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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Potatowl.

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Gotta be one a them flightless owls.

Also: "what do you mean you can tell it was done in two sessions?"

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Snowy posted:

I always thought this would make for a good dick tattoo



Wheeler Walker Jr. beat you to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foqCcOsI54&t=58s

Wheeler Walker Jr posted:

If you can read this then the bitch fell off
That's a sticker on a bike
Sure but that's also a tattoo inked on my dick

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Oldstench posted:

How appropriate that it looks like he's they're wearing a garbage bag.

Firstly, gently caress you for intentionally misgendering someone. Secondly it looks more like a human flesh sushi roll.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

I had a buddy that was a tattoo artist, he had flames on the sides of his dick and above it on his pelvis it said "Jesus built my hotrod.".

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Applesnots posted:

I had a buddy that was a tattoo artist, he had flames on the sides of his dick and above it on his pelvis it said "Jesus built my hotrod.".

How do you know the genital tattoos of your buddies

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's a ministry.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Somfin posted:

How do you know the genital tattoos of your buddies

You dont?

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Muue Lunöard

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Queering Wheel posted:



Muue Lunöard

Müve Leonard, duh.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

Applesnots posted:

I had a buddy that was a tattoo artist, he had flames on the sides of his dick and above it on his pelvis it said "Jesus built my hotrod.".

"It was a love affair, mainly Jesus and my hotrod" sounds kinda blasphemous, to be honest.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

I like to think the second guy got his tattoo to make the first one feel less lovely about his life decisions.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
It came from Reddit



BABY BAAABY

e: It's apparently "based on" this sticker.

DPM has a new favorite as of 00:04 on Feb 26, 2017

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
It's dumb as hell but at least it's well done.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Field Mousepad posted:

It's dumb as hell but at least it's well done.

No one in 2017 should get a tattoo wearing a Cosby sweater

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

creationist believer posted:

everyone in 2017 should get a tattoo wearing a Cosby sweater

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

this is kinda sweet, like those lovely cards kids draw for mothers day

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

ladron posted:

this is kinda sweet, like those lovely cards kids draw for mothers day

we should all get such tattoos when we get "Merried".

"Mirried"

"Morried"

ah gently caress it :downsgun:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


Diabetes maybe?

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Those faces lmao

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I would straight up let someone tattoo a chill-rear end snorlax on me. A chillax, if you will.

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Looks more like David Duchovny's cross dressing character from Twin Peaks than Mulder and Scully.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Field Mousepad posted:

It's dumb as hell but at least it's well done.

Ain't well done

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




OldMemes posted:

Looks more like David Duchovny's cross dressing character from Twin Peaks than Mulder and Scully.

Oh wowwwww I couldn't even see that it was an X Files tattoo

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

ICHIBAHN posted:

Ain't well done

QFT. Even redditors were making GBS threads on it.

Derek of the Andes posted:

Up there tomorrow night.
I'll do some snooping.

What happened to you dude? Did the scary inkbogan devour you?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Today I discovered the scratcher at the end of my street.





Kids name is straighter than the HSV badge at least.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
Yes, I know that Holden Special Vehicles is was a thing, but I still choose to think that stands for "herpes simplex virus".

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


That's what he'll be wishing, anyway...

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Nothing last is forever
Nothing first is never
Everything else is whatever
Only a sith lord deal is in absolutes

Anagram of GINGER has a new favorite as of 10:41 on Feb 28, 2017

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Elsa posted:

Nothing last is forever
Nothing first is never
Everything else is whatever
Only a sith lord deal is in absolutes

worst I love you always forever cover ever

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Sinestro posted:

Yes, I know that Holden Special Vehicles is was a thing, but I still choose to think that stands for "herpes simplex virus".

A venn diagram showing ownership of both those things is surely a single circle.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

PuntCuncher posted:

Today I discovered the scratcher at the end of my street.

A gift that keeps on giving. Bless bogan nests all over the country, every one

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

sout
Apr 24, 2014


Yeah, that's the spirit.
Problem solves itself.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

:stare:

Holy poo poo.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

this really is tasteless AF but i want him to let his hair grow back in just on Kennedy's hair

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

what the gently caress, why

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I really want this guy to have the balls to go to Hyannis Port, MA in the summer and just walk around with his tattoo exposed.

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