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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

loving Scarborough standing applauding Trump with a big smile in a sea of stone faced people.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"That being said, I now resign the Office of the Presidency effective immediatly"

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?
Cummings straight faced not applauding was great.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
The work that remains to be in eliminating them.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

AlexJade posted:

why cheer so much for FLOTUS? Is that normal or are the republicans celebrating that she is white now? Also General Dunford is close to the front and he does not look happy at all.

it is normal.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The first time he mentioned the kc shooting.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
They're applauding him for successfully reading the first sentences.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
"we're going to burn loving everything"

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Wow, he he very nearly said something explicitly condemning anti-Semitism. I have totally forgotten that earlier on he said that the Jews were desecrating their own cemeteries to garner sympathy.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Congratulations rest of the world we are going to set you on fire

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Holy gently caress stop applauding he hasn't said anything worth poo poo yet

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Coming out talking about violence against Jewish community centers. Was not expecting this.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Burning everything down so we can rise from the ashes.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
"A new national pride"

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blind Pineapple posted:

They're applauding him for successfully reading the first sentences.

Is this your first congressional address?

Mavric
Dec 14, 2006

I said "this is going to be the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap." And I do not say that lightly.
omygod firebombs

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Oh god, Trump is going to sound like a normal president tonight and everyone is going to think he isn't a puppet fascist.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
CNN's camera just went to Bernie. SAVE US BERNIE

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Ted Cruz has a turkey neck.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
I need a gif of ted cruz clapping STAT

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Josh Lyman posted:

Oh god, Trump is going to sound like a normal president tonight and everyone is going to think he isn't a puppet fascist.

That's because he isn't?

"My insane conspiracy narrative, no!!!!!"

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
I wonder who finally managed to sit him down and convince him to stay on script

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I just have "lol gently caress off Trump" looping through my head

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
real loving optimistic there don

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

At least I get to watch food preparation on Colbert's Facebook feed. :allears:

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



This is already sickening to watch.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

CHICAGO

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
CHICAGO

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He so clearly did not write this.

TheSpartacus
Oct 30, 2010
HEY GUYS I'VE FLOWN HELICOPTERS IN THIS GAME BEFORE AND I AM AN EXPERT. ALSO, HOW DO I START THE ENGINE?

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

how can i just make it stuck on "disagree" the whole time without having to hold it down

Just click man

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
My stream is like 5 minutes behind. Live thread ruined :(


pangstrom posted:

I just have "lol gently caress off Trump" looping through my head


Why are you watching? You gently caress off (and i mean that kindly, for your own sanity)

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Josh Lyman posted:

Oh god, Trump is going to sound like a normal president tonight and everyone is going to think he isn't a puppet fascist.
Please no. Please god, no.

This is the first time he hasn't sounded like a petulant child. And I don't mean on the campaign trail or in office. I mean ever.

This is terrifying.

Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009
Already got pretty bad cotton mouth, he's gonna be so smecky and dry sniffy by the end of this thing

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

MattD1zzl3 posted:

My stream is like 5 minutes behind. Live thread ruined :(

Watch the White House stream on YouTube.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

The speech has now shifted from the intro written by Priebus, to the rest of it written by Bannon.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

What the gently caress

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"we've done too many big stupid projects"

...

*ten minutes pass*

...

"gonna build a fuckin big wall yall"

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
but mostly white families

size1one
Jun 24, 2008

I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

LividLiquid posted:

Please no. Please god, no.

This is the first time he hasn't sounded like a petulant child. And I don't mean on the campaign trail or in office. I mean ever.

This is terrifying.

2 mins in and he's describing his election win in epic terms.

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NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

Gordong Dongbay posted:

That's because he isn't?

"My insane conspiracy narrative, no!!!!!"

Holy gently caress you're dumb

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