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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


So Donny-boy has it up his craw that he's gonna address congress and outline his plans. This is because he's an unhinged maniac who recently acted as his own anonymous source leaking from the White House.

Let's watch and drink together.

You can watch the stream here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCeZvwXh_4c

Drinking Game:
When Donald Trump talks, drink. Embrace the sweet nothingness of a blackout.

Here's a preview of his ill-conceived, not-fleshed-out address:

http://twitter.com/ANRLizzy/status/836750739410079744

Donald Trump is 70 years old, doing hard work for the first time in his life, and this starts at 9:10pm Eastern. He's gonna be exhausted; the longest he's ever spoken before was 75 minutes at his coronation at the RNC (you might remember it as "the Full Buchanan") This speech is scheduled to be 90 minutes, so god only knows how long he'll stay cogent while addressing a room with 600 people, 250 of which will boo and hiss at him for destabilizing the country.

TV/IV rules apply I guess?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is anyone live blogging it? I don't want to watch I just want a play by play because gently caress listening to that man.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com
This is straddling the line between "Drinking Game" and "Suicide Pact."

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is anyone live blogging it? I don't want to watch I just want a play by play because gently caress listening to that man.

Helith posted:

The Guardian has one going here

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Robot Hobo posted:

This is straddling the line between "Drinking Game" and "Suicide Pact."

but the alternative is listening to Trump speak sober

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
After opening with "in his craw" i read the whole OP as the dukes of hazzard intro announcer. It really made for more fun.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




Alright I say 20 minutes in before he goes off the rails.

QueenAnnesDead
Apr 17, 2016

HA they caught him rehearsing in the back of his car:

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/836753403833368576

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
what fresh hell awaits

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

Hollismason posted:

Alright I say 20 minutes in before he goes off the rails.

drat, I gave him only ten minutes.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Hollismason posted:

Alright I say 20 minutes in before he goes off the rails.

That seems way, way, high.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
Who in the hell thought a 90 minute speech starting at 9 was a good idea? Dont these people have lives? Normal schedules? Wives? Girlfriends? Coked out hookers to go home to? (Some of us work at 5am :colbert:)

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009
How many times will Chicago be brought up...and carnage?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Melania just entered, looking stunning. Seriouschat it'll be neat to have a First Lady who's actually involved in being fashionable.

e: "Mr. Speaker, the President's CabinetCouncil of DOOM!"

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Melania just entered, looking stunning. Seriouschat it'll be neat to have a First Lady who's actually involved in being fashionable.

As opposed to?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is anyone live blogging it? I don't want to watch I just want a play by play because gently caress listening to that man.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/live-blog/trump-state-of-the-union/?ex_cid=538twitter

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Melania just entered, looking stunning. Seriouschat it'll be neat to have a First Lady who's actually involved in being fashionable.

I can't tell if you are serious or ignorantly racist.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


RuanGacho posted:

As opposed to?

A woman in her 60s who just dresses normal because she's 60 and also doesn't run a fashion line so she doesn't need to be fashionable.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

RuanGacho posted:

As opposed to?

Most First Ladies of my lifetime before Michelle Obama looked like they were slowly turning into the Queen of England.

So that, maybe?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Melania just entered, looking stunning. Seriouschat it'll be neat to have a First Lady who's actually involved in being fashionable.

e: "Mr. Speaker, the President's CabinetCouncil of DOOM!"

Uh yeah gently caress off

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




Michelle Obama was incredibly fashionable.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Hollismason posted:

Michelle Obama was incredibly fashionable.

Not to racists

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

A woman in her 60s who just dresses normal because she's 60 and also doesn't run a fashion line so she doesn't need to be fashionable.

Did you just emerge from the 1980's or something?

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

Melania just entered, looking stunning. Seriouschat it'll be neat to have a First Lady who's actually involved in being fashionable.

e: "Mr. Speaker, the President's CabinetCouncil of DOOM!"

Michelle was fairly fashionable, but every time she was, the lunatic right pissed and shat themselves, throwing a screaming tantrum over how she was "WASTING MONEY" and "ACTING LIKE ROYALTY!!!"

Never mind that usually designer dresses like that are given to/loaned to celebs like the first lady for events, and that any dress worn to an event by the first lady is, if memory serves, put into the national archive, it was all about attacking the First Family, no matter how insane or lie-filled the attack was.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Why the blue ties?

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009

Hollismason posted:

Michelle Obama was incredibly fashionable.

Agreed. And her smiles were genuine.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Hollismason posted:

Michelle Obama was incredibly fashionable.

I much prefer her work attempting to get America's children to eat right and not be fat as poo poo. If Lady Trump's only contribution is going to be fashion, then whoop-de-loving do for her.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

Bottom Liner posted:

Uh yeah gently caress off

.... he's the OP.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
Let me just say I'm disappointed we didn't get the opportunity to obsess over what Bill was wearing. :v:

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

No Butt Stuff posted:

I much prefer her work attempting to get America's children to eat right and not be fat as poo poo. If Lady Trump's only contribution is going to be fashion, then whoop-de-loving do for her.

Oh boy she's fabulous!

*marathons 8 seasons of project runway*

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009
You know Ryan is looking at Pence wishing to god things were different.

And he is being incredibly dorky.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




Melanie Trumps platform is cyber bullying I think.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Polygynous posted:

Let me just say I'm disappointed we didn't get the opportunity to obsess over what Bill was wearing. :v:

velour sweatsuits for days son.



Hollismason posted:

Melanie Trumps platform is cyber bullying I think.

so... shushing her husband, then.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007


Get Ready for Price Time , Bitch




Except against students who are transgender

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I think my Trump-levels are too high to watch this without going into multi-organ shutdown.

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

Hollismason posted:

Melanie Trumps platform is cyber bullying I think.
Is she for or against?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Welp here he is.

And yes I turned it on I can't avert my eyes from the car wreck

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
This is so surreal.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
No red power tie, lookin' weak Donny!

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Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Ugh this isn't a dream is it.

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