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I don't even understand why such chance to be a flight medic should be about the Army Song or collar insignia, but oh well, I guess I'll loving do it.
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Vahakyla posted:I don't even understand why such chance to be a flight medic should be about the Army Song or collar insignia, but oh well, I guess I'll loving do it. Like job knowledge is important in the Army.
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Vahakyla posted:I don't even understand why such chance to be a flight medic should be about the Army Song or collar insignia, but oh well, I guess I'll loving do it. Wow you're literally a shitbag with this attitude shitbag
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Vahakyla posted:I don't even understand why such chance to be a flight medic should be about the Army Song or collar insignia, but oh well, I guess I'll loving do it. Boards are the dumbest thing about the Army. Hopefully you get to tell a CSM that they are wrong. Twice.
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ASAPI posted:Boards are the dumbest thing about the Army. Lmao as if
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im glad to see the smug nordic who was dumb enough to immigrate to america and enlist in the army has been so badly brainwashed that he writes dates in the proscribed military manner. hooah
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I had a rule with my dudes when I was a TL. If you said 1300-2300 instead of just 1pm-11pm, you had to do push-ups equivalent to the time, x3. So if you said 1300 you had to do 39 push-ups.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:im glad to see the smug nordic who was dumb enough to immigrate to america and enlist in the army has been so badly brainwashed that he writes dates in the proscribed military manner. hooah
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Imma just bitch a bit. Honestly it'd be a pretty awesome opportunity, as established. I wonder how much they'll actually ask about all this, and how much of it will be about random stuff/trivia. Never been to any board here on my dashing six months of enlistment, so I'll just wing it and memorize this booklet a bit before bed. I got like bit less than three weeks. And if I don't get it, I'l still be all Airborne Hooah. (I actually like the Army and don't regret anything besides not waiting for Infantry slot)
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Feb 22, 2017 01:29
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Hey idiot just do the gay little song and dance and maybe you'll come out ahead ok
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Motherfucker I'll sing that so hard that spit flies out. I am tone deaf and got terrible singing voice, but I yell real loud.
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You know how babies are cute partly because they are so stupid and don't know any better? That's you bro.
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Like said, I like being the summer child of this thread.
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They'll probably go easy on you since you're a furrrnerrrrrrrr. Not that boards are hard for anyone except for double digit IQ turds from the crumbling rural towns of america.
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You better beat on that door like the fist of god and deafen the board with your report
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Vahakyla posted:Like said, I like being the summer child of this thread. Tell the Board you are Russian not Finnish, the Trumpsters there will respect you more for it.
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Is it a promotion board? Or a sotm board? Because if it's a sotm board lmao
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This one seems to be fairly hard. I know the board for our basic was a collection of rednecks, but this board has everyone with plus 88% asvab percentile, and pretty squared away dudes with plus90% GPAs and recommendation letters from the instructors whom are flight medics.
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TBeats posted:Is it a promotion board? Or a sotm board? It's a "get me a better job" board. No, not a med board.
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TBeats posted:Is it a promotion board? Or a sotm board? Flight Medic slot out of AIT.
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Ohhhhhhh. Okay then. Yeah make sure you study for that and shine your shoes and wear your three ribbons all nice and squared away.
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Also: project confidence. Like if they ask you the max effective range of a 203 and you think it's 800 meters, you yell that poo poo like you're giving them a message from God himself. (It's 400 meters I think)
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TBeats posted:Also: project confidence. Hasn't it been replaced buy the 230 or the xm 25 by now?
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If one or two of them aren't dumb rednecks who know a little bit of world military history, tell them your spirit animal is Simo Häyhä and you just wanna bring some of that Finnish sisu into the 'murican army because god knows we need some with all these namby pamby SAFE SPACE LIBUHRULS.
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I yell really loud and with confidence every morning when I have no clue how many people are present in my platoon. I go loud as gently caress, but I probably need to titrate the volume to the inside level. My PsG informed me to walk in and pee on everyone like I own the place. Seems like gold advice. Is it better to be confident and answer wrong, or to loudly inform that I will find out? Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Feb 22, 2017 |
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Flikken posted:Hasn't it been replaced buy the 230 or the xm 25 by now? 320, but it's still the same ranges
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The 320 with the stock owns though. Like a modern M79.
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TBeats posted:The 320 underbarrel is so loving stupid. DoktorLoken posted:The 320 with the stock owns though. Like a modern M79.
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Unless you're carrying a rifle. Then it's a pain in the rear end and I would rather just not carry it. But when our COP got attacked? Then that poo poo owned.
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whens the m420?
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:whens the m420? It was the day I went on terminal.
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ASAPI posted:Boards are the dumbest thing about the Army. Hopefully you get to tell a CSM that they are wrong. Twice. I liked the board when someone actually wrote down a list of FM's and their titles on a card, and asked if he could reference it, as he didn't want to give the incorrect response. Fuckin' genius aced it, and of course the loophole was quickly closed.
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