NASCAR 2017 OFFSEASON: When is it murder?

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daslog: Dec 10, 2008; #essereFerrari

Dale Sr, he lost his life
didn't have a HANS device

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Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
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earnhardt earnhardt burning bright
oh my god he's turning right

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:57

Quantrill: Nov 18, 2005

Michael Waltrip won today
I just hope Dale is okay

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:25

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Quantrill posted:

Michael Waltrip won today
I just hope Dale is okay

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:28

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

SwampYankee posted:

There's been a mighty big hole to fill,
since Dale's final "hook and go up the hill"

daslog posted:

Dale Sr, he lost his life
didn't have a HANS device

exploded mummy posted:

earnhardt earnhardt burning bright
oh my god he's turning right

Quantrill posted:

Michael Waltrip won today
I just hope Dale is okay

You guys are the best.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:41

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Between this and the season starting with a good race maybe everything is gonna be ok.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:45

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Anyone notice anything missing at the green flag on Sunday?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 23:55

daslog: Dec 10, 2008; #essereFerrari

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

Anyone notice anything missing at the green flag on Sunday?

No bogity

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:09

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I wonder if he forgot or if someone finally said to cut that poo poo out. I guess we find out Sunday.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:11

daslog: Dec 10, 2008; #essereFerrari

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

I wonder if he forgot or if someone finally said to cut that poo poo out. I guess we find out Sunday.

I hope so. NASCAR needs to tell the idiot Waltrip brothers that the broadcast is supposed to be about the Race. I can't think another sport where the allow the announcers to shamelessly self promote like NASCAR does.

I'm sure some rear end in a top hat will now post "What about [insert lame non-sport sport here]"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 00:29

Elitist Bitch: Sep 13, 2007

I mean, lots of sportscasters have a trademark phrase. I'm sure there are ones more annoying than DW.

...goddamn it, I just defended DW. :eng99:

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wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Elitist Bitch posted:

I mean, lots of sportscasters have a trademark phrase. I'm sure there are ones more annoying than DW.

...goddamn it, I just defended DW.

No way in hell there's anything worse than DW's catchphrases.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 03:34

Elitist Bitch: Sep 13, 2007

wicka posted:

No way in hell there's anything worse than DW's catchphrases.

I don't know, Buck and Aikman manage to annoy me a lot more and they don't even have catchphrases.

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

wicka posted:

No way in hell there's anything worse than DW's catchphrases.

Todd Harris asked if this was the week Danica Patrick would turn the trick in pretty much every race in the 2005 IndyCar season.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:25

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

The man they called Old Ironhead
Blocked so hard he wound up dead

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:33

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

The Man In Black, dead and gone
Sterling Marlin did nothing wrong

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:34

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

I put my cat beneath a tree
They did the same with number three

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:36

LASTCAR: Mar 25, 2010; I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want

exploded mummy posted:

earnhardt earnhardt burning bright
oh my god he's turning right

I can't think of a better one than this.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 05:49

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

exploded mummy posted:

earnhardt earnhardt burning bright
oh my god he's turning right

probably the best sports related post i've ever seen

# ? Feb 21, 2017 07:20

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

The Wreck of the Earnhardt Fitzgerald

# ? Feb 21, 2017 09:24

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

^Folks, that's our thread title for the season.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 12:03

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

The Man In Black, dead and gone
Sterling Marlin did nothing wrong

This is the winner.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:00

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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Shepherd, also known as a herder
Bill France Jr committed murder

# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:02

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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Gallagher, Gallagher, where you at
I just wanna buy a loving hat

# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:05

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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Sorry my poetry and rhyming sucks
I'm worse than the attendance in Trucks

# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:11

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

Dale's last thought was wishin'
That Ken Schrader was a physician

# ? Feb 21, 2017 15:00

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

1997, Gordon's Groovy
Upcoming doc, it's a home movie.

FS1 is running a documentary about Gordon's 1997 Daytona 500 win Thursday after the Duels and I guess at least part of it is a never-before-seen film about the race made by HMS. In the trailer, Gordon says he's never seen it and Evernham claims nobody has. I wondered why they decided to run it this year and then I realized it was the 20th anniversary of that race and Jesus Christ that was 20 years ago? :suicide:

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VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

I was just trying to rattle his cage
Hit the wall harder than Kevin Lepage

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

The ratings soon dropped off the charts
When Helton said, "we've lost Earnhardt"

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:12

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

After Adam died, it was three deaths later
When NASCAR made the barriers safer

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:19

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

VikingSkull posted:

After Adam died, it was three deaths later
When NASCAR made the barriers safer

But they knew how to fix that crap
Let Jeff Burton lead every lap

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:22

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

It kind of resembled the OJ chase
Watching that ambulance leave that place

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:41

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

It took hours to make the call
but Dale was dead when he hit the wall

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:46

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

NASCAR 2017: Poetry Slam

kidcoelacanth posted:

But they knew how to fix that crap
Let Jeff Burton lead every lap

They threw the green flag, all passing ceased.
That time they had plates in the Northeast.

Earnhardt's death, tragic, one of the best.
But worse than Richmond's fudged drug test?

# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:50

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who had the greatest death of all?

Don MacTavish, surely he
In close second, the man called Swede

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:00

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Surely a Nascar poem should have 3 segments now?

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:21

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njsykora posted:

Surely a Nascar poem should have 3 segments now?

It must be true, true it be
that nascar has hit a tree
ever since lost number three

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:23

Norns: Nov 21, 2011; Senior Shitposting Strategist

wicka posted:

No way in hell there's anything worse than DW's catchphrases.

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:30

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
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These rhymes are all real dumb
I see one more I'm numb
Why does Fox slurp Waltrips'....I can't think of anything

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Boogity Boogity Boogity
Lets go racin' boys*
Hopefully Fox
Has put an end to that noise

* AND DANICA

# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:35

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