew the gently caress up.

And so when the Silent King's call reached out, and the command protocols determined who was the highest-ranking noble remaining, the entire military hierarchy was missing, and so was the all of the noble court. With one exception: the Master Archaeovist of the Galleries of Silence, exiled to his own museum-crypt on the grounds nobody really liked the weirdo.

The YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING THE HISTORY DEPARTMENT, YOU WILL REGRET THIS guy has reacted predictably to the news that the budget committee now consists, in its entirety, of him.

There's been so much history in the last couple million years! Somebody needs to preserve it! And Trazyn knows just the nine-foot-tall undead robot monstrosity with a fleet that can block out suns and an army that uses the shattered fragments of the gods they've broken as pokemon to preserve it good and proper.


Bloody Pom posted:

Officially, he just has a full set of baroque power armor. It's just that said power armor may or may not contain Vulkan. :v:

Also, as of Fall of Cadia, CREED is now part of his collection.


This is why Trazyn is the best Necron. Because in amongst all these super grim gritty warriors, and the endless war. There needs to be a cackling super villein. Who just brings so much fun to the setting.

It wouldn't surprise me if Trazyn went shopping again, and he brought back a blackstone fortress for shits and giggles. Or sneaks into the imperial palace and nicks the emperor's head. He's just fun, and his inclusion in these super serious matters is great! "Cadia's blowing up? Oh well, BETTER KIDNAP CREED!"

cokerpilot
Apr 23, 2010

Battle Brothers! Stop coming to meetings drunk and trying to adopt Tevery Best!

Lord General! Stop standing on the table and making up stupid operation names!

Emperor, why do I put up with these people?

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Chapter 1, Part 3 where nothing much really happens except some Orkz git krumped. Zog me.

Oh god Herp I really really thought you had hosed that up there that was an amazing last second save.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Arashiofordo3 posted:

This is why Trazyn is the best Necron. Because in amongst all these super grim gritty warriors, and the endless war. There needs to be a cackling super villein. Who just brings so much fun to the setting.

It wouldn't surprise me if Trazyn went shopping again, and he brought back a blackstone fortress for shits and giggles. Or sneaks into the imperial palace and nicks the emperor's head. He's just fun, and his inclusion in these super serious matters is great! "Cadia's blowing up? Oh well, BETTER KIDNAP CREED!"

There's also the Necron Lord who got super-Alzheimers from the conversion process, so he thinks he and literally everyone else he meets are Necrontyr. And his bodyguard just kinda goes along with it because he can't convince him otherwise.

Newcrons are the best.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Yeah Herp that was amazing. It's really fun to watch the moves you pull, like the triple-ram that took out the escort.

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
After you killed that one cruiser it seemed like the battle was now in your favour with the orks down a big ship and the intel safe, was there a reason why you didn't kill the remaining ones for extra renown?

DatonKallandor
Aug 21, 2009

"I can no longer sit back and allow nationalist shitposting, nationalist indoctrination, nationalist subversion, and the German nationalist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious game balance."

Perestroika posted:

Edit: Sometimes the STCs also incorporate automated factories. So you'd just dial in what you want, throw in a bunch of requested raw materials in one end, and receive a shiny new tank out the other. Presumably the original full STCs also had that functionality, making them even more valuable.

In one story the automated STC factory happened to be tampered with by the Void Dragons minions. It was endlessly churning out Necrons with Lightning Fields. Admech did not appreciate the perfection of the machine in that instance.

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Asehujiko posted:

After you killed that one cruiser it seemed like the battle was now in your favour with the orks down a big ship and the intel safe, was there a reason why you didn't kill the remaining ones for extra renown?

Cowardice.

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Bloody Pom posted:

There's also the Necron Lord who got super-Alzheimers from the conversion process, so he thinks he and literally everyone else he meets are Necrontyr. And his bodyguard just kinda goes along with it because he can't convince him otherwise.

Newcrons are the best.

The Necron Lord in question is still a completely unbeatable general, he just thinks it's still the old dynasty wars.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

DatonKallandor posted:

In one story the automated STC factory happened to be tampered with by the Void Dragons minions. It was endlessly churning out Necrons with Lightning Fields. Admech did not appreciate the perfection of the machine in that instance.

Another one involving an STC had the STC part of a sentient Titan AI from the Dark Age, a Titan far more powerful than any current model... and the sentient Titan had made bargains with Chaos, becoming a Chaos Lord in its own right.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Asehujiko posted:

After you killed that one cruiser it seemed like the battle was now in your favour with the orks down a big ship and the intel safe, was there a reason why you didn't kill the remaining ones for extra renown?

