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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
"Look at all these celebrities i hang out with that you never will since you can't afford anything."

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


"listen. don't worry about the regulations. i'm gonna take care of that. barack took good care of you, didn't he? i'm gonna take good care of you as well. just need these minimum wage dunces to vote for me and we'll be rolling in the dough"

"mrs. clinton, this is a wendy's drive thru"

*later that day*

"ummm yeah i'll have the curly fries and two baconators, no tomate, excra mernase"

"hillary this is a $10000 a plate fundraiser"

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE&t=623s This is the moment Hillary lost. She was loving trashed.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

DoctorGonzo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE&t=623s This is the moment Hillary lost. She was loving trashed.

I was in Europe when this happened and never saw the video.

"Here she is tonight, pretending she doesn't hate Catholics"

What the gently caress.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Throwing his wife under the bus is not only true to him but also funny, which hurts my brain.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Yeah I'm pretty sure liking that video should be a bannable offense

nah it seems pretty self-deprecating which is something Hillary could never earnestly be

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Montasque posted:

I was in Europe when this happened and never saw the video.

"Here she is tonight, pretending she doesn't hate Catholics"

What the gently caress.

TRUMP!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

DoctorGonzo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE&t=623s This is the moment Hillary lost. She was loving trashed.
destroyed lol

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DoctorGonzo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOUFsCS7xYE&t=623s This is the moment Hillary lost. She was loving trashed.

look at the top shelf wife in the background

:wow:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Clinton's campaign message was tha- I'm sorry Jim, but we need to cover this breaking news, Donald is holding another identical rally, but this time in Macon!

*four hours of coverage on Trump*

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I refuse to drink water. Like those aliens from Signs.

they were demons

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Slantedfloors posted:

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho started a massive manhunt with the express purpose of finding people who could solve a national environmental emergency, and then gave that person unlimited resources to solve the problem despite the chosen solution being at odds with established political doctrine.

Like that's literally a better response than 100% of what we are doing about global warming.

Democrats included in that "we." Our political parties are trash, and only trash people support the existing ones.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Slantedfloors posted:

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho started a massive manhunt with the express purpose of finding people who could solve a national environmental emergency, and then gave that person unlimited resources to solve the problem despite the chosen solution being at odds with established political doctrine.

Like that's literally a better response than 100% of what we are doing about global warming.

ca macho
ca MACHO
CAH MACHO cah macho CAH CMACHO cmachaocamMCOAHCOACMAOCHAOCMAOCH

id unironically, seriously, unironically, unironically in the fullest extent of the word vote for camacho

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
"How the hell are you going to vote for a literal madman? Especially when I've killed Bernie and am wearing his skin, sorry, policies! Who else are you going to vote for Pepe the frog loving virgins?!"

Election Day: "Motherfucker!"

Bill: "Let's go hiking! I love the air out there and the smell of cedar... Hey! Hey! Look at me, not at the rust belt states being taken, we talked this over, you will be ok! The American people though..."

Hillary:"gently caress 'em, let's go hiking Bill, I'm going to be looking like :ironicat: for the next four to eight years, lets get that cedar on the fire."

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://vine.co/v/iB9wMYT7Jig

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Clap clap point point

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
"Status quo today! Status quo tomorrow! Status quo forever!"

*collapses of pneumonia*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

twoday posted:

"Status quo today! Status quo tomorrow! Status quo forever!"

*collapses of pneumonia*

*Gets dragged into a van and loses both shoes*

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

im great on foreign policy

also don't bring up the iraq war vote, libya, honduras, syria, yemen, or saudi arabia

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

during the debates in the foreign policy section, hillary's response to criticism of her iraq war vote was to respond by saying her opponent should stop bringing up votes from over 10 years ago

the cnn audience applauded

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

comedyblissoption posted:

during the debates in the foreign policy section, hillary's response to criticism of her iraq war vote was to respond by saying her opponent should stop bringing up votes from over 10 years ago

the cnn audience applauded

Hillary won all 3 debates :confused:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


"Hello Democrats."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNsTuvoNnaI

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Time for a inspiring message from Bernie

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/835488569850494976

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


daily reminder that Bernie Would Have Won

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



Robotic, meaningless platitudes. Conceived in a corporate board room as the follow up to a beloved series; the kingdom of the crystal skull of politicians.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

Robotic, meaningless platitudes. Conceived in a corporate board room as the follow up to a beloved series; the kingdom of the crystal skull of politicians.

She has a such a creepy horrible voice devoid of any unique or authentic human emotions.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

etalian posted:

She has a such a creepy horrible voice devoid of any unique or authentic human emotions.

It took a long time for the focus group to decide what she should say, they couldn't wait for them to decide how it should be said

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


etalian posted:

She has a such a creepy horrible voice devoid of any unique or authentic human emotions.

It was unironically better when she used the horrible fake forced southern accent

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Gringostar posted:

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check out my plan

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I think the message was "I don't know what you guys are talking about? My life's been doing pretty great so we should just keep things like this!" When the entire rest of the country was clamoring for change

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

etalian posted:

*Gets dragged into a van and loses both shoes*

*And part of her Magic Legs falls off.*

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Socialism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Vote For Me Like Nigga It's My Turn Haha

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

logikv9 posted:

I have never listened to fight song in its entirety

check it out fool

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7pVfBW6N7QA

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Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

slave to my cravings posted:

Hillary won all 3 debates :confused:

What was her score?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

rumble in the bunghole posted:

What was her score?
420:69

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

slave to my cravings posted:

Hillary won all 3 debates :confused:

History will say she won the first one, lost the second, and tied the third.

The history books will be written by Trump's grandchildren, and they will be coloring books.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OcldMG932o

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
hurf durf I'm Hillary it's MY TURN

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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Montasque posted:

History will say she won the first one, lost the second, and tied the third.

The history books will be written by Trump's grandchildren, and they will be coloring books.

Yeah people (not politics nerds, the other 99.95% of humans) don't score debates like boxing matches or whatever. They listen for what they want to hear and constant demands from one of the candidates to do homework is always going to go over like a turd in a punch bowl. Hillary was shrill and boring, somehow at the same time

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