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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm very much in support of buying real LEGOs, but I can see where it's hard to avoid the siren call if it's a discontinued set or one that LEGO never ended up producing (like the dino museum).

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I was pretty surprised to see people's explicit homemade porn in some of the reviews, I would have thought a chinese company would be stricter about that but nope.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
By the way, if someone can help me out by compiling stuff that has been linked in the thread, I'll add it to the OP (and even try to put it into easy categories). Thanks!

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Why just get knock-off LEGOs when you can get WISE HANK? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WIS...41edf55f5&tpp=1

McDefghd's, my favorite fast food restaurant. Not to be confused with that other fast food restaurant, "Fast Food Restaurant". Also related...



Oh. Oh dear.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
Ooh I need that knitwear fixer. Someone yell at me in a couple weeks to buy it (I'll get you one too maybe)

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Snowy posted:

I was pretty surprised to see people's explicit homemade porn in some of the reviews, I would have thought a chinese company would be stricter about that but nope.

Really? I am obsessed with AliExpress for like a month, and have never seen porn?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


ahahahaha good lord, look at KFCE's Colonel Heisenberg



i have to buy this

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord


I should open a dispute, right

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

Snowy posted:

I was pretty surprised to see people's explicit homemade porn in some of the reviews, I would have thought a chinese company would be stricter about that but nope.

Good old aliexpress lingerie reviews

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

ahahahaha good lord, look at KFCE's Colonel Heisenberg



i have to buy this

hahahahahaha holy poo poo

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yea that owns so hard. i've gotta buy it

and some of these Lego AK-47s ("for children!") so I can set up shootouts with the cartel

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If you go to some of the LEGO brick stores (not LEGO stores, the licensed franchise ones) they do sell LEGO guns and stuff. It's weird.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Snowmankilla posted:

Really? I am obsessed with AliExpress for like a month, and have never seen porn?

Explosive Tampons posted:

Good old aliexpress lingerie reviews

Yup it was a pretty normal underwear listing and there was a shot of a lady with a buttplug, a guy wearing panties with his dick hanging out, and one of a woman about to go down on a guy. I have no idea how difficult it is to find listings like that but it was decent entertainment especially because I was not expecting anything like that.

Ceive
Dec 19, 2006

thank pizza skeltal

I bought one of the unofficial millennium falcon kits for $40 a while back. The bricks were fine. The stickers for it were a bit more papery. The minifigs were hit or miss. Mostly miss.



Keep in mind these are suppose to be likenesses of movie actors. Han, Chewie and bb8 are fine and dandy. The rest are stunt double quality... And is that Harrison Ford's twin in a toupee on the far right? Ya, he replaced one of the other guys that was suppose to be in the kit.

In other brick related news, this was under educational children's toys.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ceive posted:

In other brick related news, this was under educational children's toys.



ages 3+

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Are there any good backup cameras on Aliexpress?

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!

china is getting harder and harder to invade in a hypothetical war huh

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

something seems off here

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good

I don't recommend buying anything that looks like gold on AE, or rose gold. It'll look good for about a month but then it'll start to wear off. If there's a way to get the item in a non-gold color I highly recommend it!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

that kid looks like he knows what he's doing

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pick posted:

that kid looks like he knows what he's doing

It's just a shot from the quality control area in the factory.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Rutibex posted:

this man has three rows of teeth

Nah, just a man with his adult teeth coming in unusually late.

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

Improbable Lobster posted:



I should open a dispute, right

You could message the seller and ask what's up, but that's an option, not a requirement. They may have invalidated the shipping labels, then A. Printed a new batch and shipped without updating the tracking, or B. spaced it. If B, they'll give you a shitload of extras in an attempt to buy a good review.

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011
From a dildo review;
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/1BGqOLq.jpg :nws:


:nws: :nws: :nws:
I thought after bad dragon there'd be no dildo shapes that would surprise me, but I was grossly wrong.
Corn Dildo: https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32784328616.html
Pepper Dildo: https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32783050319.html
Elephant Trunk Dildo?: https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32782005153.html
Assorted Animal Dongs and Snouts: http://i.imgur.com/ICW4UTD.jpg
Grape Dildo?: https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32780552639.html
Cucumber, Corn, Bananas, oh my! https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32765158356.html
:nws: :nws: :nws:

Ohhai fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Feb 27, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
boku no sexual harassment is a famous corn rear end media property

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
the implication of the censorship is that the corn has balls?!?!?!?!

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Pick posted:

the implication of the censorship is that the corn has balls?!?!?!?!

Check the reviews. 'Mega horny, no smell' indeed.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Something seems a little 'off' about these cake moulds:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fre...2649469386.html
:nws:
EDIT: can't work out the NWS tags

spog fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Feb 27, 2017

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

spog posted:

Something seems a little 'off' about these cake moulds:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fre...2649469386.html
:nws:
EDIT: can't work out the NWS tags

IDK, they look like perfectly cromulent Nicole BC0106 9 Holes labium Vagina silicone Ice Cube Tray Molds Jelly Pudding Moulds Mini Ice Cream Forms.

Also, this seems timely: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8-5...92980e5d6&tpp=1

FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Feb 27, 2017

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

haha do you have a link to this

Ohhai
Apr 5, 2011

thathonkey posted:

haha do you have a link to this

https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32787734471.html


https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32763504679.html

Searching "brick gun".

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

I'd totally impulse buy this if it weren't 99 fuckin US dollars

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Iron Prince posted:

I'd totally impulse buy this if it weren't 99 fuckin US dollars

lmao plus 85 dollars to ship to the US

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

I'd totally impulse buy this if it weren't 99 fuckin US dollars

whaaaaat that's like $2,000 in china dollars

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I no longer war jewelry so I don't know what trnds are hot right now but I found a coupl intersting (to me) shops.

This store sells a bunch of Lisa Frank on LSD type jewelry for girls if you need an oddball gift.

https://bonsny.aliexpress.com/store/210399?spm=2114.12010108.100004.2.kozTXS



I liked a fw itms hr as wll.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2229023?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.HRLhpb


In othr news...

Hre's som CHEAP watr baloon rfills


and a Hllo Kitty balloon not quiiiite as big as dpicted but still, at a buck a pop can you imagine pranking somon with a yard full of these?


really cool pictur frams, retro tv style


and neat rtro floor rugs in casettttt tap style!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

you should fix your goddamned 'e' key

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

I'd totally impulse buy this if it weren't 99 fuckin US dollars

How can you not?, what with its 100% SANTISFY GURANTE

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

That70sHeidi posted:

I no longer war jewelry so I don't know what trnds are hot right now but I found a coupl intersting (to me) shops.

This store sells a bunch of Lisa Frank on LSD type jewelry for girls if you need an oddball gift.

https://bonsny.aliexpress.com/store/210399?spm=2114.12010108.100004.2.kozTXS



I liked a fw itms hr as wll.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2229023?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.HRLhpb


In othr news...

Hre's som CHEAP watr baloon rfills


and a Hllo Kitty balloon not quiiiite as big as dpicted but still, at a buck a pop can you imagine pranking somon with a yard full of these?


really cool pictur frams, retro tv style


and neat rtro floor rugs in casettttt tap style!


Don't buy food off of Aliexpress people!

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

None of that is edible? :confused:

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