Didn't want to run the risk of the Dictator being boarded and the data lost, along with the risk of one of the light cruisers dying Alternatively:

TildeATH posted:

Cowardice.

Shoeless
Sep 2, 2011
Out of curiosity, which Tau fleet aesthetic do people prefer, old or new?

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.

Shoeless posted:

Out of curiosity, which Tau fleet aesthetic do people prefer, old or new?

Da wun dat gitz rammed by da orkz YA GIT.


Orkz iz best

akulanization
Dec 21, 2013

AtomikKrab posted:

Da wun dat gitz rammed by da orkz YA GIT.


Orkz iz best

They sure do make a pretty spectra when the railguns rip them apart.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
Were necrons the inspiration for mass effect's reapers then?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



No, cuttlefish were.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
And more pointedly, the Reapers take a hell of a lot of inspiration from Alistair Reynolds' Inhibitors and Fred Saberhagen's Berserkers. The latter even get a direct shout-out in ME2 with the Qwib-Qwib.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Yeah Reapers are cribbed from a number of sources, but they took design notes for their look from spooky critters like squids and spiders and whatnot.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Chapter 1, Mission 4 which is our first opportunity to break from the canonical series of events.

nweismuller
Oct 11, 2012

They say that he who dies with the most Opil wins.

I am winning.
What was with the -149 bonus renown in this mission? Nice work in securing the Hand of Darkness, though.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


nweismuller posted:

What was with the -149 bonus renown in this mission? Nice work in securing the Hand of Darkness, though.

I assume that's a balancing factor considering we had a Battleship with us.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

I assume that's a balancing factor considering we had a Battleship with us.

Could it be a penalty for the torpedo salvo you blasted the battleship with?

cokerpilot
Apr 23, 2010

Battle Brothers! Stop coming to meetings drunk and trying to adopt Tevery Best!

Lord General! Stop standing on the table and making up stupid operation names!

Emperor, why do I put up with these people?

HerpicleOmnicron5 posted:

Chapter 1, Mission 4 which is our first opportunity to break from the canonical series of events.

drat it Herp even when you do well you still manage to torpedo the ship your trying to defend. Also I am amused how not only did you completely miss the fact your Cobra got destroyed but you also never said anything about it for the rest of the video. It was like you never brought it along to begin with.

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

cokerpilot posted:

drat it Herp even when you do well you still manage to torpedo the ship your trying to defend. Also I am amused how not only did you completely miss the fact your Cobra got destroyed but you also never said anything about it for the rest of the video. It was like you never brought it along to begin with.

Escorts are expendable

Last Transmission
Aug 10, 2011

Condoleezza Nice! posted:

Escorts are expendable

And unless it's the Rogue Trader RPG universe: hilariously fragile.

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


cokerpilot posted:

drat it Herp even when you do well you still manage to torpedo the ship your trying to defend. Also I am amused how not only did you completely miss the fact your Cobra got destroyed but you also never said anything about it for the rest of the video. It was like you never brought it along to begin with.

I actually had to rewatch the video since I was sure I didn't bring an escort. With the amount of mismanagement I do it's strange that hard mode isn't punishing me.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

aphid_licker posted:

Could it be a penalty for the torpedo salvo you blasted the battleship with?

They gave him extra renown on the ship select screen for 149, probably to ensure the player wasn't completely overwhelmed by the enemy forces. That was just them evening out the renown at the end of the battle to make sure he won't get 'free' points

HerpicleOmnicron5
May 31, 2013

How did this smug dummkopf ever make general?


Chapter 1, Part 5, introducing His Divine Overcompensation in the form of a Dominator-class cruiser.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



It's often said that's it's not the size, but how you wield it... And boy oh boy did the gunnery crew in the Divine Overcompensation not know how to wield it.

Do Orks get Roks or Space Hulks in this game?

radintorov
Feb 18, 2011
I disagree with the Dominator being a ship that needs to stay away from battle: 8 Macro-Cannons per side give it a lot of punch for its size.
Granted, up close the Nova Cannon is a bit unwieldy to bring to bear if the ship is in a duel, but in a normal battle, there will be a target that is outside minimum range that can be reached with a quick turn.

Edit: also yay, the Eldars are here! Time to murder them all! :black101:
(hopefully better than this last mission :v: )

radintorov fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Feb 15, 2017

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Bliss Authority
Jul 6, 2011

I'm not saying it was witches

but it was witches

Maybe ramming things with a big, spindly cannon that needs to fire at long range is a bad idea.

Or maybe I'm about to get executed for heresy against the Divine Ramming Maneuver.

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