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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Tumblr is pretty confusing to me, which I guess makes me old, but Clickhole totally was aiming for the Tumblr crowd with this one:

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

quote:

Jesus. Tapdancing. Christ.

quote:

I didn't actually READ

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster
https://i.imgsafe.org/7a2c8b74ea.png

modedit: linked for tom brady

Somebody has a new favorite as of 20:41 on Feb 18, 2017

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I think the best part about that is, Worf isn't dead.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Senior Woodchuck posted:

I think the best part about that is, Worf isn't dead.

Whenever Kelly has three people in heaven looking down, one of them is always still alive.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Worf won't even be born for another 323 years.

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016



http://www.theonion.com/article/is-toping-the-gateway-drug-to-teens-building-hydro-19153

e: anyone notice that clickhole changed it's name?

susan b buffering has a new favorite as of 20:57 on Feb 23, 2017

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.




Weird. Looks like they missed the footer, though. (And the domain, though that amount of redirects would be a pain to do)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Phantom of the Supreme Court

I love their Supreme Court stuff :allears:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Onion pretty on-point, as usual.

Frustrated Russian Officials Struggling To Get Any Policies Through Dysfunctional Trump Administration

Man Leaves Position He Would Kill For 3 Years From Now To Pursue Dream Job

Starblind
Apr 4, 2007

Encomium in colour

skull mask mcgee posted:


e: anyone notice that clickhole changed it's name?

Maybe the name Clickhole was getting to well-known and recognisable? Some of the best Clickhole hilarity came from people being unaware it was a satire site, like Russel Crowe.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

When Parents Snapchat: 5 Hilarious Snapchat Fails That Were Also Unfortunately The Last Transmissions I Received From My Mother And Father On Their Ill-Fated Trip Into The Grand Canyon

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Starblind posted:

Maybe the name Clickhole was getting to well-known and recognisable? Some of the best Clickhole hilarity came from people being unaware it was a satire site, like Russel Crowe.

Looks like it's back to Clickhole now, at least for the moment.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


New Uber Update Allows Users To File Lawsuit Against Company Directly In App

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Starblind posted:

Maybe the name Clickhole was getting to well-known and recognisable? Some of the best Clickhole hilarity came from people being unaware it was a satire site, like Russel Crowe.

Wait, what was it?

Edit: Cruft.

Weird.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/836076979896078336
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/836077263363977217

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Great, now I am going to have nightmares about Iglesias whenever I watch The Thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo7Malnav1k

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Area Man Still Searching For Hookup Subculture On LinkedIn

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
‘What If We Try This?’ Asks Robotics Grad Student About To Eliminate 30% Of Workforce

I work in tech, and this exact line of thought (albeit on a lesser scale) goes through my mind constantly.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
They're doing live coverage of Trump's Address to Congress starting at 9pm.

Edit:



:drat:




Echo Chamber has a new favorite as of 04:45 on Mar 1, 2017

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
Some good ones today
Buick Regal Named Best Vehicle In Class For Idling Outside Off-Track Betting Parlor

Man Trying To Leave Hateful Message At Local Synagogue Frustrated Phone Line Always Tied Up With Other Threats

Ruby Tuesday Waiter Warns Jill Stein Her Green Party Response To Trump Speech Disrupting Other Diners

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This Chilling Footage Proves Donald Trump Is Right About Chaos In The Streets Of Chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFADBAx7wpc

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!

The MSJ posted:

This Chilling Footage Proves Donald Trump Is Right About Chaos In The Streets Of Chicago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFADBAx7wpc

I admit I was expecting a fire truck.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MitTk8SMN6I

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


There’s A New Kind Of Bicycle And It’s Seriously The Coolest Thing Ever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




loving hell

i wasnt sure when i clicked the link but that nerd convinced me

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Heaven Prepares For Huge Rush Of College Kids Over Spring Break

Jeff Sessions Is Continuing To Pore Over A Corkboard Of Interconnected Pictures Of Himself Even After Being Taken Off The Case

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


quote:

During one breakthrough moment, Sessions identified a picture he had taken of a car that is often suspiciously parked outside Jeff Sessions’ house as his own car.

“Oh, sweet Jesus. This goes right to the top,” Sessions said to himself as his eyes darted around the corkboard, his tie slack around his neck and shirt covered in sweat stains

This one is great.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Trump Accuses Obama Of Wiretapping Trump Tower: What We Know So Far

The Clickhole coverage of the White House continues to be amazing. And honestly feels like less satire and more a mild exaggeration.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Trump administration is just a non-stop source of material for The Onion and SNL.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
http://www.theonion.com/video/george-w-bush-debuts-new-paintings-of-dogs-friends-35799 #TBT

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

http://www.theonion.com/americanvoi...SocialMarketing

I'm Franklin

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
This Tortoise Is 182 Years Old. So Why Hasn’t He Stopped History’s Greatest Atrocities?

quote:

Consider this: When the oldest living human—116-year-old Misao Okawa of Japan—was born, Jonathan was already nearly 70 years old. He’d already witnessed the tail end of American slavery, the height of British imperialism, and the brutal working conditions under early industrialization.

His response? Callous indifference. With the world falling apart around him, Jonathan lounged around in grasslands and munched idly on leaves.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
No #wow tag on that one.

susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016


I want to believe that's what Ben Garrison's bedroom looks like.

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Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.
As An ICE Agent, The Best Part of my Job is Getting to Work With Children

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