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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I've heard of pineapple on pizza, but PIZZA on a PINEAPPLE?! Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin', Pizza at suppertime! When pizza's on a pineapple, You can eat pizza anytime!
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Samizdata posted:Pizza in the morning, I like to imagine this commercial ends with the person chewing through the side of the pineapple without peeling it and crying as the pineapple juices stain their lacerated lips. The whole thing just ends in a smear of blood, sauce, and pineapple juice.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:08 |
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Toast is just air pizza
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:23 |
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Flipperwaldt posted:No formal guidelines. Pizza ethics, maybe. Its ethics in pizza making
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HappyKitty posted:Toast is just air pizza Then what is pizza toast?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:27 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I like to imagine this commercial ends with the person chewing through the side of the pineapple without peeling it and crying as the pineapple juices stain their lacerated lips. The whole thing just ends in a smear of blood, sauce, and pineapple juice. Not good without a limp slice of pepperoni slowly sliding off their bleeding frown. ANNNNNNND CUT!
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 06:54 |
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Samizdata posted:Not good without a limp slice of pepperoni slowly sliding off their bleeding frown. In the next stage of the campaign, someone tries to open a durian by slamming their face into it repeatedly and then when they raise their lacerated face to the camera to reveal that their eyes have been crushed and are dripping milky fluid down their face, someone Frisbees a pizza at their bleeding eye sockets.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 08:58 |
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Gonna stab someone with hundreds of bananas and leave the bananas embedded in their corpse and stick a pizza bagel on each one like a great tropical pizzacupine. YOU CAN HAVE PIZZA ANYTIME fake edit: I am having a time today.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 09:36 |
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sometimes even good photography can't save a dish
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 10:57 |
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tuna mayo on canned peaches? mustard wrapped in deli ham covered in thin omelette and mayo + parsley? a literal bowl of dog food?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:04 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:tuna mayo on canned peaches? #BelgiumStapleFood Tuna peach Chicory gratin "Prepared American"
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:11 |
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Pech alį frog
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:22 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:"Prepared American" The American in me needs to know exactly what this means.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:25 |
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Ramos posted:The American in me needs to know exactly what this means. I'm guessing tartare a.k.a. filet américain.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 11:34 |
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Ramos posted:The American in me needs to know exactly what this means. basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name also we have the "Strong American" sauce to further feed this stereotype
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name As a beefy fat American, I want this sauce. I NEED this sauce. Mostly because it will relevé my goūt.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name yes i want to know more
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 12:13 |
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MissEchelon posted:yes i want to know more mayo, ketchup, gunpowder, liberal tears and steroids
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 12:34 |
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Jesus Christ, I'm sorry I asked.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 12:46 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name Nice to see Frenchmen and their values crumbling under American cultural imperialism. Five mother sauces of French cuisine, updated for 2017: Americaine Ranch Cool Whip Sweet Baby Ray's Big MacTM special sauce E: Upon closer inspection it's obviously not French, but whatever.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 12:47 |
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is that a micropickle
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:21 |
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#BelgiumStapleFood2 All these are genuine traditional dishes. They usually taste better than they look
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:27 |
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did someone say traditional foods This is skerpikjųt, a traditional meal of the Faroe Islands. Basically it's a leg of lamb that's been hung in a barn for about nine months to gently It tastes awful.
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Dabir posted:did someone say traditional foods I'm the electric blue velvet table cloth
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 13:42 |
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Dabir posted:did someone say traditional foods I like to imagine a "emperor's new clothes" scenario where you make a truly awful dish but then just label it as traditional and every foodhistorian will love it.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:01 |
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what is the blue sausage?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:21 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:what is the blue sausage? Cabbage/Kale sausage.
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BigglesSWE posted:I like to imagine a "emperor's new clothes" scenario where you make a truly awful dish but then just label it as traditional and every foodhistorian will love it. I think with certain things like hįkarl, even food historians will admit that it tastes absolutely awful.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:30 |
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nah pickle or rot all the things and eat them. Thats the Scandinavian way.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:32 |
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CommonShore posted:Cabbage/Kale sausage. Ooooh, I'd love to try that. Dude, don't post your art in here.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:43 |
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And when in beautiful Busan, stop in for a sandwich at Gimhae Airport! (friend's pic)
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 14:57 |
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You're not actually supposed to eat dwarf bread, that's the point
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Garrand posted:Goldfish smothered in thousand island dressing and eaten with a spoon like a bowl of cereal.
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 16:08 |
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do... do you eat the pencil?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:24 |
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Sociopastry posted:do... do you eat the pencil? Only once you finish the raw shallot
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:26 |
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lov the cronch
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:28 |
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Did they get this by chiseling out a chunk of wall from a H.R. Giger inspired hell dungeon?
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# ? Feb 21, 2017 17:36 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:And when in beautiful Busan, stop in for a sandwich at Gimhae Airport! Gimhae something else!
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:basically raw meat and mayo. In our collective imaginary Americans are beefy and/or fat, hence the name The name comes from a hotel that served it. Apparently pizza rules have become a political issue in Iceland. quote:The president of Iceland, Gušni Th. Jóhannesson, threw a political bombshell into one of the national conversation today when he took sides in one of the more contentious debates of our times: The "pineapple as a pizza topping" debate. And a follow-up... quote:The President of Iceland, Gušni Th. Jóhannesson, has responded to the controversy over his "I would ban pineapple-pizza if I had the power to set laws" with a second public announcement. And like all great leaders who are unafraid of controversy, his latest salvo was released on social media. twoday has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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