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Justin Tyme posted:I have never, not even once, stepped foot in the vet lounge. I don't even actually know where it is. TBH depending on the people they're not that bad. Ours is mostly a bunch of older non-traditional students who happen to be veterans. Free coffee, nice couches and Netflix going all the time. Also I don't have to sit around listening to 18 year olds talking about vapid bullshit between classes.
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Yeah. Mine isn't bad because it's a more liberal college but still, there's mostly navy dudes anyways and that's like speaking French.
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Soulex posted:Yeah. Mine isn't bad because it's a more liberal college but still, there's mostly navy dudes anyways and that's like speaking French. I got one of my Joe's hired at my job and somehow we ended up talking about our terrible African adventure, and poo poo all over the Navy dudes we had to work with. Forgot one of our co-workers was a sailor, and one of those kind of pathetic guys who thinks he's the same dude from 20 years ago. He left the office today without saying a word.
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Feb 25, 2017 15:14
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I thought the normal response to someone talking poo poo about your branch of service / unit / MOS was to tell even worse stories so they know how deep the hosed up rabbit hole actually goes. 
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Feb 25, 2017 20:24
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If you start sharing your mil stories with me I'll generally just let you think you had the most hosed up time even if you're just telling me about the Bagram fun run you did with a hangover and a stubbed toe.
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Pretty much same. There is always a more hosed up story. I thought my 1/25 rotation was bad at NTC until I saw this one on ArmyWTF.
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Has everyone done their yearly "gently caress the Army" training on JKO? If not, I need your certs by COB today. Yes, it's a Saturday, but you're a soldier 24/7.
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A Bad Poster posted:Has everyone done their yearly "gently caress the Army" training on JKO? If not, I need your certs by COB today. I'm the awkward silence when a unit turns in 100% of their certs, but an audit of the online training shows literally one person did it.
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Woof Blitzer posted:Hey idiot just do the gay little song and dance and maybe you'll come out ahead ok doing20.txt
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i think sometimes we should pretend to me more friendly to people wanting to join and cheer them on all through the process and just laugh at them past the point of no return for our own amusement
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i think sometimes we should pretend to me more friendly to people wanting to join and cheer them on all through the process and just laugh at them past the point of no return for our own amusement friend that's liable to be a criminal offense
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i think sometimes we should pretend to me more friendly to people wanting to join and cheer them on all through the process and just laugh at them past the point of no return for our own amusement you feel bad for your fellow recruiters?
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Feb 27, 2017 10:22
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People are gonna join regardless. We just laugh when poo poo goes south. As we predicted.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:you feel bad for your fellow recruiters? the only people that I know still recruiting converted to it, meaning they'll be recruiters FOREVER so lol gently caress them really they're dead to me
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Feb 27, 2017 17:15
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Spending the majority of the next 2 months in Yakima is really lame. All my lifting gains.... I'm going to be so weak when I can start lifting again. Then a month after that I get to go back out to Yakima again for 3 weeks.
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Feb 28, 2017 04:48
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Just lift with your truck's BII. Helllooooo, tow bars?
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Probably possible during gunnery but I doubt I'll have the time to during PLT and CO force on force/live fire. Can definitely do some squats, overhead presses and curls with a tow bar though. Most annoying thing would be strapping it back onto the stryker and doing the loop things so it looks all neat and squared away because this is the Army and if it's not all dress right dress I should go kill myself
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If it makes you feel better I will be on rear D the whole time, and won't be using the gym because gently caress it, and I'm on profile.
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Feb 28, 2017 05:08
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If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie 
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Feb 28, 2017 06:12
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Out three years on Wednesday. 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie I'm literally 15 minutes past my ETS date right now.
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Feb 28, 2017 07:17
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5 years and change. gently caress you army.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie
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April 17th will be three years since I hit terminal leave. May 4th will be three years since I've been out. Happy cinco de fuckthearmy.
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6 years and change smdftb
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I got a "you will take a trip to the desert soon" fortune about a month before shipping to basic training
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Mustang posted:Spending the majority of the next 2 months in Yakima is really lame. All my lifting gains.... I'm going to be so weak when I can start lifting again. Then a month after that I get to go back out to Yakima again for 3 weeks. Best way to keep your gains is to gtfo. Also gently caress Yakima, loving moon dust. 15 years out as of today. gently caress you Army.
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Coupon posted:Best way to keep your gains is to gtfo. So much truth. The army don't want you strong. They want you skinny and to run fast. Nothing else matters.
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not caring here posted:So much truth. The only gains the Army cares about is heart. It's heart that gets you that perfect PT score, nothing else.
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Two weeks left before I start clearing post and then terminal leeeeeeeave! I'm quite excited.
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Coupon posted:The only gains the Army cares about is heart. It's heart that gets you that perfect PT score, nothing else. that's called cardiomegaly and you die from it. army strong hooah *has heart attack from massive ingestion of rip its and dip*
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MurderBot posted:that's called cardiomegaly and you die from it. Actually you had a heart attack from not enough heart hth
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A true soldier knows he is having a heart attack, takes a knee and drinks some water from his canteen on his pistol belt, then drives on singing cadence.
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"hey doc i'm have a ton of chest pain and I have high blood pressure" you got high blood pressure because you don't change your socks enough!
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Mustang posted:Probably possible during gunnery but I doubt I'll have the time to during PLT and CO force on force/live fire. you could probably buy some trx straps and bring a kettlebell. i didnt really like trx straps but there are plenty of super jacked dudes on instagram that like them.
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I broke a TRX strap once. That stupid samurai exercise. That poo poo will break you the gently caress off though. Especially that old rear end Chinese dude who gives TRX classes on mainfort. Near the I Corps HQ. not the big gym. The small one. Wilson I think. Dude is 60 something and will dominate that poo poo.
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